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Shea the Sarcastic Posted Nov 13, 2001
::: looks down :::
Nice gams, Busterbone!
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Angelecon, angelic warrior creator of crystalic weapons of all sorts Posted Nov 13, 2001
*shyly hides flame thrower behind back*
hehe, i guess i was a bit too hasty Fred,
but at least u are not dead. 
*pulls it back out and offers it to Fred*
u can uase it if u wish,
it is good for frying fish. 
bad rhyme there,
it came from i don't know where.
*takes out scythe and silits it into nunchuck like weapon only with scythes*
those damn lackeys i don't know where,
but when i find them it's time to RIP and TEAR!
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Plastic Squirrel /Back, on the good foot, and doing the bad thing Posted Nov 13, 2001
*gets all excited in his 
uniform and starts doing erotic dances*
HELLO Nurse!!
Angelecon, angelic warrior creator of crystalic weapons of all sorts Posted Nov 13, 2001
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Fred the Badger (official Thingite bartender) Posted Nov 13, 2001
Thank you for the flame thrower, Giga Strike. How very kind of you!
*takes flame thrower, aims at Giga Strike's nether regions, and fires*
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Evil Roy: Maestro of the Thingite Orchestra, Knight Errant of the Thingite Cause, Prince of Balwyniti, Aussie Researchers A59204 Posted Nov 13, 2001
This could be very nasty.
*stands by with a fire extinguisher*
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random fat bird Posted Nov 13, 2001
Okay if everyone promises not to tell my other half......
*slips into a nice little pvc outfit*
meeeeeaoooooooooooooow!
Right, I'm okay now
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Evil Roy: Maestro of the Thingite Orchestra, Knight Errant of the Thingite Cause, Prince of Balwyniti, Aussie Researchers A59204 Posted Nov 13, 2001
::puts down the fire extinguisher so he can pick up his jaw::
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Fred the Badger (official Thingite bartender) Posted Nov 14, 2001
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Fred the Badger (official Thingite bartender) Posted Nov 14, 2001
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ex-Rambling. Thingite. Dog. Pythonist. Deceased. Posted Nov 14, 2001
*Picks up flamethrower, uses it to cook backlog
.
After a nice meal, yells "Chaaarrrge!" and 
off to slay lackeys,
leaving behind the flamethrower for someone else to use.*
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Evil Roy: Maestro of the Thingite Orchestra, Knight Errant of the Thingite Cause, Prince of Balwyniti, Aussie Researchers A59204 Posted Nov 14, 2001
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T J: Mr. Shea Posted Nov 14, 2001
::decides that things are getting just a little too 
for him to fathom and trying to make a relevant post is not possible at this time::
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Plastic Squirrel /Back, on the good foot, and doing the bad thing Posted Nov 14, 2001
*counts all the money stuck in his underwear from the erotic dancing, and strolls off to have a shower and forget the terrible things he's done (though it may have to be cold now I've seen Eris in that PVC uniform)*
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Angelecon, angelic warrior creator of crystalic weapons of all sorts Posted Nov 14, 2001
*runs around with fmaling toush*
yipe yipe holy crap,
i feel like my computers burnt bitmap!
*spots eris*
*ralizes but is still on fire*
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
that hurts and how!
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Queen Almasy, Godess of Haphazardness, Guardian of Smileys of Clan Mcthing, Ruler of Hedgehogs, Needing a hug Posted Nov 14, 2001
HE'S COMING BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 
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Ek* this space intentionally left blank *ki Posted Nov 14, 2001
He is?
Who is he?
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Plastic Squirrel /Back, on the good foot, and doing the bad thing Posted Nov 14, 2001
Possibly someone who's been away?
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Evil Roy: Maestro of the Thingite Orchestra, Knight Errant of the Thingite Cause, Prince of Balwyniti, Aussie Researchers A59204 Posted Nov 14, 2001
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- 3441: Shea the Sarcastic (Nov 13, 2001)
- 3442: Angelecon, angelic warrior creator of crystalic weapons of all sorts (Nov 13, 2001)
- 3443: Plastic Squirrel /Back, on the good foot, and doing the bad thing (Nov 13, 2001)
- 3444: Amy: ear-deep in novels, poetics, and historical documents. (Nov 13, 2001)
- 3445: Angelecon, angelic warrior creator of crystalic weapons of all sorts (Nov 13, 2001)
- 3446: Fred the Badger (official Thingite bartender) (Nov 13, 2001)
- 3447: Evil Roy: Maestro of the Thingite Orchestra, Knight Errant of the Thingite Cause, Prince of Balwyniti, Aussie Researchers A59204 (Nov 13, 2001)
- 3448: random fat bird (Nov 13, 2001)
- 3449: Evil Roy: Maestro of the Thingite Orchestra, Knight Errant of the Thingite Cause, Prince of Balwyniti, Aussie Researchers A59204 (Nov 13, 2001)
- 3450: Fred the Badger (official Thingite bartender) (Nov 14, 2001)
- 3451: Fred the Badger (official Thingite bartender) (Nov 14, 2001)
- 3452: ex-Rambling. Thingite. Dog. Pythonist. Deceased. (Nov 14, 2001)
- 3453: Evil Roy: Maestro of the Thingite Orchestra, Knight Errant of the Thingite Cause, Prince of Balwyniti, Aussie Researchers A59204 (Nov 14, 2001)
- 3454: T J: Mr. Shea (Nov 14, 2001)
- 3455: Plastic Squirrel /Back, on the good foot, and doing the bad thing (Nov 14, 2001)
- 3456: Angelecon, angelic warrior creator of crystalic weapons of all sorts (Nov 14, 2001)
- 3457: Queen Almasy, Godess of Haphazardness, Guardian of Smileys of Clan Mcthing, Ruler of Hedgehogs, Needing a hug (Nov 14, 2001)
- 3458: Ek* this space intentionally left blank *ki (Nov 14, 2001)
- 3459: Plastic Squirrel /Back, on the good foot, and doing the bad thing (Nov 14, 2001)
- 3460: Evil Roy: Maestro of the Thingite Orchestra, Knight Errant of the Thingite Cause, Prince of Balwyniti, Aussie Researchers A59204 (Nov 14, 2001)
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