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Lady Scott Posted Jun 16, 2003
I got the top of the page! 
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Johanna the Psychotic Bananna - - I'm back!!! I missed you, H2G2 Posted Jun 17, 2003
cool. the mmost any posts on my page is 3 pages.
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Hopelessly Paranoid Posted Jun 17, 2003
Hey everyone (including you, threadowner, don't think sticking Dr. in front of your exceedingly strange moniker makes you any more important than anyone)
What with the thread/club's birthday on Saturday, n'stuff, not forgetting the fact that various events have caused UH to become a minor celebrity on H2G2 (he's got his own section on the party page! I want one of those, I've mopped up his SICK!), I think it would be great if everyone could rub brain cells and try and come up with some memorable (read embarrassing) classic UH moments. Then when we're done shaming him we can give him a red book with everything we've written in it to soften the blow.
So, whaddaya think? If someone has suggested this already I do apologise.
[HP}=~~
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Uncle Heavy [sic] Posted Jun 17, 2003
you mopped up my sick? oh my god! im SOOO sorry! i thought id got it all in the bowl!
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Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted Jun 18, 2003
Yuck. 
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Hopelessly Paranoid Posted Jun 19, 2003
You don't know the half of it. He then proceeded to call my area smelly and run down! He didn't use those exact words but that was the gist of it. It was in the process of development at the time, now its better, but still.
Country folk... I'll never understand them really.... :P
[HP}=~~
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Sergeant Mushroom Posted Jun 19, 2003
Yeah... he's great when he's drunk...
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Emily 'Twa Bui' Ultramarine Posted Jun 19, 2003
Indeed... most amusing. 
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Uncle Heavy [sic] Posted Jun 19, 2003
i fear i may get drunk today...oh dear...how did the exam go?
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Crazy Man Posted Jun 19, 2003
*offers Unc * 
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Emily 'Twa Bui' Ultramarine Posted Jun 19, 2003
Not too bad, not brilliantly. One of my essays wasn't as good as the other, but George Orwell came up for commentary, so I was able to insert loads of emphemera. Ho hum. I felt okay about it at the time; with distance, less so. Some things never change.
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Crazy Man Posted Jun 19, 2003
Actually, vodka doesn't give you much effect 
(well, it doesn't give *me* much effect 
)
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Uncle Heavy [sic] Posted Jun 19, 2003
ephemera, do you mean?
vodka? 
filthy stuff
and if it doenst make you drunk you arent drinking enough of it
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Crazy Man Posted Jun 19, 2003
I think it was 3/4 of a whiskey glass after a margarita...
Sooner or later, Uncle Heavy always brings the subject back to getting drunk ;-)
paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Jun 19, 2003
In vino veritas
(In wine, the truth )
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Jun 19, 2003
Hearts full of youth
Hearts full of truth
Six parts gin to one part vermouth...
(from "Bright College days," by Tom Lehrer)
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Emily 'Twa Bui' Ultramarine Posted Jun 19, 2003
Bloody alcohol. Why does this entire university run on drink? Apparently there are strawberries and champagne to celebrate the end of Mods. Since I don't like one and am allergic to the other, what's in it for me? 
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Clelba Posted Jun 21, 2003
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^. .^
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Guru
CommunityArtist
Sooner or later, Uncle Heavy always brings the subject back to getting drunk ;-)
paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Jun 21, 2003
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I don't know. I visited Oxford in June of 1970.
I didn't notice any great aqueducts delivering 
to every building. I was
a nmember of a touring college choral group, and
we were being shown around by a group of Oxford
students. Naturally, there was plenty of alcohol
flowing in the tavern where we all ate.
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Sergeant Mushroom Posted Jun 22, 2003
I'm on tea tonight. And I don't like champagne either. Don't like anything stronger than Archers
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