h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

* will follow that link before Dragonfly begins her chaperoning again! *

You better remove that gown, GB!

* will follow that link before Dragonfly begins her chaperoning again! *

You better remove that gown, GB!

* will follow that link before Dragonfly begins her chaperoning again! *

You better remove that gown, GB!

* will follow that link before Dragonfly begins her chaperoning again! *

You better remove that gown, GB!

*pops up head from behind bar counter, throws a at Ottox, then quickly ducks again*

We read you loud and clear, Ottox!

~ Bassman stands disheveled in the debris on the floor - that only a few short minutes ago was the buffet. Custard dripping out of one ear, jelly out of the other...... I suppose that makes me a TRIFLE deaf then (Ah - the old ones are best) ~

~ Thud ~

~ Splat ~

~ Drip ~

INCOMING...............

*Walks in*
Is this a foo...
*Gets hit in the face by flying *
I guess it is then!
*dives for cover*

*sea hits the deck*

You're not a duck, Titania, you're a , hiding....
* grabs a bottle of , shakes it while running to the other side of the counter *
...

*flips up umbrella*

*Uses some green as a shield*
*Grabs a beer-can and shakes it in the other corner*

*sea crawls, army-style, behind a convenient couch, and proceeds to throw at anyone she can see*

*broelan emerges from behind the couch... she has found more and , also some leftover bits of that have landed there. armed with cushions from the couch she stands to mount an offense*

*fires three bits of to her left, two to her right. ducks back behind the couch as cheesecake flies overhead, proceeds to build a bomb. stands to deliver, ducks again as the room is showered with which sticks to everything else that has been splattered.*

*sea continues to launch projectile despite the thick layer of cheesecake remains and popcorn on her face*

[sea] would anyone care to throw me a napkin?

*remains spotlessly clean despite the food going everywhere.*

It must have something to do with the superheroes.

, or

~ Bassman picks up an as yet untouched flan and throws it at sad, mad or bad, catching her clean in the face ~

I see the Kindergartewn Superheroes didn't save you from that!!

~peers round the door~
Is it safe to re-enter?
*Awhizzes past her nose*
~GB backs away~

I'll return later!!!
{when the food has run out, hehehehe}

*The Keeper of Bizzare Statements edges from behind the Welsh Dresser and skilfully catches a *

~ Bassman, in an attempt to duck behind the dresser steps on an unattended glass, and falls onto the parquet flooring HEAD FIRST. ~

Is there a in the house?