h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

~ Bassman plugs VAX machine in and switches on! Starts sucking up all the squashed and trashed food from the floor, the Kindergarten Superheroes dutifully move their feet to allow him to clean undedr the couch ~

I always hate this bit!!

Never mind it's Christmas day tomorrow. I just hope I'm finished by then.

~ Nick "cleans up" the remaining ~

Oops, I forgot add: I hope you all have a great holiday season. Must be the .

*sea levitates all the squished from the earlier food fight into a trash can*

Thanks for mucking in like this guys, we'll have it done before Galaxy Babe gets back.

Where are the large rubbish sacks?

~ Bassman finds roll of sacks under the sink and fills it with bottles and cans. ~

I'll take those to the recycling centre when it opens again.

sea, if you could levitate the rest of these dishes into the kitchen, i'll wash them up and put them away.....

*heads off to kitchen with arms full of dirty glasses and dishes*

oh, my! who is this floating in the punchbowl?

(mopping & buffing the dance floor with a refitted zamboni) Maurice! Bad pigeon! Get out of the punch!

(a mechanical arm reaches out from inside the zamboni and grabs the swimming superbird) I swear, its getting harder and harder to control that little

*flutter of wings*

Hey, a big clean-up, yes? may I help?
Hi, Duiner, how is it going?

The more the merrier. I think as soon as we remove that Permanently Pickled Pidgeon from the Peach Punch we'll be done.

*all the sacks with cans and bottles disappear to nearest recycling centre*

Anything else I can do to help?

Consider it done! but who knows how long the little will behave this time(the sound of disappointed cooing comes from inside the zamboni). why do I even bother?

Duiner, nice to meet you! You wouldn't happen to have any of MY marbles, would you? I seem to have lost a few...

I probably do...providing Maurice didn't eat them again. (rummages through his sack)hmmm..

*waiting excitedly*

There should be quite a lot of them...

(pulls out a seventy-kilo bag of marbles) this it?

Oh my!

No wonder I've been feeling kind of vague and elf-like... but surely those can't all be mine?

two of them might be mine.... are those from party clean up? i think i lost a few tonight. let me re-count, but i'm sure i'm only missing two....