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Clive the flying ostrich: Amateur Polymath | Chief Heretic. Posted Oct 31, 2001
"In the early days God was vengeful and hot-tempered."
Honestly these dietys eh? 
Clive 
Ommmmmmh
doctor spork?
random fat bird Posted Oct 31, 2001
*eris breezes through the forum with one aim in her mind*
Clive, I hereby nominate you to be an honourary.........
Tune in tomorrow for the next instalment folks!
May the spork be with you
Fred the Badger (official Thingite bartender) Posted Oct 31, 2001
Thank you, Busterbone, thank you!
*clutches badger sized spork in his eager paws*
May the spork be with you
Ek* this space intentionally left blank *ki Posted Oct 31, 2001
*K'BLAM*
... 
... 
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Clive the flying ostrich: Amateur Polymath | Chief Heretic. Posted Oct 31, 2001
oooh. I'm an honourary!
May the spork be with you
random fat bird Posted Oct 31, 2001
If you're not nice to me Clive I will reveal exactly what it is you are an honourary member of
Right, I need 
and 
and not necessarily in that order!
By the way, has anyone seen Cloud 
? The dirty little stop-out hasn't been around for a week or so *ponders*
May the spork be with you
ex-Rambling. Thingite. Dog. Pythonist. Deceased. Posted Oct 31, 2001
yes, but an 'onery what? (better find out before you
Dr Spork
Plastic Squirrel /Back, on the good foot, and doing the bad thing Posted Oct 31, 2001
Them there Ostriches can be mighty 'ornery, so I've heard. And I was thinking of the other Spork of Rassilon, which IS in the death Zone. It really depends on what word Spork was replacing! 
When you're in love with a beautiful Curry, You watch your spork (watch your spork, better watch your spork, better watch your spork)
May the spork be with you
random fat bird Posted Oct 31, 2001
Ah! Now you see, 'twas I who made Clive the honourary anyway so I have the knowledge 
I just choose not to share unless I have permission off Clive because I'm feeling nice like that today 
May the spork be with you
Clive the flying ostrich: Amateur Polymath | Chief Heretic. Posted Oct 31, 2001
I'm scared now. not honourary pratice dummy for the assasins guild?
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random fat bird Posted Oct 31, 2001
tempting... very very tempting Can you do any better? I might be nice
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Clive the flying ostrich: Amateur Polymath | Chief Heretic. Posted Oct 31, 2001
- currys and 
vids 
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random fat bird Posted Oct 31, 2001
Hmmmmm, *ponders*.
I am feeling nice, I will not disclose your original honourary status, but will instaed make you an honourary curry monster
I have decided that to be much more of a would mean having to eschew my ic nature, and we couldn't have that could we? *polishes her halo*
*mental gears start grinding* Oh no!!! The thinking process!!! It's too much, I just can't cope with having to decide if I want coffee or tea. I might have to go for a lie down.
*meanders away into the kitchen to do battle with the evils of coffee and tea and the crises of conscience which they both induce*
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Angelecon, angelic warrior creator of crystalic weapons of all sorts Posted Oct 31, 2001
if you ask me goddess,
tea i say has more finess.
HEY! where did my bomb bag go,
if it fall in wrong hands i do not know!
a lot of damage it can cause,
man oh man i need a pause.
May the spork be with you
random fat bird Posted Oct 31, 2001
Giga darling lord of rhyme
Your bag of bombs is now all mine
Away I shall put it just for now
Now I must go my sweety, Ciao!
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Plastic Squirrel /Back, on the good foot, and doing the bad thing Posted Oct 31, 2001
*s in from the no no no thread, puffing and panting* "I couldn't just nick those bombs for a bit could I? It's just I'm in a spot of bother back there, and they could come in very handy.
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random fat bird Posted Oct 31, 2001
*hands plastic squirel a couple of bombs* I can't let you have themall, becasue giga might get them back off you I could offer you a smite if you like? Another smite-onna-stick would be very easy to dispense.
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Plastic Squirrel /Back, on the good foot, and doing the bad thing Posted Oct 31, 2001
That's very kind of you, I shall happily take another smite-onna-stick, or else, GreyDesk is gonna do for me in the mudwrestling thing ! Only I better get back soon, or they'll start getting sarcastic again.
May the spork be with you
random fat bird Posted Oct 31, 2001
*hands plastic squirrel a pan-conversational special edition smite-onna-stick*
May the spork be with you
Plastic Squirrel /Back, on the good foot, and doing the bad thing Posted Oct 31, 2001
Ta very much Eris, wish me luck!
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- 3301: Clive the flying ostrich: Amateur Polymath | Chief Heretic. (Oct 31, 2001)
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