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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Oct 2, 2001
adverts all the same
waste of money they don't change
my buying habbits
NT: afternoon nap 
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ANDROKTONE (Visit MoominValley! A639010) Posted Oct 2, 2001
A monochrome lady
sparkled presenting products
now technicolor...
bit lame i know. sorry...
nt:
BAAA!
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Encapsulated Life Pod Number 3- Muse of Gibberish Posted Oct 2, 2001
counting helps sleep
so they say, but in fact, thats
woolly minded talk.
nt: Freedom for !
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ANDROKTONE (Visit MoominValley! A639010) Posted Oct 2, 2001
Very tactful! This is what happens when your evil boss distracts you in the middle of haiku writing and makes you do some work. Someone else gets your topic first 
LIberate the lamb
Jumping fence repeatedly
is cruelty to sheep
nt: shearing time in new zealand
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vogonpoet (AViators at A13264670) Posted Oct 2, 2001
12 000 000 ,
A few of them. Come on boys,
Enough is enough.
nt: relvolucion
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ANDROKTONE (Visit MoominValley! A639010) Posted Oct 2, 2001
A sea of wooly
bodies hurtles through the gap
in the fence: freedom!
or alternatively:
Evil farmer knocked
out of his wellingtons; 12
million sheep aren't wrong...
nt: stew
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vogonpoet (AViators at A13264670) Posted Oct 2, 2001
Great thinkers stew
Over ideals, principals
And autonomy.
nt: respect to ideas
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Encapsulated Life Pod Number 3- Muse of Gibberish Posted Oct 2, 2001
philosophy:
Quote: "I baaaaaaaaaa therefore I am"
Respect, but not much.
nt: Do Androids Dream of Electric ?
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good plan (not a member of the denial club at A638589) Posted Oct 2, 2001
your circuitry is
quite the most wooly i've seen
really a turn on
next: lacey cuffs
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ANDROKTONE (Visit MoominValley! A639010) Posted Oct 3, 2001
If i am to be
cuffed in perpetuity
let it be with lace..
nt: cheesecake
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Encapsulated Life Pod Number 3- Muse of Gibberish Posted Oct 3, 2001
Sour milk on biscuit
sounds horrible, but in fact is
quite tasty really.
nt: boiled egg and toast.
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ANDROKTONE (Visit MoominValley! A639010) Posted Oct 3, 2001
Boiling your egg is
harder than it looks; is hard
or soft best on toast?
nt: hard vs soft eggs (with or without toast)
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Encapsulated Life Pod Number 3- Muse of Gibberish Posted Oct 3, 2001
Hard Eggs come knockin'
Soft Eggs dig in. Lines are drawn.
The shelling begins.
nt: Thought for the Day.
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Oct 3, 2001
Thought for the day: hide
under your bed. If need be,
bring your bed to work.
Next topic: Why not many go to college
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ANDROKTONE (Visit MoominValley! A639010) Posted Oct 3, 2001
Wooden chairs are not
Designed for quadrupedal
college students. Baa.
nt: losing a contact lens
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Thorfin Skullsplitter, berserk warrior (1+6)*(1+7-2+0)=42 Posted Oct 3, 2001
Oh! there it is, or
is that it over there, no
S**t! I stepped on it
nt: head injuries
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ANDROKTONE (Visit MoominValley! A639010) Posted Oct 4, 2001
Perhaps if i had
Not been cranially smacked
I might remember......
nt: perpetual motion machines
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good plan (not a member of the denial club at A638589) Posted Oct 4, 2001
bakc and forth and back
and forth and back and forth and
oh fardles it stopped
next: expansian
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dElaphant (and Zeppo his dog (and Gummo, Zeppos dog)) - Left my apostrophes at the BBC Posted Oct 4, 2001
The universe grows
bigger by the century.
Some year it will pop.
Next, bubble baths 
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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Oct 6, 2001
Bath made of bubbles
not good idea but fill with
Champaign oh yes please
Nt: Elongation.
Key: Complain about this post
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- 1881: 2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... (Oct 2, 2001)
- 1882: ANDROKTONE (Visit MoominValley! A639010) (Oct 2, 2001)
- 1883: Encapsulated Life Pod Number 3- Muse of Gibberish (Oct 2, 2001)
- 1884: ANDROKTONE (Visit MoominValley! A639010) (Oct 2, 2001)
- 1885: vogonpoet (AViators at A13264670) (Oct 2, 2001)
- 1886: ANDROKTONE (Visit MoominValley! A639010) (Oct 2, 2001)
- 1887: vogonpoet (AViators at A13264670) (Oct 2, 2001)
- 1888: Encapsulated Life Pod Number 3- Muse of Gibberish (Oct 2, 2001)
- 1889: good plan (not a member of the denial club at A638589) (Oct 2, 2001)
- 1890: ANDROKTONE (Visit MoominValley! A639010) (Oct 3, 2001)
- 1891: Encapsulated Life Pod Number 3- Muse of Gibberish (Oct 3, 2001)
- 1892: ANDROKTONE (Visit MoominValley! A639010) (Oct 3, 2001)
- 1893: Encapsulated Life Pod Number 3- Muse of Gibberish (Oct 3, 2001)
- 1894: paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant (Oct 3, 2001)
- 1895: ANDROKTONE (Visit MoominValley! A639010) (Oct 3, 2001)
- 1896: Thorfin Skullsplitter, berserk warrior (1+6)*(1+7-2+0)=42 (Oct 3, 2001)
- 1897: ANDROKTONE (Visit MoominValley! A639010) (Oct 4, 2001)
- 1898: good plan (not a member of the denial club at A638589) (Oct 4, 2001)
- 1899: dElaphant (and Zeppo his dog (and Gummo, Zeppos dog)) - Left my apostrophes at the BBC (Oct 4, 2001)
- 1900: 2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... (Oct 6, 2001)
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