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Plastic Squirrel /Back, on the good foot, and doing the bad thing Posted Oct 31, 2001
Well, I've tried it. Only almighty Bob can save me now. I think I'll just lie low here for a bit.
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Fred the Badger (official Thingite bartender) Posted Oct 31, 2001
Care for an 
while you're waiting?
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Angelecon, angelic warrior creator of crystalic weapons of all sorts Posted Nov 1, 2001
i guess i went a bit off,
but i have an idea *cough*.
*pulls out remote control*
hehehe, what to do,
should i set them off on you?
naw i ain't gonna and to show,
*throws remote* here ya go.
*sits down to meditate* 
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Shea the Sarcastic Posted Nov 1, 2001
Well, the things you miss when you're otherwise occupied ...
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Plastic Squirrel /Back, on the good foot, and doing the bad thing Posted Nov 1, 2001
Cheers for the Fred! Much needed, think I'll have to go back and stop hiding now though! "Once more unto the breach dear friends!"
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T J: Mr. Shea Posted Nov 1, 2001
Maybe you should try a disguise PS? This is the *Uniforms* thread after all. Maybe you could dress up as a large, hideous, vicious, 
and scare your opponent away. 
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Plastic Squirrel /Back, on the good foot, and doing the bad thing Posted Nov 1, 2001
Not a bad idea, I might just do that. If only he wasn't a piece of furniture! *grabs a spiderman costume from the wardrobe and scarpers off again 
*
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Saint Patrick Patron Saint of Depression: Here to haunt your dreams and stalk your waking hours Posted Nov 1, 2001
Hallo all much been happening while I've been gone?
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Clive the flying ostrich: Amateur Polymath | Chief Heretic. Posted Nov 1, 2001
Yes. Mud wrestling contest between Plastic Squirell and Greydesk in no,no,no. Where you here for The great 10,000 marathon? 
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Saint Patrick Patron Saint of Depression: Here to haunt your dreams and stalk your waking hours Posted Nov 1, 2001
Nope fraid not
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Clive the flying ostrich: Amateur Polymath | Chief Heretic. Posted Nov 1, 2001
then my boy are you preapred for the backlog? - Good to see your feeling happier now, keep it up.
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Saint Patrick Patron Saint of Depression: Here to haunt your dreams and stalk your waking hours Posted Nov 1, 2001
Will try.
I hate the backlog for this page
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Plastic Squirrel /Back, on the good foot, and doing the bad thing Posted Nov 1, 2001
*ing back in, trying to come up with another good idea, to finish off Greydesk for good* Hmmm.... lets see now, Sporks, done that, Bombs, done that, Smiting, done that, Rusting, done that, Guns, done that, Ah! A screwdriver, the very thing!
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Busterbone Posted Nov 1, 2001
*A large spaceship appears from out of the night sky. Busterbone is ejected from a small hatch that opens in the spaceships side. He lands heavily on the ground while the spaceship disappears into the darkness*
Ow. Hey, come back you wimps.
*removes something from buttocks*
You call that an anal probe??!! Get back here and do me properly!!!!
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random fat bird Posted Nov 1, 2001
after Plastic Squirrel with a whole heap of what looks like paper and books. *shouts* Plastic! Plastic! I have the answer for you. Take these books and papers, and entire semesters worth of uni work and spread it over the surface of greydesk. It's enough to depress any piece of furniture, but even more so a desk. He won't be able to move for all the weight of it! Then you will be able to defeat him at your leisure 
Not that I would ever suggest such a thing 
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Clive the flying ostrich: Amateur Polymath | Chief Heretic. Posted Nov 1, 2001
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random fat bird Posted Nov 1, 2001
Right Ostrich! You are so gonna get a verbal bashing when I next see you! I'm the one who does innuendo *chunter* and I do not mean a song by Queen from the the early eighties either! I'm gonna get Tabitca and Anna myself and you in a room and see who wins Mwahahahahahahahahahahaha
to spork or not to spork, that is the question!
random fat bird Posted Nov 1, 2001
with a fit of girlie laughter eris potters off on her cloud to see what delights that bathroom has in store for her; and declines to join in the conversation on any further on the plans she has to make Clive wish that girls had never been invented
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- 3321: random fat bird (Oct 31, 2001)
- 3322: Plastic Squirrel /Back, on the good foot, and doing the bad thing (Oct 31, 2001)
- 3323: Fred the Badger (official Thingite bartender) (Oct 31, 2001)
- 3324: Angelecon, angelic warrior creator of crystalic weapons of all sorts (Nov 1, 2001)
- 3325: Shea the Sarcastic (Nov 1, 2001)
- 3326: Plastic Squirrel /Back, on the good foot, and doing the bad thing (Nov 1, 2001)
- 3327: T J: Mr. Shea (Nov 1, 2001)
- 3328: Plastic Squirrel /Back, on the good foot, and doing the bad thing (Nov 1, 2001)
- 3329: Saint Patrick Patron Saint of Depression: Here to haunt your dreams and stalk your waking hours (Nov 1, 2001)
- 3330: Clive the flying ostrich: Amateur Polymath | Chief Heretic. (Nov 1, 2001)
- 3331: Saint Patrick Patron Saint of Depression: Here to haunt your dreams and stalk your waking hours (Nov 1, 2001)
- 3332: Clive the flying ostrich: Amateur Polymath | Chief Heretic. (Nov 1, 2001)
- 3333: Saint Patrick Patron Saint of Depression: Here to haunt your dreams and stalk your waking hours (Nov 1, 2001)
- 3334: Plastic Squirrel /Back, on the good foot, and doing the bad thing (Nov 1, 2001)
- 3335: Busterbone (Nov 1, 2001)
- 3336: random fat bird (Nov 1, 2001)
- 3337: Clive the flying ostrich: Amateur Polymath | Chief Heretic. (Nov 1, 2001)
- 3338: random fat bird (Nov 1, 2001)
- 3339: Uncle Heavy [sic] (Nov 1, 2001)
- 3340: random fat bird (Nov 1, 2001)
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