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parrferris Posted Nov 14, 2001
:::Still gawping at Eris::: 
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Fred the Badger (official Thingite bartender) Posted Nov 15, 2001
Yes, indeed! 
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Evil Roy: Maestro of the Thingite Orchestra, Knight Errant of the Thingite Cause, Prince of Balwyniti, Aussie Researchers A59204 Posted Nov 15, 2001
::drinks 
::
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Plastic Squirrel /Back, on the good foot, and doing the bad thing Posted Nov 15, 2001
*wonders if Shea is suffering from some terrible eye-rolling disorder* You really should keep them in their sockets where they're meant to be you know. *drinks 
*
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random fat bird Posted Nov 15, 2001
Ola denizens of the thingite world!
Okay that's all the cheerful bit done. Just wanted you all to know that there will be no smiting for a period of twenty four hours, because I feel like it. Normal attitude will be resumed shortly.
*folds away the pvc 
outfit and puts it in a nice wooden box next to the other outfits she has for dressing up in. Finds a nice comfy pair of jeans and a big wooly jumper to hide in and slouches off to make herself some hot chocolate and to feel sorry for herself*
p.s. who's coming back might I ask? Just being residually nosey, as per the instructions on the packet when I was bought.
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Angelecon, angelic warrior creator of crystalic weapons of all sorts Posted Nov 15, 2001
i wish i knew what QA ment,
but it is hard to tell where she went.
*puts away weapons for a peroid*
at one time she's there, and one time she's not,
but i have learned she should not be sought.
she will appear eventualy,
before us all both u and me.
*notices eris removed nurse suit* 
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Plastic Squirrel /Back, on the good foot, and doing the bad thing Posted Nov 15, 2001
put it back on, please! 
Just for a bit.
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Clive the flying ostrich: Amateur Polymath | Chief Heretic. Posted Nov 15, 2001
Yes do. 
peeved
random fat bird Posted Nov 15, 2001
*sulks* won't.
Am feeling all smelly and depressed and in need of good 
but is too cold in kitchen to go make it and I am depressed and behind with work and generaly feeling like I should go jump off a cliff (the one's at Kilnsea are good, only 2" high) or something else equally as productive in the time wasting department or maybe I should go see hwat all that punctuation stuff is that people keep banging on about.
*flounces off to get her costume box and throws it at the male population of this thread and dares them to wear the outfits themselves, but demands that they leave the wench's outfit alone as it is her favourite and she would quite like to wear it for christmas thank you very much*
Sorry people, just feeling really under the weather at the minute. I will feel normal at some point, I just hope normal doesn't mind 
peeved
Ek* this space intentionally left blank *ki Posted Nov 15, 2001
I've always wanted to try on one of these ...
*talcs up and squeezes into PVC cat suit ... *
Mee-ow ... 
...
*chases tail*
peeved
Ek* this space intentionally left blank *ki Posted Nov 15, 2001
I've always wanted to try on one of these ...
*talcs up and squeezes into PVC cat suit ... *
Mee-ow ... ...
*chases tail*
peeved
Ek* this space intentionally left blank *ki Posted Nov 15, 2001
I hereby sacrifice a bugger to the great expletive in the sky ...
Eris ... feelin' any better? ... 
peeved
Plastic Squirrel /Back, on the good foot, and doing the bad thing Posted Nov 15, 2001
*rummage, rummage* Oooh! Are you sure I can't borrow this wench's outfit? Hey ho, better keep looking. Aha! A french maids outfit! *
s off to find a phonebox to change in*
peeved
Plastic Squirrel /Back, on the good foot, and doing the bad thing Posted Nov 15, 2001
*struts back in from the phonebox in a pretty damn sassy stylee. Looking great in a little black french maid's outfit. Whips out the feather duster and 
s Eris* Go on, cheer up, Would Madame care for a 
and some (Do you think this makes my bum look big?)
peeved
Evil Roy: Maestro of the Thingite Orchestra, Knight Errant of the Thingite Cause, Prince of Balwyniti, Aussie Researchers A59204 Posted Nov 15, 2001
No PS, it doesn't make your bum look big at all!
peeved
random fat bird Posted Nov 15, 2001
*shimmies into her second favourite outfit, short grey opleated skirt, white shirt, striped tie, straw boater worn over pigtails, knee high socks and shiny black shoes*
Tah-nah!
Thought I may as well join in 
although the urge to be a is still strong. Thanks for the 
and . I was feeling really really manky this morning, but have taken a pro-active step and am feeling a bit better about life. Just a little bit, but still better.
Went to see the Christmas light switch on this evening with Clive. We kinda missed it though because we didn't leave the pub in time. Heigh ho and yay to although being a girl I prefer a 
to or anyday
peeved
Evil Roy: Maestro of the Thingite Orchestra, Knight Errant of the Thingite Cause, Prince of Balwyniti, Aussie Researchers A59204 Posted Nov 15, 2001
I think I'll steer clear of the costume box and just stick with my "evil" garb.
peeved
Fred the Badger (official Thingite bartender) Posted Nov 15, 2001
*rummages in the box, finds a cute little french maid's uniform, and holds it up to himself*
Do you think I'm too furry for this?
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- 3461: parrferris (Nov 14, 2001)
- 3462: Fred the Badger (official Thingite bartender) (Nov 15, 2001)
- 3463: Evil Roy: Maestro of the Thingite Orchestra, Knight Errant of the Thingite Cause, Prince of Balwyniti, Aussie Researchers A59204 (Nov 15, 2001)
- 3464: Shea the Sarcastic (Nov 15, 2001)
- 3465: Plastic Squirrel /Back, on the good foot, and doing the bad thing (Nov 15, 2001)
- 3466: random fat bird (Nov 15, 2001)
- 3467: Angelecon, angelic warrior creator of crystalic weapons of all sorts (Nov 15, 2001)
- 3468: Plastic Squirrel /Back, on the good foot, and doing the bad thing (Nov 15, 2001)
- 3469: Clive the flying ostrich: Amateur Polymath | Chief Heretic. (Nov 15, 2001)
- 3470: random fat bird (Nov 15, 2001)
- 3471: Ek* this space intentionally left blank *ki (Nov 15, 2001)
- 3472: Ek* this space intentionally left blank *ki (Nov 15, 2001)
- 3473: Ek* this space intentionally left blank *ki (Nov 15, 2001)
- 3474: Plastic Squirrel /Back, on the good foot, and doing the bad thing (Nov 15, 2001)
- 3475: Plastic Squirrel /Back, on the good foot, and doing the bad thing (Nov 15, 2001)
- 3476: Evil Roy: Maestro of the Thingite Orchestra, Knight Errant of the Thingite Cause, Prince of Balwyniti, Aussie Researchers A59204 (Nov 15, 2001)
- 3477: random fat bird (Nov 15, 2001)
- 3478: random fat bird (Nov 15, 2001)
- 3479: Evil Roy: Maestro of the Thingite Orchestra, Knight Errant of the Thingite Cause, Prince of Balwyniti, Aussie Researchers A59204 (Nov 15, 2001)
- 3480: Fred the Badger (official Thingite bartender) (Nov 15, 2001)
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