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May the Phantom spork be with you
Angelecon, angelic warrior creator of crystalic weapons of all sorts Posted Oct 24, 2001
*pulls out neon sign*
any one want to buy,
a bomb to blow one to the sky.
it makes great travel if you want to see mars,
or if you want to gaze closely at the stars.
*drops spork*
oops damn the handel is bent,
anyone know where the repairmen went? 
May the Phantom spork be with you
random fat bird Posted Oct 24, 2001
*taps giga strike on the nose and informs him that being all a bit violent is the domain of a ranty eris*
May the Phantom spork be with you
T J: Mr. Shea Posted Oct 25, 2001
"You're afraid I'm going to leave without giving you your goodbye spork!"
Monty Python and the Holy Spork
Ek* this space intentionally left blank *ki Posted Oct 25, 2001
"Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing sporks is no basis for government."
Monty Python and the Holy Spork
Pablo Ferral 'Thingite Distributor Of Bar Snacks' Posted Oct 25, 2001
"One day son, all this will be yours..."
"What? the Sporks?!"
Monty Python and the Holy Spork
Angelecon, angelic warrior creator of crystalic weapons of all sorts Posted Oct 25, 2001
well violence goddes for ranty thee,
but it is now used more by me.
*mini nuke falls from pocket*
DANG IT HIT THE DECK!
I DROPPED A BOMB, HOLY HECK!
*sent flying and lands on top of something soft*
uh oh is that good,
land here i don't know if i have should.
The Life of Rupert
Ek* this space intentionally left blank *ki Posted Oct 25, 2001
"Spawk him centurion."
"And throw him to the ground sir?"
"Eh?"
"Spork him and throw him to the ground, sir?"
"Oh yes, centurion, Spawk him and thwow him to the gwound"
The Life of Rupert
Angelecon, angelic warrior creator of crystalic weapons of all sorts Posted Oct 25, 2001
i hope that you don't mean me?
i don't this time i hit thee?
oh and anyone want a bomb to blow?
cuz what to do wit dem i don't know.
The Life of Rupert
Plastic Squirrel /Back, on the good foot, and doing the bad thing Posted Oct 25, 2001
Hey, giga? What's with all the bombs? We've got an Eris to smite stuff, no need for all that heavy duty stuff.
"What did he say? Blessed are the sporks?"
"Shut up bignose!"
The Life of Rupert
Pablo Ferral 'Thingite Distributor Of Bar Snacks' Posted Oct 26, 2001
"We serched the place Centurion, all we found was this Spork"
"Silly man"
(Made for it that line surely!)
Gigastrike, don't play with bombs in the armoury - take them outside where they won't set of the holy sporkgrenade!
The Good, the bad, and the Sporky.
Plastic Squirrel /Back, on the good foot, and doing the bad thing Posted Oct 26, 2001
"There are people born to dig, and people born to hold Sporks, now dig!"
The Good, the bad, and the Sporky.
Amy: ear-deep in novels, poetics, and historical documents. Posted Oct 26, 2001
*neglects to read the backlog*
The Good, the bad, and the Sporky.
ex-Rambling. Thingite. Dog. Pythonist. Deceased. Posted Oct 27, 2001
I'll take a few bombs, GigaStrike. You never know when a bomb will come in handy.
Let's take them outside, though, away from the Holy Spork of Antioch.
The Good, the bad, and the Sporky.
random fat bird Posted Oct 27, 2001
*eris hurtles past in a chasing a chinese takeaway stylee*
The Good, the bad, and the Sporky.
Amy: ear-deep in novels, poetics, and historical documents. Posted Oct 27, 2001
The Good, the bad, and the Sporky.
Clive the flying ostrich: Amateur Polymath | Chief Heretic. Posted Oct 27, 2001
yes. those takeaway will give you the runs if you aint careful! 
The Good, the bad, and the Sporky.
random fat bird Posted Oct 27, 2001
*blows a rather good rasperry at Clive*
I shall ban ostriches if you're not careful! *grin*
*potters off and wonders if she should smite all the 
and 
in Hull so Clive can't enjoy being a student*
*evil grin*
The Good, the bad, and the Sporky.
Amy: ear-deep in novels, poetics, and historical documents. Posted Oct 27, 2001
The Good, the bad, and the Sporky.
Plastic Squirrel /Back, on the good foot, and doing the bad thing Posted Oct 28, 2001
You can't take away Clive's toys! Mind you, he is there to learn, and all those distractions can't be good for him.....
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- 3261: Angelecon, angelic warrior creator of crystalic weapons of all sorts (Oct 24, 2001)
- 3262: random fat bird (Oct 24, 2001)
- 3263: T J: Mr. Shea (Oct 25, 2001)
- 3264: Ek* this space intentionally left blank *ki (Oct 25, 2001)
- 3265: Pablo Ferral 'Thingite Distributor Of Bar Snacks' (Oct 25, 2001)
- 3266: Angelecon, angelic warrior creator of crystalic weapons of all sorts (Oct 25, 2001)
- 3267: Ek* this space intentionally left blank *ki (Oct 25, 2001)
- 3268: Angelecon, angelic warrior creator of crystalic weapons of all sorts (Oct 25, 2001)
- 3269: Plastic Squirrel /Back, on the good foot, and doing the bad thing (Oct 25, 2001)
- 3270: Ek* this space intentionally left blank *ki (Oct 26, 2001)
- 3271: Pablo Ferral 'Thingite Distributor Of Bar Snacks' (Oct 26, 2001)
- 3272: Plastic Squirrel /Back, on the good foot, and doing the bad thing (Oct 26, 2001)
- 3273: Amy: ear-deep in novels, poetics, and historical documents. (Oct 26, 2001)
- 3274: ex-Rambling. Thingite. Dog. Pythonist. Deceased. (Oct 27, 2001)
- 3275: random fat bird (Oct 27, 2001)
- 3276: Amy: ear-deep in novels, poetics, and historical documents. (Oct 27, 2001)
- 3277: Clive the flying ostrich: Amateur Polymath | Chief Heretic. (Oct 27, 2001)
- 3278: random fat bird (Oct 27, 2001)
- 3279: Amy: ear-deep in novels, poetics, and historical documents. (Oct 27, 2001)
- 3280: Plastic Squirrel /Back, on the good foot, and doing the bad thing (Oct 28, 2001)
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