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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Sep 29, 2001
To some, a hotel.
To others, a big scandal.
To me, no big deal.
Next topic: The Taj Mahal
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Encapsulated Life Pod Number 3- Muse of Gibberish Posted Sep 29, 2001
"Darling, I got you
a damn fine wedding present".
"But I want a car".
nt: Looping the loop.
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Hoovooloo Posted Sep 29, 2001
Achieve altitude
Push, wait, then pull, keep pulling
Gravity's rainbow
Next topic: Lucifer
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good plan (not a member of the denial club at A638589) Posted Sep 29, 2001
quite a nice fellow
i met him once in my head
offered me sherbet
next topic: tinder boxes
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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Sep 30, 2001
tinder boxes tire
of constantly making fire
can't buy, so i hire
Next Cars?
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good plan (not a member of the denial club at A638589) Posted Sep 30, 2001
cars take me places
i do not always want to go
then drive me back home
next: bull fighters
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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Sep 30, 2001
Bull needs protection
so bull fighters set them free
campaigning for rights
Next topic: Being far apart.
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Sep 30, 2001
I cross stream, mistake
two turtles for rocks. One goes
right, one left. Apart!
Next topic: Frayed rope bridge across
deep abyss in the jungle
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ANDROKTONE (Visit MoominValley! A639010) Posted Oct 1, 2001
treacherous windy
slippery rope bridge swaying
i want to go home.
nt: swinging tarzan-like from tree to tree.
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Thorfin Skullsplitter, berserk warrior (1+6)*(1+7-2+0)=42 Posted Oct 1, 2001
Swinging vine to vine
Oops, that one's a coral snake
Jane call ambulance
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Thorfin Skullsplitter, berserk warrior (1+6)*(1+7-2+0)=42 Posted Oct 1, 2001
forgot next topic
next: gorillas
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good plan (not a member of the denial club at A638589) Posted Oct 1, 2001
gorrilas,right,left
sorounded with bananas
kumquat will save me
next: laughing for no reason
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Thorfin Skullsplitter, berserk warrior (1+6)*(1+7-2+0)=42 Posted Oct 1, 2001
Don't know what my friend
said or why it's funny, but
laughing anyway
next: tommy guns
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good plan (not a member of the denial club at A638589) Posted Oct 1, 2001
i do not quite know
what kind of gun is tommy
my gun is call'd bob.
next: cow tipping
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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Oct 1, 2001
why are tommy guns
laying on floor of cavan
deep shock bullet wound
NT: Tadpoles.
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Thorfin Skullsplitter, berserk warrior (1+6)*(1+7-2+0)=42 Posted Oct 1, 2001
There are no cows here
but there is a pond so I'll
go tadpole tipping
next: Buddha
(Just incase you didn't know, good plan, "tommy gun" was a nickname for the Thompson brand sub-machine gun. You see them in old 1930s gangster movies, you know, the ones with the huge cylindrical magazine)
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good plan (not a member of the denial club at A638589) Posted Oct 1, 2001
he contemplates his
navel but not mine, it is
an innie/outie?
next: umbrellas
(thanks, how clever of you to include both subjects, very diplomatic)
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ANDROKTONE (Visit MoominValley! A639010) Posted Oct 2, 2001
Umbrellas are fine
until, on opening, it
pokes you in the eye
nt: halfway up a mountain with a bunch of flowers
(sorry, in a funny mood this morning)
I ANDROKTONE 
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vogonpoet (AViators at A13264670) Posted Oct 2, 2001
halfway up a mountain with a bunch of flowers:
And All because the
Lady doesnt like milk tray,
he climbs with flowers.
nt: adverts through the ages
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- 1861: Hoovooloo (Sep 28, 2001)
- 1862: paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant (Sep 29, 2001)
- 1863: Encapsulated Life Pod Number 3- Muse of Gibberish (Sep 29, 2001)
- 1864: Hoovooloo (Sep 29, 2001)
- 1865: good plan (not a member of the denial club at A638589) (Sep 29, 2001)
- 1866: 2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... (Sep 30, 2001)
- 1867: good plan (not a member of the denial club at A638589) (Sep 30, 2001)
- 1868: 2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... (Sep 30, 2001)
- 1869: paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant (Sep 30, 2001)
- 1870: ANDROKTONE (Visit MoominValley! A639010) (Oct 1, 2001)
- 1871: Thorfin Skullsplitter, berserk warrior (1+6)*(1+7-2+0)=42 (Oct 1, 2001)
- 1872: Thorfin Skullsplitter, berserk warrior (1+6)*(1+7-2+0)=42 (Oct 1, 2001)
- 1873: good plan (not a member of the denial club at A638589) (Oct 1, 2001)
- 1874: Thorfin Skullsplitter, berserk warrior (1+6)*(1+7-2+0)=42 (Oct 1, 2001)
- 1875: good plan (not a member of the denial club at A638589) (Oct 1, 2001)
- 1876: 2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... (Oct 1, 2001)
- 1877: Thorfin Skullsplitter, berserk warrior (1+6)*(1+7-2+0)=42 (Oct 1, 2001)
- 1878: good plan (not a member of the denial club at A638589) (Oct 1, 2001)
- 1879: ANDROKTONE (Visit MoominValley! A639010) (Oct 2, 2001)
- 1880: vogonpoet (AViators at A13264670) (Oct 2, 2001)
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