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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Aug 7, 2001
Gorillas mighty
majestic living so free
why do we distroy?
Next topic:: Showers.
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Hoovooloo Posted Aug 7, 2001
I always enjoy
refreshing showers, as long
as they're not golden...
NT: the philtrum (that groove that runs from the middle of your top lip up to your nose)
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Aug 7, 2001
Is this haiku the
first ever written on the
subject of philtrums?
Next topic: which wine, red or white?
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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Aug 7, 2001
Red wine! Red Wine! or
its none at all which wine white
can't compete with red!
Next topic; aardvark.
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FG Posted Aug 7, 2001
Velvety soft skin
is this little flap. Unless, of
course, you have a hare lip!
topic: athlete's foot
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FG Posted Aug 7, 2001
Sorry about that--work interfered. You know how it is.
Ahem. Aardvarks.
Of their habits I
know very little, but they
begin the phone book!
Anyway, back to athlete's foot.
Thanks for your patience.
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Monsignore Pizzafunghi Bosselese Posted Aug 8, 2001
Came back from the pool
there's itching between the toes.
ugggh! Blind passengers!
next: steamships
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SPINY (aka Ship's Cook) Posted Aug 8, 2001
Twin propellors and
Triple expansion engines
Power through the waves
Next: On hearing the departing ship's hooter when stuck in traffic half a mile from the harbour.
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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Aug 8, 2001
Stuck in car here ship
sail away forget the car
into a pub oh yeah
Next topic:: Cars.
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Aug 8, 2001
When heat waves arrive,
disabled cars spring up like
mushrooms by the road.
Next topic: waiting for the movie to begin
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Hoovooloo Posted Aug 8, 2001
The people in front
Talked through every damn trailer
I hope they shut up
Next topic: Margaritas
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FG Posted Aug 8, 2001
A thick rim of salt.
A floater of Grand Marnier
Now that's a good drink!
NT: gyrfalcons
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Aug 9, 2001
Gyrfalcon cafes
serve ptarmigan nuggets
with spicy duck sauce.
(Yum, yum!)
Next topic: Take no prisoners
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Unch (*buuurp*) Posted Aug 9, 2001
messed up at work, damn
and they won't sack me
damn damn
(bit off topic 
)
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Hoovooloo Posted Aug 9, 2001
Steal all TV shows
Except Patrick McGoohan's
Take no Prisoners.
Next topic: Kevlar
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FG Posted Aug 9, 2001
while wearing armor
police kill the protestors
genoa, beyond
on that note, NT: globalization
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Aug 9, 2001
tasteless tomatoes
in winter, sweatshop shirts, and fast
food in paradise.
Next topic: fishing
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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Aug 9, 2001
Fishing to catch fishh?
I end up sitting by river
drinking too much beer?
Next topic: Canoeing
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Hoovooloo Posted Aug 9, 2001
English lager? Like
Making love in a canoe:
F**king near water.
Sorry. NT: canoeing, properly...
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Hoovooloo Posted Aug 12, 2001
A quiet weekend.
Everybody's probably
Gone out canoeing.
Next topic: Monday morning blues
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