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Clive the flying ostrich: Amateur Polymath | Chief Heretic. Posted May 27, 2003
Because that would be fair, enlightened and communist. 
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted May 27, 2003
I seem to be stranded in this post because the
backlog won't load, Clive. I have no idea what
you're referring to that's "fair, enlightened
and communist"
Communism is out of favor as a form of government now.
I expect that it will be reinvented within the next
50 years. The other forms of government have their
share of problems, so *someone* is bound to conclude
that communism needs another chance.....
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Sergeant Mushroom Posted May 28, 2003
I think communism would be the perfect form of government. Pity it wouldn't work
*the leftie goes to hide in the corner*
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Emily 'Twa Bui' Ultramarine Posted May 28, 2003
*fellow leftie comes over and builds shelter out of yesterday's 'Guardian'*
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Uncle Heavy [sic] Posted May 28, 2003
since when did this become a forum to discuss politics?
and i assume that it is unsold coppies of the grauniad your building your shelter out of? 
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted May 28, 2003
Glad you could drop by, Uncle Heavy. 
I enjoyed your conversation with Amy Pawloski. 
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Clive the flying ostrich: Amateur Polymath | Chief Heretic. Posted May 28, 2003
I was just being 
but to enlighten Peet:
Clelba: "Such a shame everything has to be dictated by money.
Why can't we just have places anyone can go and learn?"
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted May 28, 2003
There's always the School of Hard Knocks.
It's free, but many people don't enjoy it.
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Emily 'Twa Bui' Ultramarine Posted May 28, 2003
No, *actually*, Mr. Heavy... I bought yesterday's. And today's. So there!
*Huddles next to sarge under outstretched copy of G2*
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Clive the flying ostrich: Amateur Polymath | Chief Heretic. Posted May 28, 2003
did I say Peet? I mean Paul, obviously. 
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted May 28, 2003
Taking from Peet to pay Paul, eh?
I often get Amy Pawloski and Michele
mixed up, for some reason. I also get
Lord Preston and Yossarian Prefect
mixed up, though it's not so bad lately
as I haven't heard from either of them
in a long time.
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Emily 'Twa Bui' Ultramarine Posted May 28, 2003
Haha! Drop down in jealousy... I have Uncle Heavy in my room at this very moment...
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Lady Scott Posted May 28, 2003
And her eyes seem to have disappeared....
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Crazy Man Posted May 29, 2003
Well...
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Michele - Doily Mogul: Don't leave me! If you go there'll be no braincells in the room at all! Posted May 29, 2003
I hate when that happens... you're just walking along, minding your own business... and poof!!! Your eyes disappear!
I often get Paul and the Pink Fluffy Bunny confused. I'm not sure why. I mean, I'm sure they're both confused, but I don't know why I confuse one for another...
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Clelba Posted May 29, 2003
in your room???
i don't get a lot of people confused, probably beause i don't talk to that many people
^. .^
= ' =
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted May 29, 2003
In my room?
Well, yes, that's where Fluffy Pink
Rabbit is right now, snoozing on the
desk in my bedroom. However, he isn't
nearly as bright and stimulating as
Uncle Heavy. But he *is* irreverent
(the 
, that is. And also UH)
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Emily 'Twa Bui' Ultramarine Posted May 29, 2003
Indeed... and now I am paying the price by having to tank myself up on coffee in order to get my essay done...
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Clelba Posted May 30, 2003
that's what you get for going to a uni that makes you work
^. .^
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