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Excessive use of the word 'mangy'
vogonpoet (AViators at A13264670) Posted Jan 18, 2002
Riff rebellion:
Too much bass thumping headache:
Shall play de-bass-er.
I am the anti bassist, woargh ha ha ha ha.
nt: it dont matter
Excessive use of the word 'mangy'
mctrmt... Posted Jan 18, 2002
the apathetic
unmoved, still sits in his chair
a lethargic, too
nt: underwear
Excessive use of the word 'mangy'
tacsatduck- beware the <sheep> lie Posted Jan 18, 2002
*sorry had to give it a try-hope this works*
under underwear
you will find your bare parts
if shown go to jail
nt: cookie 
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Excessive use of the word 'mangy'
Aurora (Muse au Chocolat; Muse of Fancy Footwear and Seraph of High Heels) Posted Jan 18, 2002
Oh, I LOVE cookies!
Chocolate Chips for preference!
Hmmmm, yum, yum, yum, yum!
(OK! I wriggeled out of that last line!)
Next: cookies but the computer ones.
Aurora 
Excessive use of the word 'mangy'
vogonpoet (AViators at A13264670) Posted Jan 19, 2002
Deny me freedom.
Leave me as just statistics.
Never forget me.
nerds but not the computer ones
Excessive use of the word 'mangy'
mctrmt... Posted Jan 19, 2002
rainbow of flavour
in my palm waits to be et
ever so tangy
nt: alien abduction
Excessive use of the word 'mangy'
Pinniped Posted Jan 19, 2002
We've got your alien.
Leave cash in spaceport locker.
(3 ears are enclosed).
nt : people who should have retired years ago.
Excessive use of the word 'mangy'
Roo (Muse of Agar Minions!!!) Posted Jan 21, 2002
just get your bonus
and leave us be. stop teaching-
you are way too old
ok, that was pants.
ok, now write a haiku on pants (not the same as underwear)
btw, girls don't go to jail if they flash, so *flash* 
(transparent 
, etc.)
Excessive use of the word 'mangy'
Emily 'Twa Bui' Ultramarine Posted Jan 21, 2002
Old Austin Powers
Had some really swinging pants.
Mine are better though.
Next topic: Packet Soup
Excessive use of the word 'mangy'
Monsignore Pizzafunghi Bosselese Posted Jan 21, 2002
Heat up some water,
rip open the package and
enjoy chemistry 
next: nose hair...
Excessive use of the word 'mangy'
Ormondroyd Posted Jan 21, 2002
I know a skinhead
Who's so hard that he even
Shaves off his nose hair. 
NT: Disposable razors. 
disposable razors
Roo (Muse of Agar Minions!!!) Posted Jan 22, 2002
oh throw them away!
the shaving cuts multiply
giving you tetanus
(assuming tet-nus is pronounced as such, not as tet-a-nus, ok?)
(etc...)
disposable razors
Monsignore Pizzafunghi Bosselese Posted Jan 22, 2002
If you don't know how
to finish a long sentence
just say "etcet'ra"
next: coping with the downtime during a h2g2 upgrade
disposable razors
SE Posted Jan 22, 2002
During downtime of
h2g2 I'm always
asleep from boredom
nt: BLT
disposable razors
tacsatduck- beware the <sheep> lie Posted Jan 22, 2002
Today for lunch eat
Bacon Letuce Tomato
What a great combo
NT: 
()
disposable razors
good plan (not a member of the denial club at A638589) Posted Jan 23, 2002
grazing in the field
oh, there are aplenty
my don't they look nice?
next: retro telephones
disposable razors
Thorfin Skullsplitter, berserk warrior (1+6)*(1+7-2+0)=42 Posted Jan 23, 2002
I can't make a call
there are no buttons to push
just this f***ing dial
disposable razors
Thorfin Skullsplitter, berserk warrior (1+6)*(1+7-2+0)=42 Posted Jan 23, 2002
forgot to post next topic
nt: Batman
Batman
Mr. Legion Posted Jan 23, 2002
Ninner-ninner nin-
Ner ninner ninner ninner
Holy cow! It's BATMAN!!!
NT: The place of the Church in a secular society.
Batman
Pinniped Posted Jan 24, 2002
Looks nice on postcards.
Keep the pretty Church, I say.
The tourists love it.
nt : reasons for being ashamed of your dog
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Excessive use of the word 'mangy'
- 2141: vogonpoet (AViators at A13264670) (Jan 18, 2002)
- 2142: mctrmt... (Jan 18, 2002)
- 2143: tacsatduck- beware the <sheep> lie (Jan 18, 2002)
- 2144: Aurora (Muse au Chocolat; Muse of Fancy Footwear and Seraph of High Heels) (Jan 18, 2002)
- 2145: vogonpoet (AViators at A13264670) (Jan 19, 2002)
- 2146: mctrmt... (Jan 19, 2002)
- 2147: Pinniped (Jan 19, 2002)
- 2148: Roo (Muse of Agar Minions!!!) (Jan 21, 2002)
- 2149: Emily 'Twa Bui' Ultramarine (Jan 21, 2002)
- 2150: Monsignore Pizzafunghi Bosselese (Jan 21, 2002)
- 2151: Ormondroyd (Jan 21, 2002)
- 2152: Roo (Muse of Agar Minions!!!) (Jan 22, 2002)
- 2153: Monsignore Pizzafunghi Bosselese (Jan 22, 2002)
- 2154: SE (Jan 22, 2002)
- 2155: tacsatduck- beware the <sheep> lie (Jan 22, 2002)
- 2156: good plan (not a member of the denial club at A638589) (Jan 23, 2002)
- 2157: Thorfin Skullsplitter, berserk warrior (1+6)*(1+7-2+0)=42 (Jan 23, 2002)
- 2158: Thorfin Skullsplitter, berserk warrior (1+6)*(1+7-2+0)=42 (Jan 23, 2002)
- 2159: Mr. Legion (Jan 23, 2002)
- 2160: Pinniped (Jan 24, 2002)
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