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good plan (not a member of the denial club at A638589) Posted Nov 14, 2001
squeeze them here and now
avoid spot, risk infection
but is so much fun
next: Equality for Badgers!
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Thorfin Skullsplitter, berserk warrior (1+6)*(1+7-2+0)=42 Posted Nov 14, 2001
Badgers don't deserve
equality because they
are mean and smelly
nt: bicycle races
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Encapsulated Life Pod Number 3- Muse of Gibberish Posted Nov 16, 2001
And its the badger
in the yellow jersey now,
leading the field ... yes!
nt: badgering badgers about badges.
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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Nov 16, 2001
I tell the badger to
remove all its badges and
badger feels badgered
NT: cookies..
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Nov 16, 2001
I brought brussells sprout
cookies to the bake sale. They
did not sell. Bad move?
Next topic: meatloaf desserts.
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TDiD - Student of Luck/Fate Posted Nov 17, 2001
Meatloaf and Custard.
Almost as bad as sprout cakes!
I WANT JAFFA-CAKES
NT: How the west was won and where it got us!
(I'm back, it's been a while but I'm back!!!!)
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Hoovooloo Posted Nov 17, 2001
With a revolver
And a steely glare. We got:
Ronald McDonald
Next topic: uses of a dead cat
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TDiD - Student of Luck/Fate Posted Nov 17, 2001
Surely it's fairer
to swing a dead cat. At least
the kittens think so!
NT: Fireball XL5
Haiku challenge!
Poetic Jay Posted Nov 18, 2001
On lateral thinking ego with passion thrown in for good measure!
Ego rushing free,
Slipping sideways along paths
Bursting forth in fire.
If this makes sense to you, please may you explain it to me? I seem to be stuck in a lateral loop!
Haiku challenge!
Mr. Legion Posted Nov 18, 2001
If this is such a
Challenge, why are there over
Two thousand postings?
NT: Dropping coins from a great height.
Haiku challenge!
2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Nov 18, 2001
Great height from dropping
Coins land on ground eventually
Like thought hitting mind
NT: moving to montana and becoming a dental floss tycoon
Haiku challenge!
paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Nov 18, 2001
Pack bags. Fill with floss
for cows. Move to Montana.
Get rich selling floss.
$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
Next topic: If Santa Claus
were a squirrel
If Santa Claus were a squirrel
Mr. Legion Posted Nov 20, 2001
He'd keep the presents,
Hide them inside tree trunks then
Forget where they were.
NT: Painful dental surgery in an airplane toilet
If Santa Claus were a squirrel
Hoovooloo Posted Nov 20, 2001
Suez, a mile up
"What are you doing?" through tools
Answer: "Route: Canal"
NT: monkey tennis
If Santa Claus were a squirrel
paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Nov 20, 2001
Boing! Splat! Bananas
make bad tennis balls. Chee! chee!
Coconuts don't bounce.
Next topic: The last turkey in the market has been
sold, and you need to feed 20 people on Thursday!
If Santa Claus were a squirrel
Hoovooloo Posted Nov 20, 2001
Since it is Tuesday
I have a whole extra day
In which to panic.
NT: Roly poly fish heads
If Santa Claus were a squirrel
2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Nov 24, 2001
Roly poly fish
heads down the hill scattering
fish scales liberally
NT: monkey won't buy me a new guitar.
If Santa Claus were a squirrel
paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Nov 24, 2001
"Animal Fair" nice
song, but can't play till monkey
gets me a guitar.
Next topic: Building a vacation home out of cheese
If Santa Claus were a squirrel
2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Nov 24, 2001
vacation on moon
strict building regulations
cheese is to be used
NT: bruising ones pride..
Bruising pride
Hoovooloo Posted Nov 25, 2001
If you own lions
You'd better not bruise any
Let alone the lot.
NT: Mary Whitehouse (RIP)
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- 2001: good plan (not a member of the denial club at A638589) (Nov 14, 2001)
- 2002: Thorfin Skullsplitter, berserk warrior (1+6)*(1+7-2+0)=42 (Nov 14, 2001)
- 2003: Encapsulated Life Pod Number 3- Muse of Gibberish (Nov 16, 2001)
- 2004: 2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... (Nov 16, 2001)
- 2005: paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant (Nov 16, 2001)
- 2006: TDiD - Student of Luck/Fate (Nov 17, 2001)
- 2007: Hoovooloo (Nov 17, 2001)
- 2008: TDiD - Student of Luck/Fate (Nov 17, 2001)
- 2009: Poetic Jay (Nov 18, 2001)
- 2010: Mr. Legion (Nov 18, 2001)
- 2011: 2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... (Nov 18, 2001)
- 2012: paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant (Nov 18, 2001)
- 2013: Mr. Legion (Nov 20, 2001)
- 2014: Hoovooloo (Nov 20, 2001)
- 2015: paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant (Nov 20, 2001)
- 2016: Hoovooloo (Nov 20, 2001)
- 2017: 2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... (Nov 24, 2001)
- 2018: paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant (Nov 24, 2001)
- 2019: 2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... (Nov 24, 2001)
- 2020: Hoovooloo (Nov 25, 2001)
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