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vogonpoet (AViators at A13264670) Posted Aug 27, 2001
What on earth is this?
Some strange dried out fruit type thing?
Or animal poo?
nt: The other first date
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Encapsulated Life Pod Number 3- Muse of Gibberish Posted Aug 27, 2001
Happy new zero!
Should auld aquaintance be for...
Ehh.. how does it go?
nt: The other other first date.
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Hoovooloo Posted Aug 28, 2001
You'll say anything
And do almost anything
Except be yourself
Next topic: BBC English
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Aug 28, 2001
BBC English
turns "color" to "colour" and
"favor" to "favour."
Next topic: sea serpents
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Dancer (put your advert here) Posted Aug 28, 2001
Sea serpents do not
exist in israel so
no heiku on that!
Next topic: Elephant Ballerina
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Hoovooloo Posted Aug 28, 2001
They were hippos, not
Elephant ballerinas
In "Fantasia".
Next topic: BBC English (which was meant to refer to the way BBC announcers speak (or used to speak, i.e. like nobody else in Britain) rather than British English spellings)
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Cabby Posted Aug 28, 2001
The 'Beeb' would call it,
'Received Pronounciation'.
Like wot I talk like.
nt: Dublin
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Clelba Posted Aug 28, 2001
i can't write about
this without fear of being
moderateded
^. .^
= ' =
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Clelba Posted Aug 28, 2001
i can't write about
this without fear of being
moderateded
nt: phone numbers
^. .^
= ' =
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Dancer (put your advert here) Posted Aug 28, 2001
Cool one Clelba 
I have 2 for numbers, but the first is a rip off. I changed it to fit the Haiku 575.
Don't go chsing all
those phoney calls please stick to
the numbers you know
do not give away
the seven digit numbers
on the internet
nt will be research
Dancer
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Hoovooloo Posted Aug 28, 2001
Copying one thing
Is plagiarism.
Ten things? That's research.
Next topic: Lego
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Encapsulated Life Pod Number 3- Muse of Gibberish Posted Aug 29, 2001
I'm falling apart
With odd bits stuck together:
I just can't Lego.
nt: bouncing up and down.
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Busterbone Posted Aug 29, 2001
squeak squeak goes the springs
bounce bounce bounce goes the mattress
smile smile smile goes me
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vogonpoet (AViators at A13264670) Posted Aug 29, 2001
PLaying games dangerous:
Let reality catch up
And fear consequence.
nt: tolerance
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Aug 29, 2001
My ankle has no
tolerance for trampolines:
came down wrong, bad sprain!
Next topic: Living without a television
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Clelba Posted Aug 29, 2001
i can cope without
a tv as long as there's
h2g2 here
nt: candles
^. .^
= ' =
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FG Posted Aug 29, 2001
an open flame alone
causes much damage perhaps
there's wax on the floor
NT: hangnails
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Encapsulated Life Pod Number 3- Muse of Gibberish Posted Aug 31, 2001
Why not hangnails, then?
Would it be a detterent?
Or merely a snag?
nt: combine harvesters
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- 1741: vogonpoet (AViators at A13264670) (Aug 27, 2001)
- 1742: Encapsulated Life Pod Number 3- Muse of Gibberish (Aug 27, 2001)
- 1743: SPINY (aka Ship's Cook) (Aug 28, 2001)
- 1744: Hoovooloo (Aug 28, 2001)
- 1745: paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant (Aug 28, 2001)
- 1746: Dancer (put your advert here) (Aug 28, 2001)
- 1747: Hoovooloo (Aug 28, 2001)
- 1748: Cabby (Aug 28, 2001)
- 1749: Clelba (Aug 28, 2001)
- 1750: Clelba (Aug 28, 2001)
- 1751: Dancer (put your advert here) (Aug 28, 2001)
- 1752: Hoovooloo (Aug 28, 2001)
- 1753: Encapsulated Life Pod Number 3- Muse of Gibberish (Aug 29, 2001)
- 1754: Busterbone (Aug 29, 2001)
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- 1756: vogonpoet (AViators at A13264670) (Aug 29, 2001)
- 1757: paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant (Aug 29, 2001)
- 1758: Clelba (Aug 29, 2001)
- 1759: FG (Aug 29, 2001)
- 1760: Encapsulated Life Pod Number 3- Muse of Gibberish (Aug 31, 2001)
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