h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

~ Bassman stirs from floor - wonders if tickling was a treatment approved by Florence Nightingale - touches the large tight lump appearing on the left of his forhead ~

Ouch

~ Decides to look for pack of frozen peas. Suffles painfully to freezer only to find that it's full of ice ~

It's a party isn't it!!

~ Realises that the bump has done his typing abilities no end of harm!! Reaches for the only other cold thing in the room - can't waste the ice on a bump - grabs the ghost of christmas past and clamps it to his forehead ~

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh That feels better.

~ Panics as he realises the ghost is so cold that his hand is stuck to it, and it to his head ~

Can someone get this thing off me? I can't wander round like this all day!!

Bassman, glad to see you up and about again - the tickling, yes, hm, a bit unusal, I admit it, but if you hadn't shown any signs of life within 24 hrs I would have tried the 'kiss of life' next...

Ghost of christmas past? Hmmm, first time I've come across that - let me think... ah! Let's pour some steaming hot Glögg on it!

*rushes to Bassmans rescue*
I'll give him the kiss of life!

~ the ghost of Christmas past dissolves through Bassman's head and appears the other side - then shoots towards the front door and dissolves throughit as well ~

I wonder if that's the last we'll see of the ghost?

No need for the kiss of life CB, but a normal will do. - Mind the bump

*sea finally finds the chocolate milk*

[sea] yum!

milk! Yummy!!!

Bassman, you look like you are cold? How comes?

helo bassman helo evryon
if your cold i thik you shoud tri som marspan gin itsvary tasti and maks wevils warm mabye it wil mak you warm to
i lik it her thers lots of foods al over the flor i wil tast som of it nick dosnt lik foods on the flor
im vary exited abot crismis ok i hav to go now ok by

[sea] welcome to the party, kensington!

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You don't say.

*speaking from corner of mouth whilst greeting hugo the fish* Quick, hide the smoked salmon!

ha ha. Nice scales you've got there. I didn't know this was a formal dress party.

ha ha. *slurp* *hic*

*Sultandude returns wearing refridgerated shades, hoping to get rid of the bags under his eyes.*

"Yo dudes, too many parties, too cool! Catching up on me IRL, frightened myself in the mirror this morning. Could have applied for a job as a registered rat frightener. And there's worse to come tonight, then tomorrow night, bar extentions with a live band and dancers (14 of them)and a free bar. On the good news front, my flight out of here at 4:00 PM Tuesday has been cancelled so I have to take the early flight in the morning and get to stay all day and evening in Libreville lounging around the Tropicana hotel fight on the beach. Too cool! Can't decide whether to rest up for Princess Toy, or get some practice in with the lovely local ladies, what a dilema. Beery Christmas and a Bonkin' New Year!

You know when you're 14 and your parents go out for the night, so you organise an illicit party and loads of people come - most uninvited - and make loads of mess, then bugger off and leave you to tidy up before your parents come home again?

THAT'S US!!

We better get tidied up before Galaxy Babe gets back.

~ Finds Vax machine in cupboard under stairs, unplugs hi-fi ~

Can someone find some cloths please. HEY WHERE ARE YOU LOT GOING......

I'm not going anywhere! I always have the dust rag Dragonfly gave me some months ago with me. Much more fun dusting h2g2, than my RL room!

(I would love a smiley )

btw. Glad to see that you're on your feet again

Hello there .

Well , just my luck . The first party I get invited to , and when I get here you're clearing up .

Any left?


Keeper of Sooty and Sweep

"Welcome! There is anything you want here in virtuality."

Blimey, we can't clear off yet. I've only just started my second . I haven't even slipped on on a and done my world-renowned pratfall yet. I wouldn't mind another since there seems to be lots leftwwwaaAAAAAHHHH! *crunch*

Good god, my spine. I'm gonna feel that one in the morning. Actually, I'm fairly well feeling it right now. Might need a fourth .

* having dusted all the empty bottles , Ottox leaves for Christmas. (He might come back, though! ) *

MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE!!!