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tacsatduck- beware the <sheep> lie Posted Feb 1, 2002
Oh the joy of all
the plesure found in a book
"Universe of rules"
NT:Having to look up words in the dictonary 
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good plan (not a member of the denial club at A638589) Posted Feb 4, 2002
oh curse my, lack of
vocabulary, don't re-
member what that means
next: andrew loyd webber gave battle in vain
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Feb 4, 2002
The sequel to "Cats"
was to have been "Dogs." Every
dog has its day (Not!).
Next topic: Don't cry for me, Argentina!
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Roo (Muse of Agar Minions!!!) Posted Feb 4, 2002
oh argentina
don't cry- i never left you
i kept my promise
(etc...)
next: on having four hours sleep only
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Pinniped Posted Feb 4, 2002
Four hours is enough.
Provided you follow it
with another twelve.
nt : bad places to wake up
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Emily 'Twa Bui' Ultramarine Posted Feb 5, 2002
Bad place to wake up?
There's one above all others -
In your ex's bed.
(I haven't, don't worry )
Next topic: prunes
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Roo (Muse of Agar Minions!!!) Posted Feb 5, 2002
you would be a prune
to be in your ex's bed
-very foolish prune
(but u didn;t so dats ok )
(etc...)
next: 
every morning and every day/i'll bossanova with ya
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Pinniped Posted Feb 6, 2002
Samba's sexier.
And morning? Not my best time...
(Dream on, sad old git)
nt : Places you should have visited when you were younger
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vogonpoet (AViators at A13264670) Posted Feb 7, 2002
Bricks stacked tall for
Kids knee high to grasshopper.
Lego Land's shrinking.
nt: places you should have visited when you were older
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Pinniped Posted Feb 9, 2002
The mortuary
would be a good place to start.
(...Hang on...rewind that...)
nt : modern motel rooms
Modern Motel Rooms
Encapsulated Life Pod Number 3- Muse of Gibberish Posted Feb 9, 2002
Temporary box.
illicet isolation.
Permanent strangers.
nt: Walnuts.
Modern Motel Rooms
tacsatduck- beware the <sheep> lie Posted Feb 11, 2002
They hang around all day
Laughing at nothing, up there
Those dang-on wall-nuts
NT: porcupines
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Porcupine
Doltaghey House Posted Feb 14, 2002
Bad-tempered prickles
Needles striped with black and white
Handle with great care.
New topic: a feather
Porcupine
Thorfin Skullsplitter, berserk warrior (1+6)*(1+7-2+0)=42 Posted Feb 14, 2002
I have a feather
in my purple velvet hat
because I'm a pimp
(not really though)
next: insane cats that make giant claw gashes on your hands and arms when you try to pet them
Porcupine
Fred Smith Posted Feb 14, 2002
That cat has cut me
I had tried to pet it
It must dislike me
Porcupine
Encapsulated Life Pod Number 3- Muse of Gibberish Posted Feb 14, 2002
Self-referential
syllabic abacus, here,
is known as: Haiku.
nt: Creating Goo.
Porcupine
Pinniped Posted Feb 15, 2002
In the Beginning
There was mere Alabaster.
Boring, wasn't it?
nt : DIY Universes
Porcupine
Fred Smith Posted Feb 15, 2002
Light here or there?
Creation looked easy
But this universe is a mess.
NT: Going on the internet before you've really had a chance to wake up yet.
Porcupine
Thorfin Skullsplitter, berserk warrior (1+6)*(1+7-2+0)=42 Posted Feb 19, 2002
go to search engine
type in random words, hit search
it will find porn sites
(honestly, type two words, any two words on nearly any search engine, I have found very few pairs for which most search engines will not find something porn-related within the top 100 listed sites)
nt: the gruesome, horrifying death of a small, furry, lovable creature of your choice
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- 2181: tacsatduck- beware the <sheep> lie (Feb 1, 2002)
- 2182: good plan (not a member of the denial club at A638589) (Feb 4, 2002)
- 2183: paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant (Feb 4, 2002)
- 2184: Roo (Muse of Agar Minions!!!) (Feb 4, 2002)
- 2185: Pinniped (Feb 4, 2002)
- 2186: Emily 'Twa Bui' Ultramarine (Feb 5, 2002)
- 2187: Roo (Muse of Agar Minions!!!) (Feb 5, 2002)
- 2188: Pinniped (Feb 6, 2002)
- 2189: vogonpoet (AViators at A13264670) (Feb 7, 2002)
- 2190: Pinniped (Feb 9, 2002)
- 2191: Encapsulated Life Pod Number 3- Muse of Gibberish (Feb 9, 2002)
- 2192: tacsatduck- beware the <sheep> lie (Feb 11, 2002)
- 2193: Doltaghey House (Feb 14, 2002)
- 2194: Thorfin Skullsplitter, berserk warrior (1+6)*(1+7-2+0)=42 (Feb 14, 2002)
- 2195: Fred Smith (Feb 14, 2002)
- 2196: Fred Smith (Feb 14, 2002)
- 2197: Encapsulated Life Pod Number 3- Muse of Gibberish (Feb 14, 2002)
- 2198: Pinniped (Feb 15, 2002)
- 2199: Fred Smith (Feb 15, 2002)
- 2200: Thorfin Skullsplitter, berserk warrior (1+6)*(1+7-2+0)=42 (Feb 19, 2002)
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