h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Well, I think it's about time I got off home now - it's been a great party but I really must be going.

~ Kisses all remaining Ladies
Firmly shakes the hand of all the chaps ~

I catch up with you all later ~ Waves ~

Goodbyeeeeee.

~ Trudges off down the garden path, vaults athletically over the gate, disappears into the mist ~

Well, looks like the party is finally winding down.. But it was good one! Legendary in it's duration, spirit and content!

I have kept my mouth shut (which makes me a Keeper of Mouthshut - but I'm not looking for title) until things quieted down but now I'm dying to know...
What's a PGGB?
The GB might be Galaxy Babe, but PG would only mean Pretty Good and we all know GB is way better than pretty good. She's Grrrrreat! Or (it just occurs to me) Phenomenally Great Galaxy babe!
Yeah, that must be it.

Perhaps it's a rating, like the movies. Hence, PG could mean "Parental Guardian". What does that mean exactly? Don't ask me, I think I've had a bit too much , so things that normally make no sense to me now fill me with a certain... enlightenment, if you will.

Thank you, ladies and gentlemen, and goodnight.

*bows, turns to leave, stops, keels over in drunken stupor, thinks about lathes and how they relate to minimum wage, falls alseep*

Zzzzz..

PGGB = Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster.
It's a drink from the Adams' books

Great stuff - but be careful - it could knock you out in a sec!

Over? The party?

Nope - no way!

*grabs another *

*puts on some salsa music*

*starts dancing*

a fictional drink?

No way!
It's Phenomenonally Great Galaxy Babe.
Watches elfin dancer with... interest.

*Wanders back from holidays*

It's over?

, or

don't Sad

It's NOT over

lets dance!!!!!

Ooooooooh, if you put it THAT way!

*strikes a pose*

Hm, is that "Vogue" on the stereo?

, or

Yeah, watch me.. *pose*

*elfin dancer seems to be suspended between impulse and action*

Ha! Don't talk - dance, johnwfulton!!!

.

*rare american folk dance called BunnyHop*

Huh!

I don't know this dance - like to teach me, johnwfulton?

Y' never heard of the Bunny Hop?
*she's kiddin me right*
Where're you from..?

Help me somebody...

Well, it's like a Conga line.
-help-
Y' see ..everybody lines up one behin...
NO I CANT DO IT!

c'mon.... one behind another

*gets behind johnwfulton,* i forget, do i put my hands on your shoulders, or your hips?

and then it's one hop forward, one back, and then three forward, isn't it?

Hands are placed on the hips of the person in front. (A shoulder version was often seen in the Ukranian or Russia)...
Then everyone, like a chorus line, with the right foot - a kick, a kick - then the left - a kick, a kick...
then feet together, hop back one hop, and then forward three hops...

So its (right) kick kick (Da dump, da da)
then (left) kick kick (da dump, da da)
then feet together (da dum..)
hop back (da dum..)
and three ahead (dah.. dump! dump! dump!)

A wonderful ice-breaker best enjoyed during the early effects of alcohol (later on these effects result in much falling down on top of one another - which may or may not be a good thing.)

Can I join you? I have only just now been awarded my title... And when you have the ice broken I give out a round of G'n'T's. But let's dance first. May I?

May I, Jan 2 ..it's all the same to me.

No wait.. I left out a hop forward!
So it's kick-kick/kick-kick/feet together/hop forward/hop back/three hops forward...

The rhythm of the kick lines is like 'polly wanna cracker/polly wanna cracker/ then da dum / da dum / da ..dump,dump,dump.

Oh that was wonderful...let's party on!
Oh no, I'll get behind you this time m'dear.

g 'n t ..... or ..... pggb
g 'n t ..... or ..... pggb

oh, what the ......
*has a pggb and joins the hop*
no offense, gt.

*kick kick hop hop hop*