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SPINY (aka Ship's Cook) Posted Oct 6, 2001
A good haiku has
Five, then seven syllables.
This one isn't very good because the last line which should also have five syllables has been elongated..
Next: a haiku limerick (heh heh heh!)
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good plan (not a member of the denial club at A638589) Posted Oct 7, 2001
A man from Haiku
ate some stew, it was hot, he
was not, this is true.
Next: pet stones
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Oct 8, 2001
Pet stone: perfect gift
for the busy person who
needs a boring pet.
Next topic: Why does cellophane tape
always curl around and stick to itself?
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Thorfin Skullsplitter, berserk warrior (1+6)*(1+7-2+0)=42 Posted Oct 10, 2001
A corporate ploy
peel off all the adhesive
make you buy more tape
next: bludgeoning
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Blair Bear Posted Oct 11, 2001
Vogon existence
would not save own grandma as
bludgeoning blinkered
....sorry I had to it was inspiration
Next: Frank
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ANDROKTONE (Visit MoominValley! A639010) Posted Oct 12, 2001
Mr Herberts books
Are frankly outrageous and
I shall buy some more...
which frank did you mean? I can only think of one interesting one.
nt: same again..
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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Oct 13, 2001
Frank is a person?
But old frank is a name used
to call the herron
Nt Frank again i'm afraid.
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Clelba Posted Oct 13, 2001
frank! i don't like you!
get the message, go away,
just leave now. byebye.
no offence to anyone called frank, just this one was annoying me.
nt: lego wheels
^. .^
= ' =
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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Oct 13, 2001
I scream and curse and
hop all around the room I've
stood on leggo wheels
NT: Leggo wheels (again?) or PVC trousers?
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Oct 14, 2001
Who put leggo wheels
in the crotch of my trousers?
Someone's head will roll!
Next topic: slow computers
(as if there were any other kind 
)
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good plan (not a member of the denial club at A638589) Posted Oct 14, 2001
computer so slow
have forgotten next topic
hope this will do
next: shoe laces
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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Oct 14, 2001
shoe laces too short
what am i supposed to do?
wear boots not a shoe?
NT: sinister footwear.
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good plan (not a member of the denial club at A638589) Posted Oct 14, 2001
my left shoe has aged
though my right remains new as
the day i bought it
next: unfamiliar ceiling
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Researcher 99947 Posted Oct 15, 2001
I look upwards, lo!
What strange, unfamiliar site...
my ceiling is gone.
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Oct 15, 2001
This haiku has no
topic, so I will babble
on about nothing.
Next topic: Robins' nests
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Researcher 99947 Posted Oct 15, 2001
Fat brown and orange,
a female robin lays eggs
in a nest of branch.
NT: salsa
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Blair Bear Posted Oct 15, 2001
Frank was whoever
You wanted it to be or
whatever you thought
Zappa was my thought,
the brilliance of his music
was inspiration
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Aurora (Muse au Chocolat; Muse of Fancy Footwear and Seraph of High Heels) Posted Oct 15, 2001
Salsa, Merengue,
Tango and Cha-Cha-Cha.
Oh I love to dance!
NT: Insomnia
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Researcher 99947 Posted Oct 16, 2001
I wish I could say
that I have insomnia,
but narcolepsy...
zZZZZZZZzzzzzz
NT: avocados
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Mycroft Posted Oct 16, 2001
Alligator pears
contain more calories
than any other fruit.
NT: Elvis's last supper
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- 1901: SPINY (aka Ship's Cook) (Oct 6, 2001)
- 1902: good plan (not a member of the denial club at A638589) (Oct 7, 2001)
- 1903: paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant (Oct 8, 2001)
- 1904: Thorfin Skullsplitter, berserk warrior (1+6)*(1+7-2+0)=42 (Oct 10, 2001)
- 1905: Blair Bear (Oct 11, 2001)
- 1906: ANDROKTONE (Visit MoominValley! A639010) (Oct 12, 2001)
- 1907: 2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... (Oct 13, 2001)
- 1908: Clelba (Oct 13, 2001)
- 1909: 2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... (Oct 13, 2001)
- 1910: paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant (Oct 14, 2001)
- 1911: good plan (not a member of the denial club at A638589) (Oct 14, 2001)
- 1912: 2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... (Oct 14, 2001)
- 1913: good plan (not a member of the denial club at A638589) (Oct 14, 2001)
- 1914: Researcher 99947 (Oct 15, 2001)
- 1915: paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant (Oct 15, 2001)
- 1916: Researcher 99947 (Oct 15, 2001)
- 1917: Blair Bear (Oct 15, 2001)
- 1918: Aurora (Muse au Chocolat; Muse of Fancy Footwear and Seraph of High Heels) (Oct 15, 2001)
- 1919: Researcher 99947 (Oct 16, 2001)
- 1920: Mycroft (Oct 16, 2001)
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