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Sergeant Mushroom Posted Sep 16, 2003
I don't like the way corsets rearrange your innards
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Sep 16, 2003
I don't either.
That's why I won't wear them.
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Saturn Girl ~ 1 of 42 (Borg Queen A761708) ~ Gollum's keeper + some ~ [1*7(0!+2)(0!+1)=42] Posted Sep 24, 2003
Oh, but they make you look so pretty and stuffs! *bouncey*
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Sep 24, 2003
I would *love* to look pretty.
But not if I have to wear a corset. 
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Saturn Girl ~ 1 of 42 (Borg Queen A761708) ~ Gollum's keeper + some ~ [1*7(0!+2)(0!+1)=42] Posted Sep 26, 2003
...oh, don't worry. Corsets only make people look all pretty and stuff if they'r curvey female things. 
Which I am.
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Sep 26, 2003
I know, I know. Of course.
Of corset works that way. 
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Saturn Girl ~ 1 of 42 (Borg Queen A761708) ~ Gollum's keeper + some ~ [1*7(0!+2)(0!+1)=42] Posted Sep 27, 2003
*wacks Paul upside the head with a huge cartoon mallet for his pun*
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Queex Quimwrangler (Not Egon) Posted Sep 29, 2003
*applauds SG's attire*
Is this the part where my head turns into that of a wolf and I howl?
I'm never sure about these things...
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Saturn Girl ~ 1 of 42 (Borg Queen A761708) ~ Gollum's keeper + some ~ [1*7(0!+2)(0!+1)=42] Posted Sep 30, 2003
...if this were a cartoon, yes, it would be time for the wolf head bit. However, is this, or is this not a cartoon?
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Queex Quimwrangler (Not Egon) Posted Sep 30, 2003
I can't say off hand. Someone drop an anvil on me.
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Saturn Girl ~ 1 of 42 (Borg Queen A761708) ~ Gollum's keeper + some ~ [1*7(0!+2)(0!+1)=42] Posted Sep 30, 2003
*blinks and waits to see if QQ is dead, or if he'll peel himself off the ground*
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Queex Quimwrangler (Not Egon) Posted Oct 1, 2003
Ooooohhhhh.... me no feel so good...
For future reference, everyone, this thread is not a cartoon.
ooooohhhhhh...
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Oct 1, 2003
I thought you *wanted* an anvil dropped
on your head, QQ.
Did you want a different model of anvil?
In a different color? I'm sure we could have
fitted an anvil in a variety of pleasing scents
of your choice--lilac, new-car upholstery,
baked bread, ham and beans, whatever.
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Saturn Girl ~ 1 of 42 (Borg Queen A761708) ~ Gollum's keeper + some ~ [1*7(0!+2)(0!+1)=42] Posted Oct 6, 2003
...*hands QQ a lolly pop, shaped like a stylized lady in a corset*
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Yes,I am the Lady Lowena!Get with the programme... Posted Oct 7, 2003
I think there could be a sizable market for that sort of product.Can I buy the rights to that design? 
OOh I'm doing a live e-bay training day on friday.Ive go to login at 10am pacific standard time .Anyone know what that is in English?
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Oct 7, 2003
If you're a martyr for science, maybe a pestle
will step forward to keep you company. 
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Saturn Girl ~ 1 of 42 (Borg Queen A761708) ~ Gollum's keeper + some ~ [1*7(0!+2)(0!+1)=42] Posted Oct 9, 2003
*blinks*
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ex-Rambling. Thingite. Dog. Pythonist. Deceased. Posted Oct 30, 2003
*stuffs QQ in the martyr, and tries to make something sciency, but he keeps dodging the pestle*
Gosh, this is harder than it looks...
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- 2101: Sergeant Mushroom (Sep 16, 2003)
- 2102: paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant (Sep 16, 2003)
- 2103: Saturn Girl ~ 1 of 42 (Borg Queen A761708) ~ Gollum's keeper + some ~ [1*7(0!+2)(0!+1)=42] (Sep 24, 2003)
- 2104: paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant (Sep 24, 2003)
- 2105: Saturn Girl ~ 1 of 42 (Borg Queen A761708) ~ Gollum's keeper + some ~ [1*7(0!+2)(0!+1)=42] (Sep 26, 2003)
- 2106: paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant (Sep 26, 2003)
- 2107: Saturn Girl ~ 1 of 42 (Borg Queen A761708) ~ Gollum's keeper + some ~ [1*7(0!+2)(0!+1)=42] (Sep 27, 2003)
- 2108: Queex Quimwrangler (Not Egon) (Sep 29, 2003)
- 2109: Saturn Girl ~ 1 of 42 (Borg Queen A761708) ~ Gollum's keeper + some ~ [1*7(0!+2)(0!+1)=42] (Sep 30, 2003)
- 2110: Queex Quimwrangler (Not Egon) (Sep 30, 2003)
- 2111: paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant (Sep 30, 2003)
- 2112: Saturn Girl ~ 1 of 42 (Borg Queen A761708) ~ Gollum's keeper + some ~ [1*7(0!+2)(0!+1)=42] (Sep 30, 2003)
- 2113: Queex Quimwrangler (Not Egon) (Oct 1, 2003)
- 2114: paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant (Oct 1, 2003)
- 2115: Queex Quimwrangler (Not Egon) (Oct 6, 2003)
- 2116: Saturn Girl ~ 1 of 42 (Borg Queen A761708) ~ Gollum's keeper + some ~ [1*7(0!+2)(0!+1)=42] (Oct 6, 2003)
- 2117: Yes,I am the Lady Lowena!Get with the programme... (Oct 7, 2003)
- 2118: paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant (Oct 7, 2003)
- 2119: Saturn Girl ~ 1 of 42 (Borg Queen A761708) ~ Gollum's keeper + some ~ [1*7(0!+2)(0!+1)=42] (Oct 9, 2003)
- 2120: ex-Rambling. Thingite. Dog. Pythonist. Deceased. (Oct 30, 2003)
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