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Clive the flying ostrich: Amateur Polymath | Chief Heretic. Posted Nov 1, 2001
See what I have to put up with? 
is it any wonder?
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Clive the flying ostrich: Amateur Polymath | Chief Heretic. Posted Nov 1, 2001
Leaves out the Oxy-celtelene torch for PS when he finds out what Greydesk has done!
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Plastic Squirrel /Back, on the good foot, and doing the bad thing Posted Nov 1, 2001
Oxy-acetylene cutter, oxy-acetylene cutter, where the hell is it! Aha! Found it, that'll do for the git! *notices Eris's kind gift and suggestion, and takes it on board as well* Nice one goddess, cheers! Up the forces of Thing!
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Plastic Squirrel /Back, on the good foot, and doing the bad thing Posted Nov 1, 2001
Cheers Clive, came through in such a hurry just then that I didn't notice the new LED. Good thinking, exactly what I was hoping for, I reckon he'll be shouting THING from the rooftops pretty soon.
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random fat bird Posted Nov 1, 2001
*wonders why everyone is so hectic*
C'mon Clive, you know you like the attention 
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Clive the flying ostrich: Amateur Polymath | Chief Heretic. Posted Nov 1, 2001
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random fat bird Posted Nov 1, 2001
Oooh, Cloud 
came back, apparently she has been hiking around the lake district for a week 
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parrferris Posted Nov 1, 2001
Greetings, fellow Thingites. 
Anyone care to summarise the last couple of weeks' posts in all major Thingite threads?
Oh, go on, you know you want to...
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random fat bird Posted Nov 1, 2001
I couldn't possibly! Purely because I only ever lurk about this oneTry haranguing Clive, as our esteemed warlord he may well know what is going on 
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Shea the Sarcastic Posted Nov 2, 2001
You have to read all the backlog ... just like I did yesterday, PF ... 
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Clive the flying ostrich: Amateur Polymath | Chief Heretic. Posted Nov 2, 2001
well then your probably best placed to illuminate out poor befuddled minister. I mean I just took part in it - *you* read it!
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Shea the Sarcastic Posted Nov 2, 2001
I didn't know there was going to be a test! 
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Plastic Squirrel /Back, on the good foot, and doing the bad thing Posted Nov 2, 2001
*Wanders about wasting time before going back to No, no, no.* Bet Greydesk cheats again! 
that's really annoying, summary here- Python quotes, film quotes, 10000, and some other stuff. Well, better go and face the furniture, ooh no, what's this over here.....
*wanders off to look at some pretty stuff he's just noticed, procrastinate, procrastinate*
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Plastic Squirrel /Back, on the good foot, and doing the bad thing Posted Nov 2, 2001
* Materialises in the corner of the armoury, as the brave warrior squirrel pops in on his epic time-travel journey for the weaponry he needs to defeat greydesk earlier.* Aha! Here's that huge great bag of Titanium reinforced concrete I needed, fantastic! * disappears again.*
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T J: Mr. Shea Posted Nov 2, 2001
Well of course he cheated again PS! What do you expect from a low-life non-Thingite! 
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Plastic Squirrel /Back, on the good foot, and doing the bad thing Posted Nov 2, 2001
True, very true, but the forces of thing will prevail. I cheat better! 
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Clive the flying ostrich: Amateur Polymath | Chief Heretic. Posted Nov 2, 2001
You don't win a war by dying for your country. You win a war by making the poor dumb b*****d die for HIS country.
Gerneral George .S. Patton.
well done P.S - just make sure the concrete has set.
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Clive the flying ostrich: Amateur Polymath | Chief Heretic. Posted Nov 2, 2001
insert "other" between "the" and "poor"
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Ek* this space intentionally left blank *ki Posted Nov 2, 2001
OK ... now what?
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Angelecon, angelic warrior creator of crystalic weapons of all sorts Posted Nov 2, 2001
man what the heck is happening,
i have been here and i am lost in thing. 
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- 3341: Clive the flying ostrich: Amateur Polymath | Chief Heretic. (Nov 1, 2001)
- 3342: Clive the flying ostrich: Amateur Polymath | Chief Heretic. (Nov 1, 2001)
- 3343: Plastic Squirrel /Back, on the good foot, and doing the bad thing (Nov 1, 2001)
- 3344: Plastic Squirrel /Back, on the good foot, and doing the bad thing (Nov 1, 2001)
- 3345: random fat bird (Nov 1, 2001)
- 3346: Clive the flying ostrich: Amateur Polymath | Chief Heretic. (Nov 1, 2001)
- 3347: random fat bird (Nov 1, 2001)
- 3348: parrferris (Nov 1, 2001)
- 3349: random fat bird (Nov 1, 2001)
- 3350: Shea the Sarcastic (Nov 2, 2001)
- 3351: Clive the flying ostrich: Amateur Polymath | Chief Heretic. (Nov 2, 2001)
- 3352: Shea the Sarcastic (Nov 2, 2001)
- 3353: Plastic Squirrel /Back, on the good foot, and doing the bad thing (Nov 2, 2001)
- 3354: Plastic Squirrel /Back, on the good foot, and doing the bad thing (Nov 2, 2001)
- 3355: T J: Mr. Shea (Nov 2, 2001)
- 3356: Plastic Squirrel /Back, on the good foot, and doing the bad thing (Nov 2, 2001)
- 3357: Clive the flying ostrich: Amateur Polymath | Chief Heretic. (Nov 2, 2001)
- 3358: Clive the flying ostrich: Amateur Polymath | Chief Heretic. (Nov 2, 2001)
- 3359: Ek* this space intentionally left blank *ki (Nov 2, 2001)
- 3360: Angelecon, angelic warrior creator of crystalic weapons of all sorts (Nov 2, 2001)
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