This is the Message Centre for Batty_ACE

Lulling about in warm tapioca pudding and with a coke in the holder ....

Post 3241

Michele - Doily Mogul: Don't leave me! If you go there'll be no braincells in the room at all!

Allright - I warned you!

*watches as her self-activating power broom "gets to know" Thog a little bit*

smiley - bigeyes

Wow! I didn't know you could run that fast Thog dear!

smiley - run

smiley - bigeyes

And I didn't know that was possible - even with a broom! smiley - ok


Lulling about in warm tapioca pudding and with a coke in the holder ....

Post 3242

Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~

smiley - wow bedknobs and broomsticks, you *are* a lady of many talents, michelle smiley - ok

smiley - laugh

smiley - pirate


Lulling about in warm tapioca pudding and with a coke in the holder ....

Post 3243

Batty_ACE

smiley - erm

Apparently I missed quite a smiley - bleepin' bit..


Lulling about in warm tapioca pudding and with a coke in the holder ....

Post 3244

Lighthousegirl - back on board

I am not sure that being here helped that ing much smiley - erm


Lulling about in warm tapioca pudding and with a coke in the holder ....

Post 3245

paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant

Well, I *wasn't* here, and
that didn't help at all. smiley - erm


Lulling about in warm tapioca pudding and with a coke in the holder ....

Post 3246

Michele - Doily Mogul: Don't leave me! If you go there'll be no braincells in the room at all!

Well smiley - erm I warned him you know...


Lulling about in warm tapioca pudding and with a coke in the holder ....

Post 3247

Thog the Loinclothed One, God of BLEEP!, Bearer of Nailguns... Hm.

*has transmogrified int oa small greenish cloud of smoke, which the demon-broom is now flying through repeatedly, but to no avail*

Hahahahahahahahaaaaaaa!!! You cannot threaten the Great smiley - bleepin God of smiley - bleep with a mere broom, foolish wench!!! Now... let's see...

*thinks for a while... then suddenly smiley - eureka, Thog rematerializes on the back of the broom. Before it has a chance to start trying to throw him off, he leans forward and whispers something toward the end that seems most likely to have ears... as he whispers, the broom stops bucking and comes to a stop. It seems to consider for a moment, then nods in an odd broomish way and lets Thog off, whereupon both Thog as well as the broom begin advancing upon Michele in a decidedly wicked manner (which is hard for a broom to do, just for the record)*

smiley - erm


Lulling about in warm tapioca pudding and with a coke in the holder ....

Post 3248

paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant

smiley - musicalnote

Broom, broom,broom, broom, broom.
Good night, sweetheart, well, it's time to go.
Broom, broom,broom, broom, broom.
Good night, sweetheart, well, it's time to go.

On to "Mr. Sandman!" smiley - biggrinsmiley - ok

smiley - musicalnote

Broom, broom,broom, broom, broom, broom, broom,broom,
Broom, broom, Broom, broom,broom,
Mr. Sandman, bring me a dream......

smiley - cross How did we get started with brooms anyway?
And don't tell me to read the backlog.
Backlogs are for putting in the fireplace, not for reading. smiley - steam




Lulling about in warm tapioca pudding and with a coke in the holder ....

Post 3249

Michele - Doily Mogul: Don't leave me! If you go there'll be no braincells in the room at all!

smiley - bigeyes Oh no... He's corrupted my broom! smiley - yikes

RUN!!!!

smiley - run


Lulling about in warm tapioca pudding and with a coke in the holder ....

Post 3250

Lurcher


Could be some sweeping changes are afoot...you know what they say about "new brooms".....smiley - whistle


Lulling about in warm tapioca pudding and with a coke in the holder ....

Post 3251

paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant

Time to lower the broom. smiley - bigeyes


Lulling about in warm tapioca pudding and with a coke in the holder ....

Post 3252

Thog the Loinclothed One, God of BLEEP!, Bearer of Nailguns... Hm.

ONWARD, VALIANT STEED, THE WENCH GETTETH AWAY!!!!
smiley - zoom


Lulling about in warm tapioca pudding and with a coke in the holder ....

Post 3253

paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant

She'll be back at Christmas.

Good King Wenches'loss will bring her. smiley - winkeye


Lulling about in warm tapioca pudding and with a coke in the holder ....

Post 3254

Thog the Loinclothed One, God of BLEEP!, Bearer of Nailguns... Hm.

smiley - ermsmiley - ermsmiley - erm


smiley - huh


smiley - erm


smiley - crosssmiley - bleep it, I just /know/ that was a really funny play on words or something Paul, but I can't figure out what it is...smiley - cross

Bloody Brits anyway... with their 'crisps' and their smiley - bleepin sparkling wordplay...


smiley - cheers all, and a good weekend!smiley - ok


Lulling about in warm tapioca pudding and with a coke in the holder ....

Post 3255

Lurcher


Changed nationality Paul ? smiley - biggrin
That must have been w(r)ench...Yule regret it....smiley - erm

smiley - run


Lulling about in warm tapioca pudding and with a coke in the holder ....

Post 3256

Batty_ACE

smiley - headhurts Oy vey!


Lulling about in warm tapioca pudding and with a coke in the holder ....

Post 3257

Thog the Loinclothed One, God of BLEEP!, Bearer of Nailguns... Hm.

smiley - groansmiley - bleepFive days later and I still have no smiley - bleepin idea what's goin on...


Lulling about in warm tapioca pudding and with a coke in the holder ....

Post 3258

Michele - Doily Mogul: Don't leave me! If you go there'll be no braincells in the room at all!

You know the old Christmas carol "Good King Winceslas" (okay, I don't think I spelled that correctly, but you get the point)? That's what he was referring to.

smiley - ok


Lulling about in warm tapioca pudding and with a coke in the holder ....

Post 3259

Thog the Loinclothed One, God of BLEEP!, Bearer of Nailguns... Hm.

Oh! That explains it -- see I've never heard of that Christmas carol -- never been much into the whole Christmas scene, really, but at least I know why I'm smiley - bleeping lost now. Thank you, love!smiley - oksmiley - smooch


Lulling about in warm tapioca pudding and with a coke in the holder ....

Post 3260

Michele - Doily Mogul: Don't leave me! If you go there'll be no braincells in the room at all!

Anytime dear! smiley - winkeye


Key: Complain about this post

Lulling about in warm tapioca pudding and with a coke in the holder ....

More Conversations for Batty_ACE

Write an Entry

"The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is a wholly remarkable book. It has been compiled and recompiled many times and under many different editorships. It contains contributions from countless numbers of travellers and researchers."

Write an entry
Read more