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Haiku challenge!
Mystrunner Posted May 2, 2002
Oops.
Haiku World Cup Song
The challenge comes again,
so who will end it?
A bowl full of hope.
Haiku challenge!
Fred Smith Posted May 2, 2002
Bowls store many things.
But they cannot store any emotions,
Such as love or hope.
next topic: Curling
Haiku challenge!
Mystrunner Posted May 2, 2002
Slide the stone along,
Brush mightily with the broom,
What's the score again?
Next Topic: Math
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tacsatduck- beware the <sheep> lie Posted May 2, 2002
Add up all the scores
In Japan June thirtieth
U.S. with the win
Hey it could happen 
nt: Refunds
(
)
Haiku challenge!
Emily 'Twa Bui' Ultramarine Posted May 2, 2002
My shirt doesn't fit,
So I take it back. But, oh!
Just a credit note?! 
Next topic: curry
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Monsignore Pizzafunghi Bosselese Posted May 2, 2002
They said it was mild
but now I'm in the kitchen
attached to the tap
next: shaving without cutting oneself
Haiku challenge!
Pinniped Posted May 5, 2002
Mine's rechargeable.
Shaver that is. 'Cept it won't.
Charge that is...No cuts!
(but not especially useful for the shaving part)
nt : useful things to do with a knackered toaster
...(Yep, that doesn't work either 
)
Haiku challenge!
Mr. Legion Posted May 6, 2002
"My, what a strange hat"
"Why, dear boy, they're all the rage
In Paris this year"
NT: The Franco-Prussian War of 1870
Haiku challenge!
Pinniped Posted May 6, 2002
A war, wasn't it?
1870, perhaps?
France vs Prussia?
nt : Clairvoyance
Haiku challenge!
Mr. Legion Posted May 6, 2002
Wow, Pinniped, are
You a historian
Or just a psychic?
NT: Ouiji boards
Haiku challenge!
paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted May 6, 2002
Ouija boards are fun
at parties, but only as
a light amusement.
Next topic: Planting peas
Haiku challenge!
Mystrunner Posted May 6, 2002
The small green pea plant
Producing small, round peas
All hail the pea plant!
Silent forests.
Haiku challenge!
paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted May 6, 2002
I talk to the trees.
Maybe they listen, maybe
they don't. No answers come.
next topic: Way out in the country,
where you can be alone
Haiku challenge!
Sirona ( 1x7-4+(7x6)-(sqrt9) = 42 ) Posted May 6, 2002
I go for a ride
Roads lined with trees of all types
But I feel lonely
NT: Strangely shaped food
Haiku challenge!
Monsignore Pizzafunghi Bosselese Posted May 6, 2002
What am I supposed
to do with those weird noodles?
Shall I screw them in?
next: more strangely shaped food
Haiku challenge!
Sirona ( 1x7-4+(7x6)-(sqrt9) = 42 ) Posted May 7, 2002
I never once thought
that I would see a pumpkin
I'd use for a fork
NT: World Domination
Haiku challenge!
Mystrunner Posted May 7, 2002
I seek to rule all,
To hold dominion throughout,
But they won't let me.
Sleep and uneasy dreams.
Haiku challenge!
Sirona ( 1x7-4+(7x6)-(sqrt9) = 42 ) Posted May 7, 2002
I am not asleep
I am hiding from the plague
Of awful nightmares
NT: Insomnia
Haiku challenge!
Mystrunner Posted May 7, 2002
Awake, not sleeping
oh, that I were sleeping, that
delightful feeling
next topic: Oracles
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Roo (Muse of Agar Minions!!!) Posted May 7, 2002
secret oracle
tells you all that i am back!
so where's the party?
nxt:on mysterious disappearances
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- 2281: Mystrunner (May 2, 2002)
- 2282: Fred Smith (May 2, 2002)
- 2283: Mystrunner (May 2, 2002)
- 2284: tacsatduck- beware the <sheep> lie (May 2, 2002)
- 2285: Emily 'Twa Bui' Ultramarine (May 2, 2002)
- 2286: Monsignore Pizzafunghi Bosselese (May 2, 2002)
- 2287: Pinniped (May 5, 2002)
- 2288: Mr. Legion (May 6, 2002)
- 2289: Pinniped (May 6, 2002)
- 2290: Mr. Legion (May 6, 2002)
- 2291: paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant (May 6, 2002)
- 2292: Mystrunner (May 6, 2002)
- 2293: paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant (May 6, 2002)
- 2294: Sirona ( 1x7-4+(7x6)-(sqrt9) = 42 ) (May 6, 2002)
- 2295: Monsignore Pizzafunghi Bosselese (May 6, 2002)
- 2296: Sirona ( 1x7-4+(7x6)-(sqrt9) = 42 ) (May 7, 2002)
- 2297: Mystrunner (May 7, 2002)
- 2298: Sirona ( 1x7-4+(7x6)-(sqrt9) = 42 ) (May 7, 2002)
- 2299: Mystrunner (May 7, 2002)
- 2300: Roo (Muse of Agar Minions!!!) (May 7, 2002)
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