h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

i don't think rabbits
like getting stung by wasps much.
it hurts them too much.

next topic: why i can never come up with amusing haikus...
^. .^
= ' =

Haikus teach, amuse,
even scare. Master just one
type, and you're adept.


Next topic: why it's not to sweat the small stuff

The small things in life
Do not matter. Try to see
The bigger picture.

Next: the big picture

The big picture hangs
in pink, flowery glory
on my bedroom wall.

Next topic: Blue willow

"Eat up all your food:
There's a picture underneath."
Willow pattern ruse.

(You had to have a granny with a set of willow pattern china...)

Next: what's the point of saucers?

Unsteady hands and
too-full cups result in spills.
Saucers help somewhat.

(Good catch on the Blue Willow clue,
SPINY . Lots of grannies have that
pattern)

Next clue: morning haze

Uggh! What's 'morning haze' ??
I never have seen some such!
Do I sleep too long?


next: sunsets

I rise out of bed
Alcoholic induced blurr
Oh, sunsets outside?

Next topic: sleep.

sleep zzzz (alert
the cabbage
factory!) zzzz

next topic: beef

Can someone explain
This sign on the back of a
Truck: "Whale oil beef hooked"?

Next topic: Sweden

Scandinavia
Houses this source of
Flat-pack furniture

Next topic: exam re-sits

dont panic, be cool.
pencil, paper, mints, water:
get it right this time.

nt: hotdogs

Sausage inna bun!
Sold in Ankh Morpork, I think
By Mister Dibbler

(Love Pratchett books!)

NT : Movies about World War 2

why do people like
burgers? hot dogs are so much
nicer and groovy
^. .^
= ' =

Bearing two left nine!
Ba da ba da ba da da!
On your tail Ginger!

nt: Spy movies.

Furtive glance. Spy flees.
Daring high-tech escape. Sharks,
cute girls, all seek Bond.

Next topic: Creepy creatures in horror movies

Spiders monsters and
very bad make up it must
be horror movie

Next topic :: remote controls with low batterys.

Press press press ... damit!
Now I will have to get up
to watch Rolfe Harris.

nt Wobble Board.

Tie me kangaroo
down sport, tie me kangaroo
down

NT: crop circles

Was it aliens then?
Or two mad guys tied with string?
Nice album cover.

nt Led Zeppelin