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Shorty† (ACE, Keeper, Muse, MuG, Thingite) Posted Nov 30, 2001
Spork please for me! 
Oh, and the nonthingite people? I greeted them... I thought they might like to join us. I guess not. Here they are:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/U187704
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Clive the flying ostrich: Amateur Polymath | Chief Heretic. Posted Nov 30, 2001
no no I'm gonna hang back see what they've got planned. Keep you friends close but your enemies closer. 
Good job on the welcome Shorty!
(P.S note I'm not really evil hence I'm leaving a heavy dose of - to prove it.)
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Plastic Squirrel /Back, on the good foot, and doing the bad thing Posted Nov 30, 2001
Da da da da da daaaaaa! Puppy Power! Lemme at 'em, lemme at 'em.
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random fat bird Posted Nov 30, 2001
I can't beleive you're quoting the smaller member of the scooby doo gang PS. I'm ashamed of you *shakes head*
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IMSoP - Safely transferred to the 5th (or 6th?) h2g2 login system Posted Nov 30, 2001
Quite apart from the fact that you are not, by most definitions, a puppy - being as you are a plastic member of a wholly seperate species than that which is generally referred to by that name(
). 
Sorry, I accidentally stayed up till 5am last night...
Yay: I have a spork
And much though I deplore violence:
Let's spork 'em!
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Captain Zog, Thingite Ambassador to the little people, back from his wanderings at last Posted Nov 30, 2001
Hey guys i think i've just about converted nothingite no 2 he saw our manifesto and was most impressed looks like the nothingite rebellion could be over before it starts, nothing to stop us sporkin them though. 
A war is coming...
Captain Zog, Thingite Ambassador to the little people, back from his wanderings at last Posted Nov 30, 2001
In the words of Nirvana
'It has to start somewhere. It has to start sometime. What better place than here? What better time than now?'
Guerrilla Radio
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random fat bird Posted Nov 30, 2001
We can smite them as well as sporking them, double the fun you know. To al those who have not yet been giftes with a personal smite-onna-stick they are very splendid and can be recharged using fresh coffee *leaves small pile of smite-onna-sticks in the armoury*
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random fat bird Posted Nov 30, 2001
I have a confession to make.
I might possibly have pottered over to the nothingites and left them a message.
Sorry.
It wasn't a nasty message.
It wasn't even propaganda.
Please can I be forgiven? 
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Plastic Squirrel /Back, on the good foot, and doing the bad thing Posted Nov 30, 2001
Only if you forgive me my one major character flaw. That being that I am the worlds one and only Scrappy-Doo fan. I can't help it, I just think he's great! *s off to see what eris said*
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Plastic Squirrel /Back, on the good foot, and doing the bad thing Posted Nov 30, 2001
Oh, that was alright. Not too bad at all! 
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Fred the Badger (official Thingite bartender) Posted Nov 30, 2001
Indeed, rather polite!
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random fat bird Posted Nov 30, 2001
Am I ever anything but polite?
*nonchalent whistling*
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random fat bird Posted Nov 30, 2001
*all a bit self righteous*
You're all trying to cast aspersions on my character
*sulks*
I'm not playing now. I'm going to take my toys away as well, including my costume box, so come on all of you, hand them back.
A wardrobe is coming...
Clive the flying ostrich: Amateur Polymath | Chief Heretic. Posted Dec 1, 2001
fancy-dress costumes galore!
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- 3621: Shorty† (ACE, Keeper, Muse, MuG, Thingite) (Nov 30, 2001)
- 3622: I'm Still Thinking... Lord Of Hell. (Nov 30, 2001)
- 3623: Clive the flying ostrich: Amateur Polymath | Chief Heretic. (Nov 30, 2001)
- 3624: Plastic Squirrel /Back, on the good foot, and doing the bad thing (Nov 30, 2001)
- 3625: random fat bird (Nov 30, 2001)
- 3626: IMSoP - Safely transferred to the 5th (or 6th?) h2g2 login system (Nov 30, 2001)
- 3627: Captain Zog, Thingite Ambassador to the little people, back from his wanderings at last (Nov 30, 2001)
- 3628: Captain Zog, Thingite Ambassador to the little people, back from his wanderings at last (Nov 30, 2001)
- 3629: random fat bird (Nov 30, 2001)
- 3630: random fat bird (Nov 30, 2001)
- 3631: Plastic Squirrel /Back, on the good foot, and doing the bad thing (Nov 30, 2001)
- 3632: Plastic Squirrel /Back, on the good foot, and doing the bad thing (Nov 30, 2001)
- 3633: Fred the Badger (official Thingite bartender) (Nov 30, 2001)
- 3634: random fat bird (Nov 30, 2001)
- 3635: parrferris (Nov 30, 2001)
- 3636: Shorty† (ACE, Keeper, Muse, MuG, Thingite) (Nov 30, 2001)
- 3637: random fat bird (Nov 30, 2001)
- 3638: parrferris (Nov 30, 2001)
- 3639: Clive the flying ostrich: Amateur Polymath | Chief Heretic. (Dec 1, 2001)
- 3640: Shea the Sarcastic (Dec 1, 2001)
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