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Mr. Legion Posted Apr 4, 2002
I have never had
A possum build his dwelling
Underneath my house
NT; gangsters
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Ormondroyd Posted Apr 4, 2002
Gangsters do bad things
Of all kinds. The worst of all
Is their gangsta raps. 
NT: Madonna. 
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Emily 'Twa Bui' Ultramarine Posted Apr 5, 2002
Like a Virgin, oooh!
Really, with a bra like that?
I don't believe it. 
Next topic - getting fatter...
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Thorfin Skullsplitter, berserk warrior (1+6)*(1+7-2+0)=42 Posted Apr 6, 2002
Can't eat one more thing
It's only wafer thin, sir
Fine, I'll eat it then
next topic: implosion
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Emily 'Twa Bui' Ultramarine Posted Apr 7, 2002
Rather odd thing, this:
It's just exploding, backwards.
Daft, if you ask me.
Next topic: live jazz
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Mr. Legion Posted Apr 7, 2002
red light blowing sax
just pretending to be black
revolution style
NT the unbearable lightness of being
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ox Posted Apr 7, 2002
Bright colors, deep sounds
Fire breath-the taste of ozone
Day five of my fast
nt: caramel kisses
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Emily 'Twa Bui' Ultramarine Posted Apr 7, 2002
Lover's eating sweets,
Draws me in; oh, sugar lips!
Real caramel kiss.
next topic: soup
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Mr. Legion Posted Apr 7, 2002
Dull brown, suspicious,
Noodles surface and descend.
Do we sup or slurp?
NT: Skittles...ahhh, Skittles...
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Micheal Jay Mole Posted Apr 7, 2002
Now, in my minds eye slips a silver tear of dust; living in the past.
Too serious folks? MM
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Micheal Jay Mole Posted Apr 7, 2002
Darn, someone teach me how to format my poems without having to do a foreward slash! The haiku I posted does fit the 5-7-5 requirement I just do not know how to post correctly.
Now, in my mind's eye
slips a silver tear of dust;
living in the past.
Hope this posts correctly 
MM
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Thorfin Skullsplitter, berserk warrior (1+6)*(1+7-2+0)=42 Posted Apr 9, 2002
You forgot to give
a topic for the next guy
now we all are sad
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Micheal Jay Mole Posted Apr 9, 2002
Iam begging your pardon. I should have looked at the history of the conversation.
next topic: village idiots
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Micheal Jay Mole Posted Apr 9, 2002
Iam begging your pardon. I should have looked at the history of the conversation.
next topic: village idiots
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Amy the Ant - High Manzanilla of the Church of the Stuffed Olive Posted Apr 9, 2002
Village idiots
can tell molehills from mountains.
Are we all as wise?
Next topic: sunshine
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ox Posted Apr 9, 2002
Old straw hat new seed
In fresh dark earth magic grows
Watered by sunshine
nt: excuses for not working
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Mr. Legion Posted Apr 9, 2002
Dog ate my homework.
I'd only doss anyway.
I have leprosy.
NT: traffic
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Beatrice Posted Apr 10, 2002
honking horns, lights flash
anger rises in driver
anxious to reach home
mad cow disease
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Micheal Jay Mole Posted Apr 10, 2002
Red meat tenterhooked
scabies? Sheep? or rotten feed?
Please pass the carrots.
NT: toupee
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Emily 'Twa Bui' Ultramarine Posted Apr 10, 2002
Oh, Sean Connery,
Why did you wear that toupee?
James wouldn't do that.
Next topic: The Last of the Easter Eggs 
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- 2241: Mr. Legion (Apr 4, 2002)
- 2242: Ormondroyd (Apr 4, 2002)
- 2243: Emily 'Twa Bui' Ultramarine (Apr 5, 2002)
- 2244: Thorfin Skullsplitter, berserk warrior (1+6)*(1+7-2+0)=42 (Apr 6, 2002)
- 2245: Emily 'Twa Bui' Ultramarine (Apr 7, 2002)
- 2246: Mr. Legion (Apr 7, 2002)
- 2247: ox (Apr 7, 2002)
- 2248: Emily 'Twa Bui' Ultramarine (Apr 7, 2002)
- 2249: Mr. Legion (Apr 7, 2002)
- 2250: Micheal Jay Mole (Apr 7, 2002)
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- 2252: Thorfin Skullsplitter, berserk warrior (1+6)*(1+7-2+0)=42 (Apr 9, 2002)
- 2253: Micheal Jay Mole (Apr 9, 2002)
- 2254: Micheal Jay Mole (Apr 9, 2002)
- 2255: Amy the Ant - High Manzanilla of the Church of the Stuffed Olive (Apr 9, 2002)
- 2256: ox (Apr 9, 2002)
- 2257: Mr. Legion (Apr 9, 2002)
- 2258: Beatrice (Apr 10, 2002)
- 2259: Micheal Jay Mole (Apr 10, 2002)
- 2260: Emily 'Twa Bui' Ultramarine (Apr 10, 2002)
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