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Emily 'Twa Bui' Ultramarine Posted Dec 21, 2001
Oh, the hazelnut
Is a treat for a squirrel;
They end up in holes.
Next topic: cashew nuts
Itchy Left Eybrow
Encapsulated Life Pod Number 3- Muse of Gibberish Posted Dec 21, 2001
Itchy Left Eyebrow,
is common among scholars,
who'd rather sing songs..
nt: Weasel popping.
Itchy Left Eybrow
Encapsulated Life Pod Number 3- Muse of Gibberish Posted Dec 21, 2001
Cashew nuts in bags,
or next to Chinese chicken,
are always yummy.
nt: Weasel Popping..
Itchy Left Eybrow
Roo (Muse of Agar Minions!!!) Posted Dec 21, 2001
eating cashew nuts
makes weasels pop!not like the
economic song 
next: office chairs that spin fast 
Itchy Left Eybrow
Emily 'Twa Bui' Ultramarine Posted Dec 21, 2001
Lovely to sit in,
Lovely to play, but they're hell
With children around.
Next topic: pâté
Itchy Left Eybrow
FG Posted Dec 22, 2001
Goose liver, how gross!
The French, they'll eat anything
except McDonalds.
NT: gaseous emissions
pfffffffffrrrrrrrrrrrrtt --- oops!
1. FCV 1811 Helaaf GMC (or Helaaf in short) Helau! Alaaf! Carnival! Kamelle! Posted Dec 22, 2001
Bean-fed hillbillies
inside close-cabin Ford trucks
poisoning themselves?
next: pull my finger once more, please!
pfffffffffrrrrrrrrrrrrtt --- oops!
Emily 'Twa Bui' Ultramarine Posted Dec 23, 2001
Did you know that Asterix the Gaul is to be the new face of MacDonald's in France?
hullo moderators!
Roo (Muse of Agar Minions!!!) Posted Dec 27, 2001
ok i'll do that
*pull* why do u scream so? oh
thats not ur finger.....
next:on smashing pumpkins (the act of doing that (possibly with a sledgehammer) and/or the band with the wonderful beautiful billy corgan in)
hullo moderators!
Monsignore Pizzafunghi Bosselese Posted Dec 27, 2001
I swing the hammer
a wide circle takes the head
"pop" goes the... pumpkin
[sorry for the Denglish, but syllable count goes first]
next: new year's fireworks
hullo moderators!
Chris M Posted Dec 28, 2001
Light blue touchpaper
Retire to a safe distance
Get drunk and burn face
NT: Shotgun Weddings
hullo moderators!
Monsignore Pizzafunghi Bosselese Posted Dec 28, 2001
Itching down your neck
You are supposed to say 'Yes'
not 'I surrender'
next: King Arthur's table
hullo moderators!
Emily 'Twa Bui' Ultramarine Posted Dec 28, 2001
What would have happened
If Arthur's great Round Table
Had instead been square?
Next topic: Cream Cakes (such as the one I am eating at present... 
where's the smiley when you need it? )
hullo moderators!
SE Posted Dec 28, 2001
Cream cakes, while they are
creamy and indeed cakey,
are worse than eclaires.
nt: dagwood (as in the sandwich not the tree or flower)
hullo moderators!
FG Posted Dec 28, 2001
That figures.
As everyone knows
a good sandwich must contain
Blondie's hungry spouse.
NT: pastrami
Pastrami
Emily 'Twa Bui' Ultramarine Posted Dec 29, 2001
Wafer-thin sliced beef,
Very tasty; sadly I
Am not allowed it.
Next topic: Obsolete computer games
poota games
Roo (Muse of Agar Minions!!!) Posted Dec 29, 2001
bang! pow! kill it! yeah!
we are now at level three!
social life declines
nxt:on making 
tunics for fancy dress
poota games
Chris M Posted Dec 29, 2001
Such pain and such loss
For the sake of a party.
Poor, sweet Cockatiel 
NT: Jules Verne
poota games
Encapsulated Life Pod Number 3- Muse of Gibberish Posted Jan 2, 2002
Victorian Verne
Wrote worthy Sci-Fi Jewels,
and journeyed down deep.
nt: Steam Engines.
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