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Mycroft Posted Oct 28, 2001
Creme de menthe, cream
and creme de cacao with ice.
Shake, strain and serve.
nt: Bloody Mary
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Thorfin Skullsplitter, berserk warrior (1+6)*(1+7-2+0)=42 Posted Oct 29, 2001
Joseph cleaved Mary's
head wide open, so now she's
all covered in blood
next: Gin and tonic
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Oct 29, 2001
Gin and tonic are
said to be drunk everywhere
in the galaxy.
Next topic: Bobbing for apples
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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Oct 29, 2001
Sip gin and tonic
I gradually slip away
two hole bottles, hay!
NT: Vodka.
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Thorfin Skullsplitter, berserk warrior (1+6)*(1+7-2+0)=42 Posted Oct 29, 2001
bobbing for apples
is more fun if you inject
apples with vodka
nt: Death (not the act of dying, but the big ugly guy with the cape and scythe)
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Roo (Muse of Agar Minions!!!) Posted Oct 30, 2001
he has a black cape
you're next. he lifts up his scythe
and you're a gonner.
next: on living in a cocoon for three weeks (people-wise, not butterfly-wise)
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Encapsulated Life Pod Number 3- Muse of Gibberish Posted Oct 30, 2001
Butterflies flew off
People clamberd in instead,
Mmmm. Very cosy.
nt: Spending three days in a kitchen.
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Oct 30, 2001
Help! I am trapped in
a kitchen. The knives glare, the
freezer gives cold stares.
Next topic: Trying not to cry while peeling onions
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Encapsulated Life Pod Number 3- Muse of Gibberish Posted Oct 31, 2001
These brave, proud onions..
They gave their lives for my stew...
I try not to cry.
nt: Trying not to laugh while peeling a banana
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Monsignore Pizzafunghi Bosselese Posted Oct 31, 2001
You strip away this,
then this'n that, then what appears
makes you, ummh, giggle 
next: trying not to cry when listening to politicians
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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Oct 31, 2001
Lie and a lie
a polatitions reply
makes me want to cry
NT: being locked in a pub for three days.
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Monsignore Pizzafunghi Bosselese Posted Oct 31, 2001
locked in this great pub
but I didn't realise it
cos I never tried!
next: lost my keys!
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good plan (not a member of the denial club at A638589) Posted Oct 31, 2001
not in my pockets
not in my jacket or shoes
are they still on desk?
next: used tea bags
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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Oct 31, 2001
Should we cry for the
Used tea bags found in the bin
or make a fresh cup?
Nt: Joes Garage.
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Ormondroyd Posted Nov 1, 2001
Phat, pumpin', bangin'!
DJ Joe, he is the man!
Wicked garage tunes!
NT: Dolly's country & western.
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Encapsulated Life Pod Number 3- Muse of Gibberish Posted Nov 1, 2001
"Stand by your sheep clone"
Dolly sang, shocking science.
A strange side effect...
nt: Collecting putty in a jar.
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Livzy Posted Nov 1, 2001
putty in a jar?
take Cat Deeley for instance
putty in my hands!
Next on the list: Livzy is back!
Livsy is back
Researcher 186688 Posted Nov 1, 2001
livsy is back
some of us never knew that
livzy was away
next topic: cockles
Livsy is back
Livzy Posted Nov 1, 2001
Dubins fair city
where the girls are so pretty
you can get cockles
NT: Kylie Minogue (and why she is still the fittest bird on the planet)
kylie
Researcher 186688 Posted Nov 1, 2001
kylie minogue is
a keen keep fit fanatic
hence her good body
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- 1941: Mycroft (Oct 28, 2001)
- 1942: Thorfin Skullsplitter, berserk warrior (1+6)*(1+7-2+0)=42 (Oct 29, 2001)
- 1943: paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant (Oct 29, 2001)
- 1944: 2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... (Oct 29, 2001)
- 1945: Thorfin Skullsplitter, berserk warrior (1+6)*(1+7-2+0)=42 (Oct 29, 2001)
- 1946: Roo (Muse of Agar Minions!!!) (Oct 30, 2001)
- 1947: Encapsulated Life Pod Number 3- Muse of Gibberish (Oct 30, 2001)
- 1948: paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant (Oct 30, 2001)
- 1949: Encapsulated Life Pod Number 3- Muse of Gibberish (Oct 31, 2001)
- 1950: Monsignore Pizzafunghi Bosselese (Oct 31, 2001)
- 1951: 2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... (Oct 31, 2001)
- 1952: Monsignore Pizzafunghi Bosselese (Oct 31, 2001)
- 1953: good plan (not a member of the denial club at A638589) (Oct 31, 2001)
- 1954: 2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... (Oct 31, 2001)
- 1955: Ormondroyd (Nov 1, 2001)
- 1956: Encapsulated Life Pod Number 3- Muse of Gibberish (Nov 1, 2001)
- 1957: Livzy (Nov 1, 2001)
- 1958: Researcher 186688 (Nov 1, 2001)
- 1959: Livzy (Nov 1, 2001)
- 1960: Researcher 186688 (Nov 1, 2001)
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