h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Let the party commence!

Wait, Lady Scott, there's a lot of
pre-party preparation that has to be done.
We must plant the vines that will grow the grapes
that will be fermented into the that we will
be drinking.

We will need to grow--from seed-- 200,000 gardenias
that will be made into a float depicting Red Dog
in all his furry glory.

VIP's by the thousands will have to be invited,
and we'll need to get eheir RSVP's so we know how
many to plan for......

Or, we can just wing it and fly by the seat of our pants.

Aaaaargh!

Nooo! My life is ashes! I will never love again! I renounce my religion! Let the blackness claim me!

And in summary, I hate you all .

Queex. that was an awful lot like something
Red Dog might be expected to say. Are you
channeling Red Dog now, by any chance?

I hope not. You know what canines are like for sniffing things.

Dogs and cats have very keen noses.

I don't. I've got a cold

Here ya go Sarge, have some , but don't let that stop you from partying with us!

party! Woooohooo *goes to get dressed for the party*

I'll get my monocle and my walking cane. Must cut a suitable dash.

That's the spirit!

Maybe you'd like to talk with Mister Peanut.

Ooooooh, is he going to be here for the party too?

We can only hope! *is still getting all dressed up*

Nice outfit, SG!

You mean there's even more to it?

Well, considering there's nothing to it so far, literally, yeah, I'd hope so. If for no reason other than to keep from getting in trouble for indecent exposure.

Here, at least use a to cover up a little.

Well, could you put on just enough
for decent exposure?

I think the should about cover it.

Yes, but just barely.

(Go on, , I know you want to. )

Nah, why would I want to ?