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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Aug 31, 2001
"Brrrow, znap, znap, crunch, thwock."
That is sound of the combine
harvester's music.
Next topic: Bread dough rising
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FG Posted Aug 31, 2001
The damp dish towel lays
over the bowl. My warm kitchen
rises the bread dough.
NT: rhesus monkeys
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Encapsulated Life Pod Number 3- Muse of Gibberish Posted Sep 1, 2001
Experimental
written by rhesus monkey
that no one noticed.
nt: Why bananas are lovely.
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Sep 1, 2001
Cheery yellow skin,
mellow soothing taste, always
a treat: bananas.
Next topic: rain barrels
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Encapsulated Life Pod Number 3- Muse of Gibberish Posted Sep 1, 2001
rain barrels are round.
They live in gardens and are
sometimes full of rain.
nt: deep sleep.
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Hoovooloo Posted Sep 1, 2001
No chance of waking
The darkness is a caress
Of complete silence
Next topic: Superficiality
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Sep 2, 2001
I seem to be a
normal, regular guy, but
that's superficial.
Next topic: haunted donuts
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Busterbone Posted Sep 2, 2001
Give me a plate full
of donuts and they don't stand
a ghost of a chance.
Next Topic: Pizza
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Encapsulated Life Pod Number 3- Muse of Gibberish Posted Sep 2, 2001
Rounded, divided
sliced and serenaded with
mozzerella strings.
nt: tap dancing.
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Clelba Posted Sep 2, 2001
tap dancing is too
dangerous; you might slip and
fall in the basin.
nt: twisted
^. .^
= ' =
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Sep 2, 2001
Say "She sells seashells
by the seashore" ten times fast."
A real tongue-twister!
Next topic: climbing the mountain
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Monsignore Pizzafunghi Bosselese Posted Sep 2, 2001
Yodel-ay-dee-hoo,
Bavarians are up there,
they've reached the summit!
next: scuba diving 
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Sep 3, 2001
See brightly colored
fish and pink coral reefs, plus
hungry big sharks....Bye! 
Next topic: Watching a co-worker's
home movies taken during his last
ocean cruise
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Encapsulated Life Pod Number 3- Muse of Gibberish Posted Sep 3, 2001
Ship flicks brought back home.
projecting marine unseen.
I have become green.
nt: chocolate eclairs.
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Clelba Posted Sep 4, 2001
squidge! the cream explodes
into your mouth like so much
liquid cotton wool 
nt: potentiality
^. .^
= ' =`
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CeeBod Posted Sep 5, 2001
The closeness of trees
here as I stand in the park
is making it dark
nt the duck-billed platypus
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SPINY (aka Ship's Cook) Posted Sep 5, 2001
Duck, billed Platypus?
Change your billing. You'll never
Get gigs with that name.
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Encapsulated Life Pod Number 3- Muse of Gibberish Posted Sep 5, 2001
nt: nothingness? aporia? existential angst?
Jean Paul Sartre was
a funny old chap. Had a
pipe in his ear, and
nt: anything you like.
8)
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Emily 'Twa Bui' Ultramarine Posted Sep 5, 2001
I like anything.
That said, there are certain things:
I don't like nothing.
Sorry - that was awful. But never mind.
Next topic: strawberry jam
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- 1761: paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant (Aug 31, 2001)
- 1762: FG (Aug 31, 2001)
- 1763: Encapsulated Life Pod Number 3- Muse of Gibberish (Sep 1, 2001)
- 1764: paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant (Sep 1, 2001)
- 1765: Encapsulated Life Pod Number 3- Muse of Gibberish (Sep 1, 2001)
- 1766: Hoovooloo (Sep 1, 2001)
- 1767: paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant (Sep 2, 2001)
- 1768: Busterbone (Sep 2, 2001)
- 1769: Encapsulated Life Pod Number 3- Muse of Gibberish (Sep 2, 2001)
- 1770: Clelba (Sep 2, 2001)
- 1771: paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant (Sep 2, 2001)
- 1772: Monsignore Pizzafunghi Bosselese (Sep 2, 2001)
- 1773: paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant (Sep 3, 2001)
- 1774: Encapsulated Life Pod Number 3- Muse of Gibberish (Sep 3, 2001)
- 1775: Clelba (Sep 4, 2001)
- 1776: Unch (*buuurp*) (Sep 5, 2001)
- 1777: CeeBod (Sep 5, 2001)
- 1778: SPINY (aka Ship's Cook) (Sep 5, 2001)
- 1779: Encapsulated Life Pod Number 3- Muse of Gibberish (Sep 5, 2001)
- 1780: Emily 'Twa Bui' Ultramarine (Sep 5, 2001)
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