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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Sep 5, 2001
Strawberry gridlock
on roads. No movement at all
means strawberry jam.
Next topic: gingerbread men
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Emily 'Twa Bui' Ultramarine Posted Sep 5, 2001
Human biscuit forms,
But one question: which goes first?
The head? Or a leg?
Next topic: spaghetti
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Roo (Muse of Agar Minions!!!) Posted Sep 5, 2001
it ok if i post here? i found u poddy, that how i find dis 
suck! tomato lips
cheese, tomato everywhere
don't wear a white shirt
next:-dry eyes from computer too long 
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dElaphant (and Zeppo his dog (and Gummo, Zeppos dog)) - Left my apostrophes at the BBC Posted Sep 8, 2001
My eyes start to itch
Soon the blindness will set in
The goo, it turns black
Next, yodelling cowboys
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Sep 9, 2001
Cowboys sing to pass
the time and calm the cows, or
to sell recordings.
Next topic: Nearsighted man sits
on cactus thinking it's a green
chair
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TDiD - Student of Luck/Fate Posted Sep 9, 2001
Bang, another good
day for the sherrif, need rest.
A nice green chair...OWWWWWW
NT..Playing with fire
TDiD
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Encapsulated Life Pod Number 3- Muse of Gibberish Posted Sep 9, 2001
A game of hopscotch
with an old flame can ignite
the cigar of fate.
nt: playing with nuclear physics.
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Sep 9, 2001
This red button here:
What's it for? Think I'll press it.
Ah! Nice mushroom clouds!
Next topic: Playing in the street
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dElaphant (and Zeppo his dog (and Gummo, Zeppos dog)) - Left my apostrophes at the BBC Posted Sep 9, 2001
The curb is first base,
The manhole cover is third.
Home plate... watch out, car!
Next, voodoo dolls
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Emily 'Twa Bui' Ultramarine Posted Sep 9, 2001
Useful magic, this.
Place pins carefully and then
Victim's agony...
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Emily 'Twa Bui' Ultramarine Posted Sep 9, 2001
Oh, bugger it.
Next topic: scatterbrained teenagers... 
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Roo (Muse of Agar Minions!!!) Posted Sep 9, 2001
u a teenager?
i a scatterbrained teen too
i forget essays 
next:cold fingers and trying to type
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Clelba Posted Sep 10, 2001
try to tye but my
finges ae too col. i mis
some of th leters
nt: new mobile phones
^. .^
= ' =
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Monsignore Pizzafunghi Bosselese Posted Sep 10, 2001
Surfing as I walk
this UMTS is great
ouch! This post did hurt!
next: pedestrian sidewalks
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Mr. Legion Posted Sep 11, 2001
Too many people,
Moving with a single thought,
Go! The man's gone green.
Next haiku topic: getting test results
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TDiD - Student of Luck/Fate Posted Sep 12, 2001
Two years of work!! Gone.
All comes down to today!! Help.
How will I do? YAY!!
Man, I havn't done one of these for ages!!
NT:Playing with fire
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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Sep 12, 2001
Strike match burning bright
Petrol fun gave me a fright
flames light up the night.
how long sice i did a one of those that badly/allat?.,>
Next tOpic:: Building bridges.
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PhilFogg Posted Sep 12, 2001
The world's on fire
Build bridges, we need water
And walk on it, too.
nt: sadness and madness
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- 1781: SPINY (aka Ship's Cook) (Sep 5, 2001)
- 1782: paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant (Sep 5, 2001)
- 1783: Emily 'Twa Bui' Ultramarine (Sep 5, 2001)
- 1784: Roo (Muse of Agar Minions!!!) (Sep 5, 2001)
- 1785: dElaphant (and Zeppo his dog (and Gummo, Zeppos dog)) - Left my apostrophes at the BBC (Sep 8, 2001)
- 1786: paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant (Sep 9, 2001)
- 1787: TDiD - Student of Luck/Fate (Sep 9, 2001)
- 1788: Encapsulated Life Pod Number 3- Muse of Gibberish (Sep 9, 2001)
- 1789: paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant (Sep 9, 2001)
- 1790: dElaphant (and Zeppo his dog (and Gummo, Zeppos dog)) - Left my apostrophes at the BBC (Sep 9, 2001)
- 1791: Emily 'Twa Bui' Ultramarine (Sep 9, 2001)
- 1792: Roo (Muse of Agar Minions!!!) (Sep 9, 2001)
- 1793: Emily 'Twa Bui' Ultramarine (Sep 9, 2001)
- 1794: Roo (Muse of Agar Minions!!!) (Sep 9, 2001)
- 1795: Clelba (Sep 10, 2001)
- 1796: Monsignore Pizzafunghi Bosselese (Sep 10, 2001)
- 1797: Mr. Legion (Sep 11, 2001)
- 1798: TDiD - Student of Luck/Fate (Sep 12, 2001)
- 1799: 2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... (Sep 12, 2001)
- 1800: PhilFogg (Sep 12, 2001)
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