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Encapsulated Life Pod Number 3- Muse of Gibberish Posted Nov 26, 2001
For decent's sake now,
I must make an emission:
But it is so hard..
nt: Mary Poppins struggles with the questions of existence.
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good plan (not a member of the denial club at A638589) Posted Nov 26, 2001
spoonfull of sugar
helps the medicine go down
but why are we here?
next: ankle socks
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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Nov 26, 2001
for me ankle socks
help prevent cold feet and also
stop handcuffs chafeing
NT: bondage.
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FG Posted Nov 27, 2001
Watch and be careful,
when tying up your loved one,
for circulation!
NT: gangrene
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Nov 27, 2001
Beware the dangers
of gangrene, save for organs
you don't really need.
Next topic: Is Mary Poppins really practically perfect in every way?
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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Nov 29, 2001
perfect perfect in
every conceivable way
Miss poppins; way-hay!
NT: end of an era.
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Encapsulated Life Pod Number 3- Muse of Gibberish Posted Nov 29, 2001
No more microwaves,
Sad, but we cook on pots now,
and eat cheese on toast.
nt: Small tufts of downy hair.
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Nov 29, 2001
Beware those tufts of
downy hair, for small dragons
hide therein. They bite!
Next topic: Getting the last bit of
toothpaste out of its container.
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good plan (not a member of the denial club at A638589) Posted Nov 29, 2001
can see the toothpaste
in the tube, why will it not
come out when i squeeze?
next: brilliance
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Encapsulated Life Pod Number 3- Muse of Gibberish Posted Nov 30, 2001
After much thinking,
The caterpillar decides
two plus two is four.
nt: dullness.
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good plan (not a member of the denial club at A638589) Posted Dec 2, 2001
there is nothing of
interest to say on this
so i won't bother
next: the price of fish
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Dec 2, 2001
Fish can be quite cheap.
One-pound can of mackerel
costs but a dollar.
Next topic: Why is celery so expensive?
Why is celery so expensive?
Mr. Legion Posted Dec 2, 2001
This green vegetable
Is swallowed in condoms, then
Smuggled in by plane.
NT: We must stamp out the evil celery trade which has ruined so many lives.
Why is celery so expensive?
Roo (Muse of Agar Minions!!!) Posted Dec 6, 2001
celery uses
all of our birth control so
we're like catholics
sorry for that joke. perhaps it could offend some people, but obviously none of those people r in the catagory of people who have watch and enjoyed monty python and the meaning of life 
nxt:'every sperm is sacred'
Why is celery so expensive?
Mr. Legion Posted Dec 6, 2001
"Beware the heathen,
Who wastes his precious wild oats;
Pearls cast before swine"
-Legion 32:10
NT: The comic-book version of the Old Testament - you know, for kids.
Why is celery so expensive?
2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Dec 7, 2001
in the begining
there was dust but nighthoover
our true saviour
NT: Nighthoover.
Why is celery so expensive?
dElaphant (and Zeppo his dog (and Gummo, Zeppos dog)) - Left my apostrophes at the BBC Posted Dec 7, 2001
Two postings, no more.
The mystery and charm that
was dear Nighthoover.
Next, studying the Klingon language
Why is celery so expensive?
FG Posted Dec 8, 2001
I can't imagine
why anyone would study
a TV language.
NT: 
Oops...ahem...Geeks is the next topic.
Why is celery so expensive?
Anglais Patriotique Posted Dec 8, 2001
With their glasses thick,
They are almost totally
Different from Greeks
Next topic: Rocket Propelled Grenades
Why is celery so expensive?
Encapsulated Life Pod Number 3- Muse of Gibberish Posted Dec 9, 2001
much More effective
than the rubber band grenade,
which is quite useless.
nt: rocket powered condoms
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