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random fat bird Posted Nov 12, 2001
.....BAD JOKE ALERT.....
You have been warned!
So, there's this guy looking over the shoulder of a veterinary surgeon. The prognosis obviously isn't good because the surgeon is shaking his head in a 'nothing I can do here' kind of way. The man looking over the shoulder of the vet asks in a t.v. sincere Australian accented voice "can you guess what it was yet?"
Told you it was bad!
*potters off to get coffee and look in stuned silence at the news* 
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random fat bird Posted Nov 12, 2001
.....BAD JOKE ALERT.....
You have been warned!
So, there's this guy looking over the shoulder of a veterinary surgeon. The prognosis obviously isn't good because the surgeon is shaking his head in a 'nothing I can do here' kind of way. The man looking over the shoulder of the vet asks in a t.v. sincere Australian accented voice "can you guess what it was yet?"
Told you it was bad!
*potters off to get coffee and look in stunned silence at the news*
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Angelecon, angelic warrior creator of crystalic weapons of all sorts Posted Nov 12, 2001
*hides in corner from bad jokes*
no more please,
i can't take such jokes with ease. 
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Evil Roy: Maestro of the Thingite Orchestra, Knight Errant of the Thingite Cause, Prince of Balwyniti, Aussie Researchers A59204 Posted Nov 12, 2001
What does a "t.v. sincere Australian accented voice" sound like? Is it anything like the abomination of an accent done by that bloke in JAG?
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Fred the Badger (official Thingite bartender) Posted Nov 12, 2001
Why, oh why am I getting a hot foot? Am I not a loyal Thingite? Where's the 
?
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Evil Roy: Maestro of the Thingite Orchestra, Knight Errant of the Thingite Cause, Prince of Balwyniti, Aussie Researchers A59204 Posted Nov 12, 2001
::puts ice on Freds foot::
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Fred the Badger (official Thingite bartender) Posted Nov 13, 2001
Thank you, . Where *is* the ?
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Evil Roy: Maestro of the Thingite Orchestra, Knight Errant of the Thingite Cause, Prince of Balwyniti, Aussie Researchers A59204 Posted Nov 13, 2001
The should be here shortly.
I can't continue to pretend to be a if there is no to parade around and distract the victim....
patient!!
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Fred the Badger (official Thingite bartender) Posted Nov 13, 2001
Too true! I'll just have an 
while I'm waiting. 
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Evil Roy: Maestro of the Thingite Orchestra, Knight Errant of the Thingite Cause, Prince of Balwyniti, Aussie Researchers A59204 Posted Nov 13, 2001
I think I'll have an , too. A 
is better than no at all!
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Amy: ear-deep in novels, poetics, and historical documents. Posted Nov 13, 2001
*rolls eyes*
I am NOT putting on the outfit. Absolutely not.
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Evil Roy: Maestro of the Thingite Orchestra, Knight Errant of the Thingite Cause, Prince of Balwyniti, Aussie Researchers A59204 Posted Nov 13, 2001
Spoiled sport!
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Shea the Sarcastic Posted Nov 13, 2001
What the heck? For my buddy Fred ...
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Ek* this space intentionally left blank *ki Posted Nov 13, 2001
... 
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Plastic Squirrel /Back, on the good foot, and doing the bad thing Posted Nov 13, 2001
Well, at least Eris reciting an aged Hale & Pace joke should take Freds mind off of the pain! There's a whole new world of pain in it! *puts on outfit and assists Shea, scary as hell!*
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Busterbone Posted Nov 13, 2001
*Busterbone puts on outfit and assists Shea and PS*
HELLO Nurse!!
Uncle Heavy [sic] Posted Nov 13, 2001
*UH makes siren noises to make the situation seem authentic*
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- 3421: random fat bird (Nov 12, 2001)
- 3422: random fat bird (Nov 12, 2001)
- 3423: Angelecon, angelic warrior creator of crystalic weapons of all sorts (Nov 12, 2001)
- 3424: Evil Roy: Maestro of the Thingite Orchestra, Knight Errant of the Thingite Cause, Prince of Balwyniti, Aussie Researchers A59204 (Nov 12, 2001)
- 3425: Fred the Badger (official Thingite bartender) (Nov 12, 2001)
- 3426: parrferris (Nov 12, 2001)
- 3427: Evil Roy: Maestro of the Thingite Orchestra, Knight Errant of the Thingite Cause, Prince of Balwyniti, Aussie Researchers A59204 (Nov 12, 2001)
- 3428: parrferris (Nov 12, 2001)
- 3429: Fred the Badger (official Thingite bartender) (Nov 13, 2001)
- 3430: Evil Roy: Maestro of the Thingite Orchestra, Knight Errant of the Thingite Cause, Prince of Balwyniti, Aussie Researchers A59204 (Nov 13, 2001)
- 3431: Fred the Badger (official Thingite bartender) (Nov 13, 2001)
- 3432: Evil Roy: Maestro of the Thingite Orchestra, Knight Errant of the Thingite Cause, Prince of Balwyniti, Aussie Researchers A59204 (Nov 13, 2001)
- 3433: Amy: ear-deep in novels, poetics, and historical documents. (Nov 13, 2001)
- 3434: Evil Roy: Maestro of the Thingite Orchestra, Knight Errant of the Thingite Cause, Prince of Balwyniti, Aussie Researchers A59204 (Nov 13, 2001)
- 3435: Shea the Sarcastic (Nov 13, 2001)
- 3436: Ek* this space intentionally left blank *ki (Nov 13, 2001)
- 3437: Plastic Squirrel /Back, on the good foot, and doing the bad thing (Nov 13, 2001)
- 3438: Busterbone (Nov 13, 2001)
- 3439: T J: Mr. Shea (Nov 13, 2001)
- 3440: Uncle Heavy [sic] (Nov 13, 2001)
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