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Esspresso or Death! (This time's It's War.)
random fat bird Posted Nov 5, 2001
Erm, am I reading this right? Are you saying that we're playing silly munchkins over a missing esspresso machine? *proffers 
* I have one that we could use as a spare you know, it's rather nice and new and only been used once. Might save all the hassle. Unless of course we like the hassle 
Oh, moomintrolls! *floats off on her cloud to watch the action and see if any smites can be administered*
Esspresso or Death! (This time's It's War.)
Angelecon, angelic warrior creator of crystalic weapons of all sorts Posted Nov 6, 2001
*pops out from under table and starts chucking elvis besnbags loaded with nitro*
gotta love those big explosions,
it makes people run in many motions. 
*runs at R&D with scythe*
rip and tear time!
and now it's sudistic type of rhyme.
slicing cutting heads and tails,
now within my scythe wails.
streaking striking, there goes a head,
i hope there are still some hospital beds.
Esspresso or Death! (This time's It's War.)
Shea the Sarcastic Posted Nov 6, 2001
Oh goodie! Are we maiming things again?
::: unsheathes neon sword, and starts hacking lackeys :::
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random fat bird Posted Nov 6, 2001
*puts together a nice little nest of smites to put in the enemy camp so that they get all a bit curious and decide to open the box and all get a bit smitten (by my wonderful charms and beauty of course!)*
Esspresso or Death! (This time's It's War.)
Angelecon, angelic warrior creator of crystalic weapons of all sorts Posted Nov 6, 2001
now its time for my doubled axe,
and many a head we have haxed.
time to fo fire tosser,
EVERYONE DOWN! it's going to get hotter.
Esspresso or Death! (This time's It's War.)
T J: Mr. Shea Posted Nov 6, 2001
eris, we are not necessarily trying to get the coffee machine back for our own enjoyment, though I dare say it will most likely be put to good use. Nay, we are fighting this battle to retrieve the coffee machine as punishment for their shoddy workmanship on all of our weapons! 
::pulls out his right-handed, gas-powered, fully automatic whozit and fires::
*fizzle*
See what I mean! 
As usual the dang thing's not working!
::starts whacking R&D lackeys over the noggin with his non-functional, right-handed, gas-powered, fully automatic whozit::
Esspresso or Death! (This time's It's War.)
Plastic Squirrel /Back, on the good foot, and doing the bad thing Posted Nov 6, 2001
S'a matter of principle, innit? Charge! (again)
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Fred the Badger (official Thingite bartender) Posted Nov 7, 2001
*brandishes his badger-sized spork and leaps into the fray*
Esspresso or Death! (This time's It's War.)
Shea the Sarcastic Posted Nov 7, 2001
::: covers Fred's back :::
Well, you looked a little chilly ...
Esspresso or Death! (This time's It's War.)
T J: Mr. Shea Posted Nov 7, 2001
Hmmmm, and just how does a badger look when he's looking chilly...?
Esspresso or Death! (This time's It's War.)
Ek* this space intentionally left blank *ki Posted Nov 7, 2001
Not being an expert, I'd say a chilly badger would look a little more blurred at the edges and may even have chattery type teeth.
It's the best time to get a secret from a badger ... their teeth chatter but they themselves remain completely silent.
1st Law of Badger interrogation, give 'em a nice cold drink and turn the thermostat down. Works every time ...
Esspresso or Death! (This time's It's War.)
Plastic Squirrel /Back, on the good foot, and doing the bad thing Posted Nov 7, 2001
Mmmmmm.... Badger Chilli. (only joking Fred)
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T J: Mr. Shea Posted Nov 7, 2001
But Ekki, seeing as most badgers come with a built in fur coat you would have to turn the thermostat waaaaayyyyyy down before they got very cold. 
Esspresso or Death! (This time's It's War.)
Plastic Squirrel /Back, on the good foot, and doing the bad thing Posted Nov 7, 2001
You could shave them?
Esspresso or Death! (This time's It's War.)
Ek* this space intentionally left blank *ki Posted Nov 7, 2001
All that fur's just show TJ ... why do you think you don't see badgers in winter? People say they're hibernating but of course they're not ... they're just too embarrassed to be seen out in the matching scarf, hat and glove combo knitted for them by their blind, arthritic and ageing auntie Maud ...
True, I promise, a man called David Attenborough told me ... that's who he said he was at least.
Esspresso or Death! (This time's It's War.)
random fat bird Posted Nov 7, 2001
It's at times like this that I realsie that I love this community. Where else could you possibly get this sort of entertainment? 
Esspresso or Death! (This time's It's War.)
Shea the Sarcastic Posted Nov 8, 2001
Wait a minute! David Attenborough told *me* that badgers migrated to the West Indies in the winter months!
Esspresso or Death! (This time's It's War.)
Plastic Squirrel /Back, on the good foot, and doing the bad thing Posted Nov 8, 2001
But I go to the pub with a couple of badgers every christmas, that is still in winter isn't it?
Esspresso or Death! (This time's It's War.)
Angelecon, angelic warrior creator of crystalic weapons of all sorts Posted Nov 8, 2001
*puts flame thrower away*
that was quick, but what can you do,
i guess i will wait for all of you.
*stares at R&D's curiously bunched up* 
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