h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*frolics around in a female costume*

wisely, i think, im avoiding the bl

You can't have the costume back! It's mine I tellss you my precioussss!

Hey, where do I get my "Regulation Titanium Spork" that Clive told me about? Is there a catalogue of available wardrobe items? Do you have team sweaters, and underpants with emblems on the bottom? No? ...Sodit!

I have just enlisted in the Thingite cause! Clive sent me over for my Regulation Titanium Spork. Is it okay if I use it to pry open stubborn pickle jars? I promise to keep it in a safe place, wrapped up in my sock drawer, right next to my unmentionables. Speaking of which, what about regulation underpants? You can't have a respectable army running around without them...especially in kilts.

Oooooooh, a kilt wearer, he's mine I tell you, mine, all mine!

*runs away with athletic washcloth*

btw, whoever thinks they can have my pvc outfit, give it back now or I will be very very upset in your personal space

*swinging athletic washcloth in a provocative manner*

If he hasn't got his regulation underpants under that kilt, he's MINE.

*hair pulling girlie fight commences*

Sorry, got carried away. *heavy breathing* My apologies, didn't mean to interrupt the hunt. *sheepish look* Have you checked for your pvc outfit under that tackled man over there who had been wearing a kilt?

PS will have my pvc outfit. He likes it *grin*

You're in love with a Plastic Squirrel?

Itssss all mine! Mine I tellsss you my preciousssss! (besides, I look really good in it) And I'm pretty sure Eris ain't in love with me Washcloth *sigh*

Sorry PS, I love you all, but my heart belongs to another, I hope you can forgive me



btw, I still want that costume back in time for Christmas parties.

I like it.

We could all get knight costumes similar to The ones in the Holy Grail and hop about on pretend horses on some isolated Scottish moor. and the suits of armour could have spork emblems?

Nice idea! I understand completely Eris, I know the charms of Dr Who obssessives, but you can't have the PVC uniform back ever, I had a slight accident with a tube of superglue, so I'm more attached to it than ever. You'll just have to get really upset in my personal space (which sounds like fun!!)

i like eris in her pvc,
so it's best returned by thee.
*sharpens scythe blades throughly*
otherwise i would need,
to practice my carving speed.
oh and i hope those against us, nothingites,i believe,

had best know about my tangled weve.
*removes armour and takes off long underware to reveal muscular body in a no sleve & shorts*
now i think i will have some fun,
where is the pvc thief? are u the 1?
*grins evily, and pulls out net to catch thief*
oh and i hope thise nothingites do assault,

for i have lots of bombs left to vault.

*replaces armour making me look even larger*
and i hope to test my suits new toy,
a tri-plex-omega cannon, oh joy!