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::looks around::

Who me!??

BUT!!!

Everyone's been waiting on you!!!

well, as you are the only one here at the moment...
(but also because I *want* to dance with you!)
I would like to dance here, while sleeping RL!

Come on now guys, I don't want to see this party start to degenerate. I was having a ball until you started having crossed words. Are you sure you haven't had too much ?

~ THUD ~

Ouch what was that ~ picks up that had bounced off head ~

Who threw that?

~ Splat Squelch ~ ~ A large lump of cream hits Bassman's chest and falls onto the floor ~

I hope this isn't going to turn into a...........

FFFF O O DDD
F O O O O D D
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F O O O O D D
F O O DDD



FFFF I GGG H H TTTTT
F I G H H T
FFFF I G GG HHHHH T
F I G G H H T
F I GGG H H T

Sorry folks that was supposed to say FOOD FIGHT in large letters, I forgot you can't post lots of spaces

Food fight!??? YAY!!!

::Chooses her weapon carefully: CHEESECAKE::

[sea] YIKES!

* S P L A T *

*sea now has a large piece of cheesecake stuck to her forehead. she picks up the nearest food-like item at hand and throws it*

*ducks*

*watches the flan hit someone behind her*



, or

~ Bassman slips on cream cake, smearing it into the carpet - falls forward onto the coffee table, spilling a fresh pint of all over the Kindergarten Superheroes ........ they don't look impressed! ~

I'm really sorry guys - it wasn't my fault...

Balaxy Babe is going to kill me, after all the hard work she put in.

~ Gets up to hide in the corner from a volley of ~

*crawling around on floor trying to dodge flying missiles.... behind the couch she finds and *

i wonder what all this is doing back here? *stands up to join in, ducks again before she is retaliated against*

hmmmmm, what else is back here?

Brolean,

If you find any Westlife 5ive S-club-7 or Steps CDs please leave them there - or use them for a beer mat or missile/frisbie!

Oh dear, Bassman, the girls might decide to beat you up!!
They're excitable types.

"No girls, he's NOT a bad guy, go beat on that verbose monkey over there "

, or

*grabs her and jumps over bar counter, ducking, having moved so fast nobody had a chance of hitting her (had a lot of practice in Heaven)*

phew-5 new dots since I last popped my head in-I have now officially no idea what anyone is talking about,so I'll just stand here and laugh when everyone else does...

*reaches up and pulls Mac down behind bar counter, as a flies through the air right where Mac's face was a second ago*

Careful, young man!

* Ottox tries to warn Mac, but it's too late *
* 5 s pops in Macs head *
* everyone else does *

Oh those simposts! Good rescue, Titania!!!

*from behind counter*

Thanks, Ottox!

Hello everyone! I came to inform you that there's a lot ofing going on here: http://www.h2g2.com/F41297?thread=94386&latest=1 so if you'd all like to follow me... Whaaaaat? Who used my Westlife c.d. for a mat?????? And what's all ~this~ on the floor??? *toes* *turns around* "SPLAT" *wipes eyes*.....Ooh! My ~best~ Angel gown!!!!!

*sea pulls the cheesecake off her forehead and throws it*