h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

me...? no not at all occifer.

:::Rummages in the bottom of the box:::

Pantomime horse??!

I'm gone for a little over 4 months and everyone is crossdressing?!
(puts on his 1950's cop's uniform, arrests Clive, and begins to harass everyone.)
"Looks like we got us a situation here."

there was cross dressing? and i missed out?

'fraid so, but the box is still here, so you can have a go if you like. *has returned to usual outfit, big hat, shades, possibly trousered*

(Back in '50's southern cop persona)
I'm taking you in boy.

You can't arrest the Warlord just like that!

The second time I was talking to you.

BTW, all you and Clive have to do is pay a fine.

How about if I give you a special edition smite-onna-stick? Will you let PS and Clive off for rummaging through my costume box?
*does her best purleeeeeease*
Purleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease?

*Stares in shock at her striking beauty...*


*Ten hours later...*
"Um er, Shure thang, little lady."

*Picks eyes up off of the floor and replaces them.*

What a range of emotions I've just been through. Shock at being arrested, then gratitude to Eris (s Eris) for trying to get us off, and then relief at being let off. Hoorah for the legions of Thing, and Eris, age cannot wither her nor custom stale her infinite variety. I need a .

I had no idea that I had this effect on people. Shucks, if only it were true in RL

Ah well, have decided what I would like to have as my official uniform (seeing as this *is* the uniforms thread). Do you think I would be able to get away with a rather splendid black velvet long-line, long sleeved dress with my red feathered avenging-angel wings?

*ponders*

*wanders away with best wheedling smile on to go see the person in charge*

Certainly gets my vote!

~Hfmgl* Wassat?

*looks around*

Wow..I must have been out longer than I thought.

hey wait...

whoose handcuffs are these?!?

Definitely not mine, or yours! Hoorah! Have yourself an or a whichever works best for you.

Well well well Clive, and there was you saying you'd rather not go to LA's thank you very much because you had a rather nifty new pooter game to play with. Looks like you had fun after all

If you decide you need some more cuffs, I haev a pair of fluffy black ones floating around somewhere I could lend you

i know someone who had a pair of fluffy cuffs.

They're rather amusing aren't they. Really makes people stare if you leave them lying about *grin* I bought mine for a giggle, nothingmore, but I do love the look on people's faces if they see them *grin* I think at heart I have a rather naughty streak

Although I am an absolute most of the time