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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Aug 4, 2001
Xenophobes in France
fear me, and I fear them. Are
we then all the same?
Next topic: Triskadecaphobia.
<Hope I've got that spelled right 
.
I THINK it means fear of the
number thirteen)
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Aug 4, 2001
Xenophobes in France
fear me, and I fear them. Are
we then all the same?
Next topic: Triskadecaphobia.
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iaoth Posted Aug 4, 2001
Fear thirteen? 5 and
8 mean luck in Japan, so
13's double luck!
Heh. Nice rythm, huh?
NT: xylophones
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Aug 4, 2001
Xylophones are not
like telephones. They don't drive
you nuts by ringing.
Next topic: Waltzing crabs
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Hoovooloo Posted Aug 5, 2001
In order to catch
Crabs while waltzing, you must
Have danced *very* close!
Next topic: Pepperoni
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Researcher 99947 Posted Aug 6, 2001
5
7
5
My favourite meat?
Pepperoni, sliced thinly,
laid on some pizza
NT: Lemons
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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Aug 6, 2001
Lemons are yellow
just like bulldozers but are
a lot more tasty?
Next: Beer.
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Aug 6, 2001
Beer-drinking technique:
Open can. Pour into mug.
Drink. Open next can.
Next topic: What to do when you drop
an egg on the floor.
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Hoovooloo Posted Aug 6, 2001
If you drop an egg
Best to carry on juggling
With the other three.
NT: vampires
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Aug 6, 2001
When vampires come to
town, put garlic around the
blood banks, and pray. Hard!
Next topic: roller skates
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iaoth Posted Aug 6, 2001
How they've developed.
First they were but monsters, now
feeble drama queens.
NT: secret agents
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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Aug 6, 2001
Scaters on ice seem
normal but are they secret
agents in disguise?
Next topic: Error message. 
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Busterbone Posted Aug 7, 2001
Argh!Redo from Start
Parameters exceeded
This does not compute
Next Topic: Pot Plants
PS Hoovooloo, the haiku on waltzing crabs was great!
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Aug 7, 2001
Haiku on pot plants?
Greenhouses make a high art
from flower displays.
Next topic: Hay fever
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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Aug 7, 2001
Hay fever oh no
mine disappeared few years back
the wisdom of time?
Next :: Wonderful wino.
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FG Posted Aug 7, 2001
Chardonnay, Merlot,
Cabernet, Syrah, and such.
Ah, I love them so!
NT: domesticated turkeys
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Hoovooloo Posted Aug 7, 2001
Futility of
Looking forward to Christmas
Sadly lost on them.
(how depressing was that?)
NT: fold-up metal micro-scooters
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FG Posted Aug 7, 2001
Scooters go to show
fads come and go. What is next?
Hula hoops? Pet rocks?
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