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Hi, I'm Tom. I started as a typographical error Posted Dec 3, 2003
If you'd like an imperfect male specimen, I know where you can find one. (Hint: his initials are WTF) 
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Apollo Posted Dec 3, 2003
That story sounds remarkably familiar! I remember around Christmas last year, this girl kept nagging me to remember old tv ads... oh, wait... 
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Red (and a bit grey) Dog Posted Dec 3, 2003
*bangs his head against something very hard*
Will you lot call it quits at the end of the new year ? My annual journal entry is coming up and I'm prepared to offer you all a place in the 2004 effort ..... come on, make me happy this year 
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Hi, I'm Tom. I started as a typographical error Posted Dec 3, 2003
If you make your 2004 journal very nice, I'm sure *some* of us will come over, Red Dog. 
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Dec 4, 2003
Would you like us to help you come up with a name for it, Red Dog?
How about "Less Than Nothing?"
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Saturn Girl ~ 1 of 42 (Borg Queen A761708) ~ Gollum's keeper + some ~ [1*7(0!+2)(0!+1)=42] Posted Dec 4, 2003
...but this is the 2002 entry. Why should we move to the 2004? The 2003 didn't even take off for long, and this one just kept going and going.
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Red (and a bit grey) Dog Posted Dec 4, 2003
How about "On the subject of perfidious friends" Paul
And as to why SG ....... to make good ole Red Dog happy of course
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Apollo Posted Dec 4, 2003
Aw, c'mon now Redders... you know we wouldn't let something like THAT stop us from keeping you company here!! If you insist though, the "less than nothing" thread would give us something else to discuss in THIS thread
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Dec 4, 2003
"On the Subject of Perfidious Friends," Red Dog?
I think we're more invidious than perfidious....
And it's too long for us short-attention-span folks.
Making an acronym out of it--O.T.S.O.P.F.--would not improve it.
Or maybe you're an irony addict, Red Dog? "Nothing at all" turned out to be a lot of *something*, even if it was largely dreck. Wait, since your friends are not at all perfidious, that would be ironic, too.
You are right on target, Red Dog. Start 'er up, and ride 'em cowboy! Yahoo! 
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Saturn Girl ~ 1 of 42 (Borg Queen A761708) ~ Gollum's keeper + some ~ [1*7(0!+2)(0!+1)=42] Posted Dec 5, 2003
Oh, but I know it makes you happy to see me pracing around here in not much more than a corset! Why should I go away!?
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Hi, I'm Tom. I started as a typographical error Posted Dec 9, 2003
That depends on whom you go away *with*, Saturn Girl. I'm available Saturday night. 
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Saturn Girl ~ 1 of 42 (Borg Queen A761708) ~ Gollum's keeper + some ~ [1*7(0!+2)(0!+1)=42] Posted Dec 10, 2003
...who said I'm going away with anyone?
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Red (and a bit grey) Dog Posted Dec 10, 2003
You could go away with everyone - that would be nice 
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Dec 10, 2003
That was a good riposte, Red Dog.
I'm sure Wesley Tofflemeister Flimby is devastated, though.
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Apollo Posted Dec 11, 2003
You know Red Dog, if I didn't know better, I'd say you wanted everyone to go away...
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Dec 11, 2003
But we have to have someplace to go *to*, Apollo. Hopefully, red Dog will lavish a lot of care on his 2004 journal article, and we'll be delighted with it.
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Saturn Girl ~ 1 of 42 (Borg Queen A761708) ~ Gollum's keeper + some ~ [1*7(0!+2)(0!+1)=42] Posted Dec 12, 2003
Well, I might be willing to move to a new journal entry... but I have a feeling that I'll stay here anyhow.
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Saturn Girl ~ 1 of 42 (Borg Queen A761708) ~ Gollum's keeper + some ~ [1*7(0!+2)(0!+1)=42] Posted Dec 13, 2003
...and proud of it.
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