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Ex Libris Draconium [Taking a vacation from h2g2] Posted Nov 20, 2001
Er, I just joined the Thingites and I was told to come here and get a spork. Am I in the right line? 
~Chief Thingite Librarian and Scaled Beastie
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Clive the flying ostrich: Amateur Polymath | Chief Heretic. Posted Nov 20, 2001
ypu this is the place alright.
I'll go and get your spork for you one moment...
*rummage*
*rummage*
*rumage*
CRASH
BANG
WALLOP
*ping*
Got it!
Here y'go! 
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random fat bird Posted Nov 20, 2001
Oooooooooh, pretty spork!
I'm using my temporary spork as a bookmark
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Angelecon, angelic warrior creator of crystalic weapons of all sorts Posted Nov 20, 2001
hic
*wonders where eris' costume went to*
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Plastic Squirrel /Back, on the good foot, and doing the bad thing Posted Nov 20, 2001
I haven't got it giga! Honest! *hastily hides suspiciously PVC looking stuff behind back*
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random fat bird Posted Nov 20, 2001
Okay, in the interest of Giga's liver:
*slips back into the pvc 
outfit*
Happy now?
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Clive the flying ostrich: Amateur Polymath | Chief Heretic. Posted Nov 20, 2001
ooh...my tikky-tikker! 
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random fat bird Posted Nov 21, 2001
Now now Mr Ostrich, we might have to call a 
if you get too agitated 
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I'm Still Thinking... Lord Of Hell. Posted Nov 21, 2001
Well Giga, if you want to distroy things I have a thread where you can if you want to.
All that's needed is a robot.
You're a transformer right?
You should already meet the requirements.
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Plastic Squirrel /Back, on the good foot, and doing the bad thing Posted Nov 21, 2001
oooh! Transformers! (
robots in disguise)
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random fat bird Posted Nov 21, 2001
*potters about feeling a wee bit shakey and woozy*
I feel distinctly odd today. I fear I may well have to curl up and have a snooze. Shame
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Plastic Squirrel /Back, on the good foot, and doing the bad thing Posted Nov 22, 2001
Any better today? 
Esspresso or Death! (This time's It's War.)
Queen Almasy, Godess of Haphazardness, Guardian of Smileys of Clan Mcthing, Ruler of Hedgehogs, Needing a hug Posted Nov 22, 2001
Ice is coming back......
Esspresso or Death! (This time's It's War.)
Shea the Sarcastic Posted Nov 23, 2001
It certainly does that in the wintertime.
Esspresso or Death! (This time's It's War.)
Clive the flying ostrich: Amateur Polymath | Chief Heretic. Posted Nov 23, 2001
YAY!!
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Mookie- thingite arbiter of infinite wisdom and justice Posted Nov 24, 2001
hey do i get a spork here?
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- 3541: Ex Libris Draconium [Taking a vacation from h2g2] (Nov 20, 2001)
- 3542: Clive the flying ostrich: Amateur Polymath | Chief Heretic. (Nov 20, 2001)
- 3543: random fat bird (Nov 20, 2001)
- 3544: Angelecon, angelic warrior creator of crystalic weapons of all sorts (Nov 20, 2001)
- 3545: Plastic Squirrel /Back, on the good foot, and doing the bad thing (Nov 20, 2001)
- 3546: random fat bird (Nov 20, 2001)
- 3547: Clive the flying ostrich: Amateur Polymath | Chief Heretic. (Nov 20, 2001)
- 3548: parrferris (Nov 21, 2001)
- 3549: random fat bird (Nov 21, 2001)
- 3550: Fred the Badger (official Thingite bartender) (Nov 21, 2001)
- 3551: I'm Still Thinking... Lord Of Hell. (Nov 21, 2001)
- 3552: Plastic Squirrel /Back, on the good foot, and doing the bad thing (Nov 21, 2001)
- 3553: random fat bird (Nov 21, 2001)
- 3554: parrferris (Nov 21, 2001)
- 3555: Plastic Squirrel /Back, on the good foot, and doing the bad thing (Nov 22, 2001)
- 3556: Queen Almasy, Godess of Haphazardness, Guardian of Smileys of Clan Mcthing, Ruler of Hedgehogs, Needing a hug (Nov 22, 2001)
- 3557: Shea the Sarcastic (Nov 23, 2001)
- 3558: Clive the flying ostrich: Amateur Polymath | Chief Heretic. (Nov 23, 2001)
- 3559: Mookie- thingite arbiter of infinite wisdom and justice (Nov 24, 2001)
- 3560: Shea the Sarcastic (Nov 24, 2001)
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