h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Do French soldiers dance the CannonCannon?

Ownlee in Canne on le boulevard.

I guess we aren't in Cannonsas anymore, Toto.

You'd need a very big egg if you wanted to dunk French bread soldiers in it!

I think they dance the Caen Caen but they might trip the light fin d'Anjou?

French bread soldiers?
Les soldats de pain francais?

For starters, only in the afternoon
(L'apres-midi de pain, un faune)

An afternoon of pain doesn't sound like much fun to me!

it's paining in my heart

Arti choked to death ewe no, he swallowed 1000 onions, his body is preserved, it's pickled

That's nothing to turnip your nose at.

you just carrot to say that, didn't you

one day, someone will beetroot hat your own game, swede better bee off now

A little bird told me that that's a game toucan play.

touché

but don't crow about and it's Starling to rain outside

If you want to post some brilliant puns, I won't be robin you of your glory.

It goose two show wat tit elation will do. Sum peeple will swallow eny think. Swanning a round flashin cygnet rinks, mere cash plovers, fetherin there nest and warblin. Off out four a night jar, not giving a hoot. Ending up with thrush an x-spec tin ovvers two foot the bill. My grate, y-knot?

wish I could Tern out with you, owl have to stay in though, swallows nesting in wallet and can't disturb them, kestrel have to wait a while

When I was in Omaha, I got stuck in a slaughterhouse overnight.
It was an offal experience.

no kidney! were there no body to talk too ? you poor soul

It took a lot of guts to survive that night.

I once went to an orgy wearing a blindfold.

I don't know what came over me!

waz it a roller or venitian blind you had folded? It wud kramp yur stile.

orgy! you could have the long farm of the law after ewe and a overnight sty in the cells