h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

[sea] oh. how kind of you. is there anything i can do to pay you back? after all, it is so very nice to have my marbles back....

naw, it's what I'm here for (well, that and the party)

*sea grins*

[sea] well thanks then...

*sea goes off in search of chocolate milk*

Curiously, the food sticks not to SMoBs face.

Something REALLY weird is going on here.

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Oh, fiddlesticks, I'm late for another party. I'm so behind the times. However, in my own defense, I wasn't actually eligible to be invited until quite recently.

Greetings all. Should I have brought anything? Oh, dear, I'm always so unprepared for these things.

- Nick, Keeper of Friendly Weevils

[sea] don't worry about it, nick. there's plenty of flying food around.... just don't get hit in the face!!!

*sea ducks as a flies past*

Ahem, OK, so the food fight ISN'T over yet

*Twirls in her completely unfooded dress*

Welcome to the party, Nick . Like some ? ? ? ?

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Oh lordy. I shouldn't have worn my best white disco suit.

SMoB assured me that that the food fight was over.

*dodges a truffle*

*hides the "Saturday Night Fever LP*

Well I THOUGHT it was

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Ooo, I wouldn't mind a .

Handed to me, of course.

Pours And now you're here, how are the friendly weevils doing?

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They're doing quite well, thanks for asking. Perhaps I'll get Kensington to sign in for a bit. I'm sure he'd like to say hi. He hasn't been on h2g2 for some time. He's been trying to learn to use crayons. |I believe he's attempting to learn how to draw.

Or perhaps he just likes using crayons. I don't know

Oh, ta for the *slurp* mmm, tasty....

helo evryon im kensington
nick told me to stop bi and say helo so her i am
ar ther eny biskits or corn sirups for me her
i am a weevil i lik biskits and corn sirups
ok by

Would a do?
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ok i ges thers no biskits or srups
wat is that it looks lik food yes pleas i woud lik to tri som
its good food not as good as biskits but i lik it
thaks sad
i dont undrstand yor nam shood i pik won

It's because I'm mysterious....

...or something.

Offers

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Kensington's gone off to play with his crayons but he said he's full now and to thank you again. However, I would be more than happy to partake of that delicious

Mmm. Yummy. My is a bit low. Should I help myself to a refill?

I expect so. Mickey doesn't seem to mind.

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**rattles chains**

Yep ... help yourself to all the or .
Watch out for the flying or ... *dodges low flying cupcake*.
Sorry I haven't been about for a while ... stuck in work and watching footy!
Hope everyone is enjoying themselves and a Merry Christmas to one and all