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Beatrice Posted Apr 11, 2002
chocolate all gone
only the hard boiled ones left
not the same pleasure
(Optional pronouncitation: You need to pronounce "choc-o-late" with all 3 syllables for this one. Or else make the first line "Choc-late eggs all gone")
NT: text messages
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Micheal Jay Mole Posted Apr 11, 2002
Jet Printer broken!
life returns to ink and lead:
-who remembers words?
NT: what is in your ice box.
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Spike Anderson is sorry he can't catch up on a whole month's backlog Posted Apr 12, 2002
Cold and hard and clear
Some say frozen water, me,
Perhaps conspiracy?
-Spike A.
(nt: onion rings!)
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Mr. Legion Posted Apr 12, 2002
Tasty with batter,
They toy with my emotions,
As they make me cry 
NT: immigration
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Micheal Jay Mole Posted Apr 14, 2002
Here! No, There. Now Where?
Boundries, frontiers unknown:
Where can We go Home?
NT: cane toads
MJM
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Micheal Jay Mole Posted Apr 14, 2002
ps: I pronounce boundries: bound-er-ies.
cane toads!
MJM
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Emily 'Twa Bui' Ultramarine Posted Apr 14, 2002
Seems sensible, 'cause it's spelt 'boundaries'. 
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Micheal Jay Mole Posted Apr 15, 2002
I can't spell to save my life St Emily! Teaching for 20 years and can't spell; but then neither could Einstein. So maybe there is hope for me?
NT cane toads
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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Apr 15, 2002
Cane toads sit outside
intricate cane woven craft
look nice but can't spel
NT potato pie.
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ox Posted Apr 17, 2002
sweet potato pie
my southern roots are showing
ya'll come back now, hear?
nt: wanting to shake someone but restraining yourself
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Pinniped Posted Apr 22, 2002
Non-Shake Etiquette :
Let partner leave bedroom
before breaking wind.
nt : further ways to delight one's partner
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Micheal Jay Mole Posted Apr 25, 2002
Alone as a tree
I bring my love an apple:
never sin alone.
NT: sputnik
MJM ACE
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Beatrice Posted Apr 29, 2002
early sky rocket
inspiring fifties hippies
and noughties tourists
Tv quiz shows
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Emily 'Twa Bui' Ultramarine Posted Apr 29, 2002
Want to get rich quick?
Stay at home, is my advice;
Too embarassing. 
Next topic: ovaltine
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Pinniped Posted Apr 29, 2002
I can't drink it now.
It tastes of a World that's lost -
Essence of Childhood.
nt : going all soft over silly things
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Apr 29, 2002
Your card made me cry.
Snoopy: "You're not getting old,
just not a puppy."
NT: What to do with extra birthday cake.
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Spike Anderson is sorry he can't catch up on a whole month's backlog Posted Apr 30, 2002
It was so good, but
There's just too much, so it seems.
Anyone for seconds?
-Spike A.
(nt: snow in late april)
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Emily 'Twa Bui' Ultramarine Posted Apr 30, 2002
A snowball in June?
Well, not quite, but nearly there:
Just two more months now.
Next topic: toffee hammers
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Pinniped Posted May 1, 2002
Fourteen...EVERTON
Will play number thirty-one...
WEST HAM UNITED
(Sorry about that. Utterly childish...)
nt : Haiku World Cup Song
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Mystrunner Posted May 2, 2002
Life, the blessed gift,
Life, the start of a new day,
Life, the beginning.
Death, the companion,
Death, the inevitable,
Death, the end of all.
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- 2261: Beatrice (Apr 11, 2002)
- 2262: Micheal Jay Mole (Apr 11, 2002)
- 2263: Spike Anderson is sorry he can't catch up on a whole month's backlog (Apr 12, 2002)
- 2264: Mr. Legion (Apr 12, 2002)
- 2265: Micheal Jay Mole (Apr 14, 2002)
- 2266: Micheal Jay Mole (Apr 14, 2002)
- 2267: Emily 'Twa Bui' Ultramarine (Apr 14, 2002)
- 2268: Micheal Jay Mole (Apr 15, 2002)
- 2269: 2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... (Apr 15, 2002)
- 2270: ox (Apr 17, 2002)
- 2271: Pinniped (Apr 22, 2002)
- 2272: Micheal Jay Mole (Apr 25, 2002)
- 2273: Beatrice (Apr 29, 2002)
- 2274: Emily 'Twa Bui' Ultramarine (Apr 29, 2002)
- 2275: Pinniped (Apr 29, 2002)
- 2276: paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant (Apr 29, 2002)
- 2277: Spike Anderson is sorry he can't catch up on a whole month's backlog (Apr 30, 2002)
- 2278: Emily 'Twa Bui' Ultramarine (Apr 30, 2002)
- 2279: Pinniped (May 1, 2002)
- 2280: Mystrunner (May 2, 2002)
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