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ANDROKTONE (Visit MoominValley! A639010) Posted Sep 21, 2001
nefarious plans
laid with devious cunning
come to fruition 
nt: superheroes
ANDROKTONE
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Hoovooloo Posted Sep 21, 2001
They wear justice like
a cloak, and their underpants
outside their trousers
Next topic: a finger on the safety catch
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Mr. Legion Posted Sep 22, 2001
Guns in Hollywood:
No safety catch, no real blood,
And no dead children.
NT: Bad Hollywood movies
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Sep 22, 2001
Victims bleed ketchup
As beast blasts scale-model town.
Hero crushed, but lives!
Next topic: What to do when the coffee runs out
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Encapsulated Life Pod Number 3- Muse of Gibberish Posted Sep 22, 2001
First: Panic. Then: Stare.
Then: Run around in circles.
And Last: Fall asleep.
nt: eating biscuits.
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vogonpoet (AViators at A13264670) Posted Sep 22, 2001
headache thumps distract...
scream out of kitchen, purchase
more coffee from shop.
nt: Addiction
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Encapsulated Life Pod Number 3- Muse of Gibberish Posted Sep 22, 2001
Just one more Haiku
Then I'm going down the shops.
no .. wait .. just one more.
nt: Eating Biscuits.
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Hoovooloo Posted Sep 22, 2001
Dunk it in your tea
Without exquisite control
The wet half falls back
Next topic: target practice
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Sep 22, 2001
Please do not draw the
World Trade Center on my shirt!
I'm not a target!
Next topic: Unusual things to do with scones
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SPINY (aka Ship's Cook) Posted Sep 22, 2001
A lovely fresh scone
Still steaming from the oven
Is nailed to the wall...
next: what to do with the impaled scone.
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Sep 23, 2001
Grilled scone: "Hear this, scone!
We know you did it, so come
clean, you crummy cake!"
Next topic: Being the last over the drawbridge
before it rises
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Roo (Muse of Agar Minions!!!) Posted Sep 23, 2001
puffing and panting
it's worse than catching a bus
your life is at stake!
nxt: on chunky watches
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Hoovooloo Posted Sep 23, 2001
Like a red sports car
A chunky watch is a sign
Of a small... (insert)
Next topic: Macho image problems.
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Roo (Muse of Agar Minions!!!) Posted Sep 23, 2001
i am a girl and i wear a chunky watch, so i'd think even a small one too big, as i nt gt 1!
*tad offended, but will forgive 
*
still think haiku funny tho
ok....Macho image problems.
thinks himself a stud
with freelander V6 and
manic depression
nxt:-wot 2 do when the planet hits the sun (sorry, but allison by the pixies is playing
)
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Sep 23, 2001
Too hot in winter,
but why? Sun too large. Uh-oh!
Closer, and we fry! 
Next topic: secret hiding places for your
stash of chocolate
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Lux Rothchop (wouldn't it be great if people were nice to each other for a change?) Posted Sep 23, 2001
A cunning plan, that. I'd almost written a haiku about the location of my own secret chocolate stash when I realised what you were trying to achieve...
Choc'late hiding place
Told to the world in haiku.
A secret no more.
Next: Return after long absence.
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Roo (Muse of Agar Minions!!!) Posted Sep 23, 2001
the plane is landing
arrival lounge-you run
you hug your true love
awwwwwwww
nxt: melting marshmallows on coffee mmmmmmmmm.........
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Encapsulated Life Pod Number 3- Muse of Gibberish Posted Sep 23, 2001
fluffy lumps rise and
dissolve in a caffiene sea
all for me me me...
Hey Roo 
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Sep 23, 2001
Next topic? All we were given was "Hey Roo"
Well, I'll make an attempt....
Hey, Roo, come see the
moon with me. The stars are out,
filled with fairy dust
Next topic: Running out of celery
when you need it, and it's too late
to go to the store for more.
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- 1821: ANDROKTONE (Visit MoominValley! A639010) (Sep 21, 2001)
- 1822: Hoovooloo (Sep 21, 2001)
- 1823: Mr. Legion (Sep 22, 2001)
- 1824: paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant (Sep 22, 2001)
- 1825: Encapsulated Life Pod Number 3- Muse of Gibberish (Sep 22, 2001)
- 1826: vogonpoet (AViators at A13264670) (Sep 22, 2001)
- 1827: Encapsulated Life Pod Number 3- Muse of Gibberish (Sep 22, 2001)
- 1828: Hoovooloo (Sep 22, 2001)
- 1829: paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant (Sep 22, 2001)
- 1830: SPINY (aka Ship's Cook) (Sep 22, 2001)
- 1831: paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant (Sep 23, 2001)
- 1832: Roo (Muse of Agar Minions!!!) (Sep 23, 2001)
- 1833: Hoovooloo (Sep 23, 2001)
- 1834: Roo (Muse of Agar Minions!!!) (Sep 23, 2001)
- 1835: paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant (Sep 23, 2001)
- 1836: Lux Rothchop (wouldn't it be great if people were nice to each other for a change?) (Sep 23, 2001)
- 1837: Roo (Muse of Agar Minions!!!) (Sep 23, 2001)
- 1838: Encapsulated Life Pod Number 3- Muse of Gibberish (Sep 23, 2001)
- 1839: Emily 'Twa Bui' Ultramarine (Sep 23, 2001)
- 1840: paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant (Sep 23, 2001)
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