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Cynicism
FG Posted Nov 7, 2001
Please take my advice
and never buy a thermos
with a glass lining!
('Cos mine broke and sprayed hot cocoa all over me!)
NT: soiled pants
Cynicism
Hoovooloo Posted Nov 7, 2001
Brown trousers reduce
Embarrassment for Chinese
Who've "Xi-tin da pan-su"
(with apologies to the originator of that gag...)
(btw, the last line *is* five syllables)
Next topic: priapism
Cynicism
paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Nov 7, 2001
Willy stands tall, but
not without pain. Why did he
stand? Has he been ill?
next topic: The wind rustling through the trees
Cynicism
ox Posted Nov 7, 2001
City without trees
Howling wind, dark empty streets
My soul has no shoe
NT: blood orange
Cynicism
Emily 'Twa Bui' Ultramarine Posted Nov 7, 2001
This fruit is a pale
Imitation for any
Desperate vampire
(sorry - I'm out of practice...)
nt: Writing essays for stubborn universities 
Essays
Roo (Muse of Agar Minions!!!) Posted Nov 8, 2001
grr grr grr grr grr
i have an essay to write
can't get it done
Forgetting what is next
Roo (Muse of Agar Minions!!!) Posted Nov 9, 2001
sorry, next can be on........chocolate and its therapeutic useage!!!
Forgetting what is next
Hoovooloo Posted Nov 9, 2001
Every bar contains
Not one but two addictive
Stimulants. Buy some!
Next topic: drugs
Forgetting what is next
paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Nov 9, 2001
Drugs to fight high blood
pressure and cholesterol
cost a lot. Oy vey!
Next topic: The circus is coming to town
The circus is coming
Mr. Legion Posted Nov 9, 2001
They roll in with style,
Glitzy, loud, all beaming: "Can
I count on your vote?"
NT: Negatives
The circus is coming
FG Posted Nov 9, 2001
Double negatives
together in a sentence
equal positive.
NT: the cassiowary
The circus is coming
Roo (Muse of Agar Minions!!!) Posted Nov 12, 2001
i do not know what
the cassiowary is
please enlighten me
(note, i am assuming cassiowary has six syllables)
next:- caasiowary again, if anyone knows what it is, or on mexican-waving your tongue (which i can do but no-one else, i think, can )
The circus is coming
Sam Posted Nov 12, 2001
Cassiowary?
Wot the bwoody hell ith that?
Enwighten me too!
NT: Flossing your teeth with a bicycle chain while re-enacting a ballroom dancing scene (any one) from 'War and Peace' with your imaginary friend, Jocaster Plastercaster.
The circus is coming
Roo (Muse of Agar Minions!!!) Posted Nov 12, 2001
ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch
that sounds totally evil
i'm not doing it!
hehehehe
btw, grafenberg, u have a cool last name, is it real?or am i just naive? (wishin i could put accents in properly-imagine floating double-dots purlease
)
next: on grafenbergs and their spots (nothing filtery please)
The circus is coming
FG Posted Nov 12, 2001
To answer your questions:
A) the cassiowary is a bird native to Australia
2) Grafenberg is not my real last name
III) You can make an umlaut over the letter 'a' (I don't know how to do it over others, ask Ottox if you find him--he taught me) by holding down the Alt button on your keyboard whilst typing 132 on the number pad to the right of the letter keys. For example: Fräulein.
4) What was the topic again??? ¿¿¿
???
The circus is coming
Roo (Muse of Agar Minions!!!) Posted Nov 13, 2001
(A) oh yeah i remember vaguely now!!
(2) oh i wish it was - so wots wiv the psudonym then?
(III) i know u can do codes but i forget the codes. actually, i forgot where the accent goes in grafenberg now!! there is one. in the grafenberg i'm thinking about there is anyway...
(4) it was on g-spots
p.s. love the numbering/lettering of ur points
The circus is coming
Encapsulated Life Pod Number 3- Muse of Gibberish Posted Nov 13, 2001
Spot spotted the spot
where spotted grafenbergs spot
spotted Spot's spots spot.
nt: going into hibernation
Hibernation
Sam Posted Nov 13, 2001
Haul your big nuts here
Said the beaver to the mouse
We're going to bed
NT: another hibernation one
Hibernation
Monsignore Pizzafunghi Bosselese Posted Nov 14, 2001
Be seeing you again
sometime in April next year 
I'm ... falling ......a- 
(-sleep)
next: bad surprises
Hibernation
FG Posted Nov 14, 2001
Woke up this morning
found a pimple on my nose.
Drat! That cheeseburger!
NT: blackheads
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- 1981: FG (Nov 7, 2001)
- 1982: Hoovooloo (Nov 7, 2001)
- 1983: paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant (Nov 7, 2001)
- 1984: ox (Nov 7, 2001)
- 1985: Emily 'Twa Bui' Ultramarine (Nov 7, 2001)
- 1986: Roo (Muse of Agar Minions!!!) (Nov 8, 2001)
- 1987: Roo (Muse of Agar Minions!!!) (Nov 9, 2001)
- 1988: Hoovooloo (Nov 9, 2001)
- 1989: paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant (Nov 9, 2001)
- 1990: Mr. Legion (Nov 9, 2001)
- 1991: FG (Nov 9, 2001)
- 1992: Roo (Muse of Agar Minions!!!) (Nov 12, 2001)
- 1993: Sam (Nov 12, 2001)
- 1994: Roo (Muse of Agar Minions!!!) (Nov 12, 2001)
- 1995: FG (Nov 12, 2001)
- 1996: Roo (Muse of Agar Minions!!!) (Nov 13, 2001)
- 1997: Encapsulated Life Pod Number 3- Muse of Gibberish (Nov 13, 2001)
- 1998: Sam (Nov 13, 2001)
- 1999: Monsignore Pizzafunghi Bosselese (Nov 14, 2001)
- 2000: FG (Nov 14, 2001)
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