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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Aug 18, 2003
Wait a minute, let me check.....
Actually, this is number 18 in an apartment
complex that will be infinitely large and
tall, so you could consider it any number you want. 
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Red (and a bit grey) Dog Posted Aug 18, 2003
*pathetically*
Anybody got a plaster for a nasty wound ?
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Aug 18, 2003
Sorry, 
Betty's shift ended an hour
ago, and she won't be back till tomorrow morning.
You don't want to know what my qualifications are
for relieving her. 
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Red (and a bit grey) Dog Posted Aug 18, 2003
*deliriously*
If you're not Betty are you 
Bob ? .... you look familiar somehow.
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Aug 18, 2003
I'm Captain Klutz. 
If I hook you up to an IV, do I put the needle
in your shoe or in your tongue? (I can't
remember that one. 
)
Oh, and the plaster you wanted. Was that supposed
to be plaster of Paris or a mustard plaster?
No, wait, we're out of mustard. All we have is limburger
cheese. 
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Saturn Girl ~ 1 of 42 (Borg Queen A761708) ~ Gollum's keeper + some ~ [1*7(0!+2)(0!+1)=42] Posted Aug 18, 2003
*blinks, then ducks behind a screen to finish changing*
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Aug 19, 2003
The ducks don't have to hide behind
a screen, Saturn Girl. 
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Saturn Girl ~ 1 of 42 (Borg Queen A761708) ~ Gollum's keeper + some ~ [1*7(0!+2)(0!+1)=42] Posted Aug 20, 2003
*gets out some punny-ease spray, and gives the whole thread a once over*
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Queex Quimwrangler (Not Egon) Posted Aug 20, 2003
My eyes! I am blind! Help me, I'm melting!
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Aug 20, 2003
Just say no, Queex.
Refuse to melt, and you won't melt.
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Saturn Girl ~ 1 of 42 (Borg Queen A761708) ~ Gollum's keeper + some ~ [1*7(0!+2)(0!+1)=42] Posted Aug 22, 2003
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Aug 22, 2003
Even on the veldt
I won't melt.
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Saturn Girl ~ 1 of 42 (Borg Queen A761708) ~ Gollum's keeper + some ~ [1*7(0!+2)(0!+1)=42] Posted Aug 22, 2003
*unscrews the spray cap from the punny-ease spray, and pours contents on Paul's head*
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Aug 23, 2003
Saturn Girl, what exactly is punny-ease spray?
Is it supposed to make it easier for me to
tell puns?
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Lady Scott Posted Aug 24, 2003
It would appear so...
Glad to see that the party is still in full swing here...
anyone?
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Aug 24, 2003
Don't mind if I do.
Hmm, I think I'll stay here indefinitely,
as I might not fit fit through the door
when I want to leave. Sorry, Red Dog. 
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Red (and a bit grey) Dog Posted Aug 24, 2003
*makes a big mournful sigh as if facing the inevitable*
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