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The Good, the bad, and the Sporky.
random fat bird Posted Oct 28, 2001
I agree!
*surrepticiously hides her collection of alcohol behind the fruit juice*
*whistles nonchalently*
*wnders if her spelling can get any worse*
Airspork
Evil Roy: Maestro of the Thingite Orchestra, Knight Errant of the Thingite Cause, Prince of Balwyniti, Aussie Researchers A59204 Posted Oct 28, 2001
"The white spork is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only, there is no stopping in the red spork."
Dirty Harry
Ek* this space intentionally left blank *ki Posted Oct 29, 2001
I know what you're thinking. Did he fire six shots or only five? Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I've kinda lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Spork, the most powerful Spork in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya punk?
Dirty Harry
ex-Rambling. Thingite. Dog. Pythonist. Deceased. Posted Oct 29, 2001
Once apon a Midnight dreary,
While I pondered, weak and weary,
Pondered o're some ancient volumn of forgotten spork...
(or, something like that...)
Sporked the raven..."nevermore."
Star Spork
Clive the flying ostrich: Amateur Polymath | Chief Heretic. Posted Oct 29, 2001
It's the Klingons, captain.
Star Spork
Plastic Squirrel /Back, on the good foot, and doing the bad thing Posted Oct 29, 2001
"Beam me up Sporky."
"Nae Mr Spork, she cannae take the sporking, I cannae change the laws of Spork!"
Lock, Spork ...
Ek* this space intentionally left blank *ki Posted Oct 29, 2001
If you're lying to me, I'll spork ya. If I think you're lying to me, I'll spork ya. If you leave anything out, I'll spork ya. As a matter of fact you're gonna have to work very hard to stay alive. Do you understand? Good, cause if you don't, I'll spork ya.
Spork Fiction.
Clive the flying ostrich: Amateur Polymath | Chief Heretic. Posted Oct 29, 2001
Ever hear on Antoine Rockamorra?
Who?
Tony Rocky Horror - you know him. - big fat guy.
M-mm.
Marselus threw his ass out the window - on account of what he did to marselus's wife.
oh?
He gave her a spork.
What happened to him?
Fell five stories, Marselus's green house broke his fall.
That aint right.
Well, you play with fire - you get burned.
Meanin' what?
Marselus's wife, man.
It as a spork!
Yeah but there sporks and there sporks and I'm not sayin that you can't give a spork to a lady but -
Your never given a spork to a lady?
Excuse me - I'm the spork sporkin' master!
Would you give a guy a spork?
Jackie Spork.
Plastic Squirrel /Back, on the good foot, and doing the bad thing Posted Oct 29, 2001
AK-Fortysporken, when you absolutely, positively gots to spork every last mother sporker in the room. Accept no substitute.
Paint your Spork
Evil Roy: Maestro of the Thingite Orchestra, Knight Errant of the Thingite Cause, Prince of Balwyniti, Aussie Researchers A59204 Posted Oct 30, 2001
I was born under a wanderin' spork
Pulp Spork II
Ek* this space intentionally left blank *ki Posted Oct 30, 2001
Whose Motorcycle is this?
It's a Spork, baby.
Whose Spork is this?
It's Zeds.
Who's Zed?
Zed's dead, baby. Zed's dead.
The Spork Pistols.
Plastic Squirrel /Back, on the good foot, and doing the bad thing Posted Oct 30, 2001
Spork this, and spork that, Spork it all and Spork the Sporking Brat!
Timex
Angelecon, angelic warrior creator of crystalic weapons of all sorts Posted Oct 30, 2001
ex- Rambling, a bomb you wish,
i will for an extra one fish.
*digs through bag, pulls out a mega sized bomb*
man how did that get in there,
where it came fron i don't know where.
*gives an evil grin*
tempting i think, but then again no,
for the size of explosion, i do not know.
*puts bomb back and pulls out 
*
oops!
*puts back*
here it is, here you go,
and for all the trouble no payments i'll show. 
Timex
random fat bird Posted Oct 30, 2001
Oh well, I suppose I ought to do this one for my other half *mutters about obsessives*
'the spork of rassilon'
Timex
Plastic Squirrel /Back, on the good foot, and doing the bad thing Posted Oct 30, 2001
Would that be in the Death Zone on Gallifrey? *wonders what's wrong with obsessives?*
Timex
Clive the flying ostrich: Amateur Polymath | Chief Heretic. Posted Oct 30, 2001
Eris - what was that earlier about like moths around a flame? 
oooo-weee-oooodully-dum-dullally-dum-dullally-dum DERRR dullally-dum-dullally-dum-dullally-dum dullally dooooo-weeee-ooooo dum dum der-der-dullally-dum-dullally-dum-dullally-dum 
doctor spork?
random fat bird Posted Oct 30, 2001
Plastic.... My esteemed other half asserts that the Spork of Rassilon doesn't reside in the Death Zone, but alongside the Spork of Omega.
RIGHT! I refuse to participate in a g'ding g'ding conversation any more!
*mutters in a self-righteous maner*
*stalks off to smite a strawberry yoghurt*
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The Good, the bad, and the Sporky.
- 3281: random fat bird (Oct 28, 2001)
- 3282: Evil Roy: Maestro of the Thingite Orchestra, Knight Errant of the Thingite Cause, Prince of Balwyniti, Aussie Researchers A59204 (Oct 28, 2001)
- 3283: Ek* this space intentionally left blank *ki (Oct 29, 2001)
- 3284: ex-Rambling. Thingite. Dog. Pythonist. Deceased. (Oct 29, 2001)
- 3285: Uncle Heavy [sic] (Oct 29, 2001)
- 3286: Clive the flying ostrich: Amateur Polymath | Chief Heretic. (Oct 29, 2001)
- 3287: Plastic Squirrel /Back, on the good foot, and doing the bad thing (Oct 29, 2001)
- 3288: Ek* this space intentionally left blank *ki (Oct 29, 2001)
- 3289: Clive the flying ostrich: Amateur Polymath | Chief Heretic. (Oct 29, 2001)
- 3290: Plastic Squirrel /Back, on the good foot, and doing the bad thing (Oct 29, 2001)
- 3291: Evil Roy: Maestro of the Thingite Orchestra, Knight Errant of the Thingite Cause, Prince of Balwyniti, Aussie Researchers A59204 (Oct 30, 2001)
- 3292: random fat bird (Oct 30, 2001)
- 3293: Ek* this space intentionally left blank *ki (Oct 30, 2001)
- 3294: Plastic Squirrel /Back, on the good foot, and doing the bad thing (Oct 30, 2001)
- 3295: T J: Mr. Shea (Oct 30, 2001)
- 3296: Angelecon, angelic warrior creator of crystalic weapons of all sorts (Oct 30, 2001)
- 3297: random fat bird (Oct 30, 2001)
- 3298: Plastic Squirrel /Back, on the good foot, and doing the bad thing (Oct 30, 2001)
- 3299: Clive the flying ostrich: Amateur Polymath | Chief Heretic. (Oct 30, 2001)
- 3300: random fat bird (Oct 30, 2001)
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