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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Jul 27, 2001
Respiration stops
when one puts chop suey on
chips. Sorry, Em'ly. 
Next topic: watermelon
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Busterbone Posted Jul 28, 2001
All the children eat
watermelon. Big red smiles
on a summers day.
Watermelon????? Its hard to get poetic about watermelon! So here's an easy one.
Next Topic: Love
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Jul 28, 2001
Cupid's arrow flies.
What lucky heart will it hit?
Always room for love! 
Next topic: Charge of the Light Brigade
:-9
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Mistdancer-X-sporadically coherent Posted Jul 28, 2001
Glad I did not see
The Charge of the Light Brigade
Probably messy
(did I get it right??)
socks
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Jul 28, 2001
My socks are so shy!
They hide in my shoes. I have
To pull them back out... 
Next topic: cotton candy
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SPINY (aka Ship's Cook) Posted Jul 28, 2001
In Britain it's called
Candy Floss; by any name,
It still rots your teeth.
Next: air vents
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Emily 'Twa Bui' Ultramarine Posted Jul 29, 2001
(Needs a little explanation. When I was in Bangkok when I was 11, I managed to get my bare foot caught of the open grating of an air vent. Two inch long deep cut in my left heel - bled for the next three months... 
)
My feet hate air vents
The incident in Bangkok
Oh, how how my feet bled...
Next topic: soup
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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Jul 29, 2001
Hay! Waiter, waiter
My soup is cold, please heat it
But, the fly will die?
Nextopic:: Radio.
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Hoovooloo Posted Jul 29, 2001
The shipping forecast,
Charlotte Green: "North Utsire..."
Voice like satin sheets
Nextopic... Haikus
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Hoovooloo Posted Jul 29, 2001
Expressing yourself
In seventeen syllables
Is very diffic
Apologies to anyone who's heard that before...
Nextopic: Chocolate
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SPINY (aka Ship's Cook) Posted Jul 29, 2001
If the word "chocolate"
Is three, not two syllables,
This haiku's rubbish.
Next: Someone called George
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Hoovooloo Posted Jul 30, 2001
The Greatest Player
Manchester United's Star
You'll live forever
Next topic: censorship
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Jul 30, 2001
Come sail with me on
the good ship Censorship. Watch
your language, though.
Next topic:
The bubbles that rise from the sand when the tide comes in
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Mistdancer-X-sporadically coherent Posted Jul 31, 2001
I sit on the beach
tide ebbs, tide flows, bubbles rise
mysterious sands
Next topic:Mobile phone ringtones
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Monsignore Pizzafunghi Bosselese Posted Jul 31, 2001
Alien Alert??
Is our house on fire??
Phew! It's just the phone.
next: more ringtones
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Ormondroyd Posted Jul 31, 2001
Novelty ringtones
Shout out to the world at large: 
"Look! I'm a moron!" 
NT: Body piercings.
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Aurora (Muse au Chocolat; Muse of Fancy Footwear and Seraph of High Heels) Posted Jul 31, 2001
Some piercings look nice
But some in more...private parts
Simply make me cringe!
Next: tattoos
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Jul 31, 2001
Why waste your money
on tattoos in places where
No one will see them?
<Ah, the futility of life
Please pass the Schopenhauer 
)
Next topic: Runner's high
(Or swimmer's high/skier's high/etc.)
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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Jul 31, 2001
Runners high on a
mountain top increasing levels
of haemoglobin?
(opps wrong interpritation?)
Next topic; day in the life of Mr Happy.
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