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tacsatduck- beware the <sheep> lie Posted Mar 1, 2002
Snow in Malaysia
could it be too dang hot there
I bet a Ringgit
NT: Enterprise 
(
)
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vogonpoet (AViators at A13264670) Posted Mar 1, 2002
Sell nice fresh snow to
equatorial climates,
make filthy lucre.
nt: like a rolling stone
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Thorfin Skullsplitter, berserk warrior (1+6)*(1+7-2+0)=42 Posted Mar 6, 2002
Man over 50
still thinks he has sex appeal
just like Mick Jagger
next: meteorology
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Spike Anderson is sorry he can't catch up on a whole month's backlog Posted Mar 6, 2002
Shooting star so bright...
Huh? Not about meteors?
Oh. Never mind then.
-Spike A.
(nt: Google.com search engine)
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Emily 'Twa Bui' Ultramarine Posted Mar 7, 2002
Oh, such cleverness!
Search engine finds what you want -
Well, most of the time.
Next topic: why tap water is nicer than bottled water (well in Birmingham it is: we get it straight from Wales... 
)
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Mar 7, 2002
Bottled water just
sits there. Tap water does a
little dance, tap! Tap!
Next topic: The Oscars.
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Spike Anderson is sorry he can't catch up on a whole month's backlog Posted Mar 7, 2002
One was very odd
One of a couple; the next
Lived in a trash can
-Spike A.
(nt: mechanical pencils)
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Emily 'Twa Bui' Ultramarine Posted Mar 7, 2002
What an invention:
Oh, such beautiful fine lines!
Good for stabbing too.
Next topic: modern art
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Ormondroyd Posted Mar 8, 2002
Computer goes on.
Then it's off, then on again.
Where is my award? 
NT: George W. Bush.
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Thorfin Skullsplitter, berserk warrior (1+6)*(1+7-2+0)=42 Posted Mar 9, 2002
President Dubya
choked, fell down, and hit his head
it was on the news
nt: Bologna (cold cuts, not the Italian city)
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Monsignore Pizzafunghi Bosselese Posted Mar 21, 2002
I've seen Bologna!!!
Alas, I only went to
a supermarket.
next: poor quality veggies that wilt on your way home 
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Pinniped Posted Mar 21, 2002
Scandalous slander!
Vegans' erectile tissue's
a match for any!
nt : getting hold of the wrong end of the stick
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Emily 'Twa Bui' Ultramarine Posted Mar 21, 2002
This phenomenon
Is common in teenage boys:
All innuendo.
Excessive tiredness
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SJ Posted Mar 30, 2002
How longs this game last?
I'm completely wiped out
Can't wait for bedtime
NT: STAR TREK
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Pinniped Posted Apr 1, 2002
Star Trek in three lines?!?
OK, it's tough, but I'm game...
"To boldly go where....?....!"
[Sorry about this. I seem to have run out of Final Frontier]
nt : Carrying a cello on the Underground during the rush hour
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Monsignore Pizzafunghi Bosselese Posted Apr 1, 2002
Sorry, excuse me,
would you mind granting your seat
to this here Cello?
nt: Carrying a piano on the Underground during the rush hour
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Fred Smith Posted Apr 1, 2002
I wish that I could
Fit my grand piano through the doors
Then I could get home
nt: The London Synthony Orchestra carrying their instruments on the underground at rush hour.
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Spike Anderson is sorry he can't catch up on a whole month's backlog Posted Apr 1, 2002
What is this mess, eh?
Is that a trombone? I say!
Don't point that at me!
-Spike A.
(nt: A German general carrying his army on the underground at rush hour)
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Emily 'Twa Bui' Ultramarine Posted Apr 2, 2002
Got good insurance?
I hope so, because many
of you will need it.
Next topic: Salvation
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Apr 2, 2002
Pavlov's dog was trained
to salivate. Salvation
through salivation.
Next topic: Possums that build their nests under your house.
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- 2221: tacsatduck- beware the <sheep> lie (Mar 1, 2002)
- 2222: vogonpoet (AViators at A13264670) (Mar 1, 2002)
- 2223: Thorfin Skullsplitter, berserk warrior (1+6)*(1+7-2+0)=42 (Mar 6, 2002)
- 2224: Spike Anderson is sorry he can't catch up on a whole month's backlog (Mar 6, 2002)
- 2225: Emily 'Twa Bui' Ultramarine (Mar 7, 2002)
- 2226: paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant (Mar 7, 2002)
- 2227: Spike Anderson is sorry he can't catch up on a whole month's backlog (Mar 7, 2002)
- 2228: Emily 'Twa Bui' Ultramarine (Mar 7, 2002)
- 2229: Ormondroyd (Mar 8, 2002)
- 2230: Thorfin Skullsplitter, berserk warrior (1+6)*(1+7-2+0)=42 (Mar 9, 2002)
- 2231: Monsignore Pizzafunghi Bosselese (Mar 21, 2002)
- 2232: Pinniped (Mar 21, 2002)
- 2233: Emily 'Twa Bui' Ultramarine (Mar 21, 2002)
- 2234: SJ (Mar 30, 2002)
- 2235: Pinniped (Apr 1, 2002)
- 2236: Monsignore Pizzafunghi Bosselese (Apr 1, 2002)
- 2237: Fred Smith (Apr 1, 2002)
- 2238: Spike Anderson is sorry he can't catch up on a whole month's backlog (Apr 1, 2002)
- 2239: Emily 'Twa Bui' Ultramarine (Apr 2, 2002)
- 2240: paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant (Apr 2, 2002)
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