h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I'm so glad you were wearing shorts!

is that not a pvc, eris' i think,
u better hope i am wrong, or u r going into the drink.
*activated suits grapling hooks ang grabs ps*
well is it hers,
or do i have to get concurs.
*shakes head sadly at another bad rhyme*

twas a bad rhyme, and yeah it is Eris's PVC. I'm having a little trouble with it actually. *pours nail varnish remover down front of PVC uniform cos someone told him it was good for getting out superglue*

i have got some hydrocloric acid, it may help,
but more likely to make u yelp.
so here is some glue remover liquid form,
and give it back to eris and done be no harm.

kidding bout the scythe part,
i have a way of these things to start.

Aha! Liquid glue remover! Ta very much *uses the glue remover and gets PVC off* Oh dear, Eris isn't here, what a shame, I'll just have to hang on to this a while longer then...
*potters off hiding his shameful nudity with the PVC uniform, which will be returned sometime, honest!*

I'll tell you what PS, I'll do you a swap. You give me backt he pvc outfit and you can borrow my rather swish lab coat and stethoscope. What do you say?



Thank you for your rather gentlemanly assistance Giga, it is nice to know that chivalry is not at all dead

btw, nice to see a bit more python-esque conversation float past, did anyone see the stuff on telly the other night?

*sings*

we're nights of the round table, we dance when e'er we're able

We do routines and chorus scenes with footwork impeccable.

We dine well here in Camelot
We eat ham and jam and Spam a lot.

Avenging Washcloth, behold! Here is your Thingite spork! Use it well!

We're Knights of the Round Table
Our shows are formidable ...

We can't remember the next line off the top of our heads but I have to push the Pram a lot!
Okay Eris, I'll take that swap (where's Noel Edmonds when you need him eh?)

Excellent Now I have a decent outfit for christmas parties

more than decent if asked is me,
so put it on is my plea.

*sharpens scythe blades some more*
oh and what about these thingitesno,
tell me does their group much grow?
*prays yes since scythes have yet to meet human flesh*
plus i still have to test my cannon new,
so does anyone wish to be a target true.
*holds out a target sheet and grins evily*

I have sent the outfit to be cleaned and polished in time for the festive season, so I am wearing a very servicable black velvet catsuit, warm and good for moving about in

I have not heard anything from the nonthingites *spits* so I may well go on a reconaissance mission to see what they are up to. *potters off to see what the infidels are doing*

caution is used eris by thee,
so take this cloth of invisibility.
*pulls cloth out of chestplate and hands it to eris*
once in contact with human skin,
nothing can be seen within.
handy little tool i say,
and it is useful in many a way.

I have no idea what is happening in the camp of nothing maybe they got scared of our loathing?

It appears that the Nothingites have had no-one join their camp, as I could see no activity on the page that was mentioned earlier in this thread (see, too lazy to go find it).

Oooh, I like this cloth.

*takes the cloth tot he tailors to have a rather nice cloak made with it*

::: straightens spork drawer :::

Hmmmmmmmmmmm...........

Nope. I'm lost.

I'd better read the backlog.

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

NOOOOO ... don't do it Bb ... you can't win ...

*carpe Busterbonum*


did you know that if you try and write don't on a french keyboard, using the layout of an English keyboard it comes out as donùt ... freudian or what ...

also should you want to write "where are my Queens" it comes out as:

*can you feel the excitment building*

Ahere qre ,y aueens ... true story

Knock knock.

Who's there??